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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Probably this bottle opener in the shape of a tie



Or this hand painted jazz cup chode

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B Squad Leader
Nov 1, 2009

The dumbest thing you own is cassette tapes

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A condom

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Myself, daily

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

B Squad Leader posted:

The dumbest thing you own is cassette tapes

:negative:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who What Now posted:

Myself, daily

I was gonna say "The OP, daily" and you ruined this for me.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I bought my fidget spinner knife because it was dumb.

Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
Stocks

Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
Fiat

Woodsy Owl
Oct 27, 2004
Premium

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
My mistakes

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Sunswipe posted:

I bought my fidget spinner knife because it was dumb.


You can spin it with the blade out? How are you not dead?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

my dog died im sad posted:

You can spin it with the blade out? How are you not dead?

:iiam:

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Icochet posted:

A condom

a condom? what the gently caress is that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

a condom? what the gently caress is that

Dad? :kiddo:

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
A paintwork touch-up kit for a 17-year-old car (the kit itself is "use by April 2015")

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mulaney Power Move posted:

a condom? what the gently caress is that

Sometimes when a man and a woman meet in a bar they love very much...

Dirty Deeds Thunderchief
Dec 12, 2006

ok but where didja get that chode

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
A Something Awful forums account.

Circumcised Elon
Jun 20, 2021

by Shine

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I own a pair of glasses with mirrors in them so I can watch tv whilst laid down flat on my bed



Like this

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jose Oquendo posted:

A Something Awful forums account.

which one

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Who What Now posted:

Myself, daily

gently caress you that was my joke

which i guess i just fulfilled



nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015


Natures promise

nextlevelstart fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jul 4, 2021

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Dirty Deeds Thunderchief posted:

ok but where didja get that chode

my gay furry boyfriend won it at a furry con raffle lmfao

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


AEMINAL posted:

my gay furry boyfriend won it at a furry con raffle lmfao

:sickos:

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

i knew it!!!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

AEMINAL posted:

my gay furry boyfriend won it at a furry con raffle lmfao

lol that rules

as for me, someone already posted "myself, daily", but that

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
here.
I was drunk and ended up buying a couple trench daggers from cold steel, because some goon recommended their generic pocket knives. Hey at least they're not swords! Also I'm pretty sure thats how my credit card number got stolen.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My own dead body

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I have a pair of Betamax players stored away. Someday I want to do a WALL OF TECHNOLOGY where I'll have one functioning player of every type of media (8-Track, VHS, Beta, record player, etc) but so far it's only a planned project.

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
I've got a little dinosaur penis model someone 3d printed on etsy. Totally worth it. I also have a bunch of fugglers

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Guy Fieri Funko Pop

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
My turtles are stupid as poo poo, probably them

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

numberoneposter posted:

Guy Fieri Funko Pop

The thread is for dumbest thing, not most badass thing.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nooner posted:

My turtles are stupid as poo poo, probably them

Pets take after their owners

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
Bought 10 foot derpy-rear end snake for $5 at a garage sale. Couldn’t say no to the opportunity

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I got this headband in Cabo a few years ago. We all got different vulgar phrases. This was mine. We were extremely drunk.

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

My mistakes. I'd do much better if I just blamed them on others.

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