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A crosswalk button signed by the 2010 lineup of Fear Factory.
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Steam Controller Don't know what i was thinking. Touch screens suck as is, touch pads suck even more. Go to hell Newell.
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Jul 8, 2021 08:26
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I bought an East German army belt because I thought it would be mildly amusing to go around surveying with a belt buckle that looks a superficially like a sextant. Unfortunately (or probably fortunately, really) the hooks are such lovely metal that they immediately unbend and it comes apart a minute after you put it on.
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Jul 8, 2021 09:09
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Genesplicer posted:I have three of these in different colors. They are called the "Fuckofftopus". Great fun, but dumb. Mrs. Genesplicer got them for me, she agrees they are quite dumb. I also have Heisenberg's pork pie hat from "Breaking Bad". Not the original, but an exact copy of Heisenberg's, made by the same company that made the original. However, when wearing my hat, I do not look cool and threatening like Heisenberg. No. Not even close. I look like a doughy nerd trying to look cool and threatening, but failing in every way imaginable. Post your turds. Maybe in a different thread because they're not dumb, but maybe in this one because there's been heaps of awesome things posted here. Play posted:I don't know exactly where it came from, I was so young. But I might be able to find out so that's not a bad idea. Reparations, one poop at a time.
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Jul 8, 2021 10:55
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sigher posted:What happens if you hold the switch in the on position? you burn out the motor and ruin it I also have one of those boxes and it is dumb and also great
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Jul 8, 2021 14:01
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the dumb things you own end up dumbing you
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Jul 8, 2021 14:01
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Big Beef City posted:Look you never know when you're gonna need a tactical hiking balldo. I got my balldo in blaze orange. To be safe hiking during hunting season.
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Jul 8, 2021 18:21
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Yep this thing is loving dumb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrt8-P-AbV0
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Jul 9, 2021 01:34
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i got this spoon with a bunch of holes in it? IDK where it even came from, has always been in my kitchen drawer. maybe it's a prototype spoon or something? like before they figured it out?
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Jul 9, 2021 01:48
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i think its for noodles or something, i got a few of them, i have no idea who the gently caress broke into my house and put them in my kitchen
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Jul 9, 2021 01:53
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I've literally never bought a spoon with holes in them but i have like four of them. Why and how. They just will themselves into kitchens i guess.
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Jul 9, 2021 01:55
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The dumbest thing I own is a merlin enhanced vision electronic magnifier. It is supposed to be for old people to read the newspaper, but I use it to make miniature dollhouses, removing splinters, and trying to find my wiener. Here it is zoomed in 14 on the tip of a pencil.  The second dumbest thing I own is a $5000.00 massage chair my wife wanted for her fibromyalgia but never gets used except by the cat as a bed. 
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Jul 9, 2021 02:15
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My mother sent me a $200 dookie gold chain thats as thick as my thumb and hollow so it rattles and looks dumb as gently caress.
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Jul 9, 2021 02:21
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:The second dumbest thing I own is a $5000.00 massage chair my wife wanted for her fibromyalgia
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Jul 9, 2021 02:22
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wane tendo posted:i got this spoon with a bunch of holes in it? IDK where it even came from, has always been in my kitchen drawer. maybe it's a prototype spoon or something? like before they figured it out? Is it by any chance an absinthe spoon like this? 
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Jul 9, 2021 02:34
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:The second dumbest thing I own is a $5000.00 massage chair my wife wanted for her fibromyalgia but never gets used except by the cat as a bed. I always wanted one of these and have a perfect spot for one but i need to be able to stretch my legs and feel air conditioning on my balls, i think they call it manspreading (christ). If theres a version of these that let you open up and expose your balls to the wind someone let me know.
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Jul 9, 2021 02:39
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Mormon Nailer posted:I have a fully functional Louet Megado demo-sized computerized loom that I have woven exactly one thing on in the seven years I've owned it. It cost twice what my car cost, and it is one of maybe 100, if that. It is worth that plus some. Can I ask how you ended up with that and if you ever plan to use it again? Do you have a picture of what you made? For some reason I am super intrigued by this.
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Jul 9, 2021 02:44
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Atticus_1354 posted:Can I ask how you ended up with that and if you ever plan to use it again? Do you have a picture of what you made? For some reason I am super intrigued by this. I'm a fiber artist and used to manage a yarn store and teach classes. When the owners retired,I bought the loom from them at their cost. Then I ended up moving twice after that, so it's sitting in my office next to me. I plan on firing it up next week and making some videos about weaving on it. The thing I made is long gone--just an intricate scarf in handspun by me 240/2 silk handspun thread, it's a Phoenix scarf, but no idea where it is in the boxes from my last move that I still haven't unpacked. Like, I moved here in December 2017. The last boxes of my stuff just got sent to me last February. If I can find it I'll post it. I might have a photo of it from the last HGA/Complex Weavers thing I went to, but I'll have to dig through physical photos. My main loom is also stupidly expensive, it's a Louet Spring 110 and it was 8 grand new. Worth it. Twelve shafts.
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Jul 9, 2021 02:54
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Someone gave me this Storm Glass thing that is suppose to be like a barometer or weather compainion. It does nothing. 
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Jul 9, 2021 02:55
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That needs a flared base.
