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So here I am cooking up some cheeseburgers for lunch. I cut up a red onion to throw on top of the burger and I just started crying like crazy. As I was cutting it to pieces, I think I just had a realization that this onion had a family, parents and kids and what not, and here I am cutting it up just for a little extra flavor? I think it's time to go anti-vegan, got to stop killing & eating innocent plants. At least cows you can feel good for eating, after all they are causing global warming and I am only doing my part by helping to reduce their population.
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Jul 5, 2021 22:08
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i bet you think the ''dont drink water thats a fishs home' joke is funny
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Jul 5, 2021 22:12
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shoulda used white onion OP 
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Jul 5, 2021 22:17
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eleven extra elephants posted:i bet you think the ''dont drink water thats a fishs home' joke is funny LMAO
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Jul 5, 2021 22:17
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eleven extra elephants posted:i bet you think the ''dont drink water thats a fishs home' joke is funny I don't know about that, but I do like the "Save some for the fishes" joke though.
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Jul 5, 2021 22:18
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eleven extra elephants posted:i bet you think the ''dont drink water thats a fishs home' joke is funny please this is no time for jokes
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Jul 5, 2021 22:18
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i'm glad of your anguish, op
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Jul 5, 2021 22:19
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IMO plants have some cognitive function and I understand evidence for this is becoming apparent. Where's my fake french fries made out of rocks?
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Jul 5, 2021 22:23
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you'll eat the cow that eats the plants but you won't eat the plants? seems a little hypocritical. who says the cow doesn't have a family too?? and its not the cow's fault that it farts a lot or that humans are idiots that can't stop polluting the planet for money now if you take up the mantle of breatharianism maybe you can get some credibility back
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Jul 5, 2021 22:24
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Thoughts and prayers
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Jul 5, 2021 22:24
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Read this as "I am in loving deers right now my fellow goons" and was incredibly disappointed. Also you should eat the deer anyway IMO
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Jul 5, 2021 22:25
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My thighs are watering, advice???
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Jul 5, 2021 22:26
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Also also I think I made a something awful hunger games simulator event where Goon 1 had an inconsolable temper tantrum over being made a fresh salad to eat by Goon 2 so I am glad it became true
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Jul 5, 2021 22:26
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If you rub a small drop of vegetable oil on both sides of the knife it really cuts down on tears almost entirely.
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Jul 5, 2021 22:29
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OP sounds like a little bitch if u ask me!
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Jul 5, 2021 22:31
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Sid Vicious posted:OP sounds like a little bitch if u ask me! 
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Jul 5, 2021 22:32
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Cure the red onion slices in your salty rear end tears.
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Jul 5, 2021 22:34
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Sid Vicious posted:OP sounds like a little bitch if u ask me! wow rude. op is probably a big bitch
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Jul 5, 2021 22:42
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Who What Now posted:If you rub a small drop of vegetable oil on both sides of the knife it really cuts down on tears almost entirely. gently caress that, rub a piece of onion in your eye so you build up a tolerance and stop blubbering all the time about nonsense.
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Jul 5, 2021 22:45
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might need to give the OP the elusive Super Swirlie
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Jul 5, 2021 22:46