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Jul 9, 2021 02:58
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moving again for the second time in a few months and uhh its everything. i dont want to own anything anymore
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Jul 9, 2021 03:25
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Reading about that guy who bought Undertaker red wines post. I've bought plenty of dumb things in my life but Aviation Gin was probably the the dumbest.  But look at that. It's Deadpool, Green Lantern and Detective Pikachu and he owns a distillery! How can I not buy the last bottle in Oslo? It was literally the last bottle in Oslo. The stores here are run by the government so it's easy to check online. So I get home with this fucker that cost me over 70 bucks and I remember all the times as a stupid teenager when we would get get wasted on his neighbors home made gin and there's so many bad memories. I can't drink gin. Just smelling the bottle makes me gag. Older friend of mine has tasted it bare and has mixed it with tonic and says it's some of the best he's tasted. I can't loving drink it!
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Jul 9, 2021 03:58
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These ads were all over the place in Okinawa like 15 years ago and now it's proudly displayed in my kitchen.  I also have a Weekend at Bernie's framed movie poster in which the aluminum frame cost 4x as much as the poster...
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Jul 9, 2021 04:27
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Talkc posted:Steam Controller Yeah I got a Steam Link a while ago, it was on clearance for $5 and came with a $10 Steam gift certificate so it didn't feel very dumb to buy, but it is still a very dumb thing to continue to own.
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Jul 9, 2021 05:43
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chaosbreather posted:Yeah I got a Steam Link a while ago, it was on clearance for $5 and came with a $10 Steam gift certificate so it didn't feel very dumb to buy, but it is still a very dumb thing to continue to own.  I have a Steam Controller and a Steam Link I got for similar reasons and have never actually used. I totally will some day, though!It's pretty dumb, but at least they don't take up much space.
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Jul 9, 2021 06:47
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CaptainSarcastic posted:
last week I got one of the least dumb things, ethernet over power adaptors, specifically to do steam link style streaming but to my Apple TV since that's a box that is already on the TV. After some experimenting though it looks like Moonlight is way better than steam link? IDK.I think the dumbest thing I own is an moderately insane amount of LEGO. it's totally unmanagable. I don't even like LEGO any more because sorting it is so horrible. I've probably paid at least quarter as much in storage boxes as i have paid for LEGO. The idea was supposed to be a rad creative inspirational sculpture material that's perfect for my tiny apartment since there's no sawdust or fumes or nothing. Even selling it at this point would be a chore so enormous, both physically and emotionally that I can't even contemplate it.
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Jul 9, 2021 07:20
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Knot My President! posted:Yep this thing is loving dumb Goddamn I wish I could afford a model f repro from them
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Jul 9, 2021 08:22
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AEMINAL posted:Goddamn I wish I could afford a model f repro from them Dude it’s so good. And it’s six loving pounds, you need both hands to move it
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Jul 9, 2021 09:18
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easily the sweet bro and hella jeff book i love it tho
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Jul 9, 2021 13:43
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A 1987 Buick Grand National, bane of my existence. =(
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Jul 9, 2021 14:04
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I have a lamp socket screwed into a piece of wood, on an angle, that I paid $50 for. I *had* a car that I think I got cheap cause the guy I bought it from was trying to hook me up with his daughter. At least I have the warmth of the bulb to comfort me.
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Jul 9, 2021 14:14
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Bone_Enterprise posted:A 1987 Buick Grand National, bane of my existence. =( I had one. I still miss it. I don't miss throwing money at a 30 year old muscle car with unique brake systems.
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Jul 9, 2021 16:25
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Knot My President! posted:Dude it’s so good. And it’s six loving pounds, you need both hands to move it i saw the chyrosan22 vid on it and i got a str8 up boner lol. very jealous.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:18
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A book that teaches valets who open doors for a living all day that when they come home, their own door knobs should be nothing but the finest hard wood, and hand tooled to their own personalized resistance preferences, preferably either sourced from or replicated to look like old fashioned door knobs.
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Jul 9, 2021 20:28
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Big Beef City posted:A book that teaches valets who open doors for a living all day that when they come home, their own door knobs should be nothing but the finest hard wood, and hand tooled to their own personalized resistance preferences, preferably either sourced from or replicated to look like old fashioned door knobs. i miss you
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Jul 9, 2021 20:29
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Inzombiac posted:I bought a Sunlight Medallion because I love Dark Souls and adore having to explain what the gently caress this gold coin on my desk is to everyone that passes by. Same except it’s a crystal lizard and also a little bonfire with an led candle in it so it lights up
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Jul 9, 2021 20:44
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:The dumbest thing I own is a merlin enhanced vision electronic magnifier. It is supposed to be for old people to read the newspaper, but I use it to make miniature dollhouses, removing splinters, and trying to find my wiener. I'm sorry but there is nothing dumb about this and it loving owns, also giving it practical application makes it useful so gently caress it.
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wane tendo posted:i got this spoon with a bunch of holes in it? IDK where it even came from, has always been in my kitchen drawer. maybe it's a prototype spoon or something? like before they figured it out? How big is it? Like a slotted spoon for fishing solids out of liquid? 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How big is it? Like a slotted spoon for fishing solids out of liquid? A slotted spoon and a poop knife are great alternatives for those not as fortunate and cannot afford to import a German toilet.
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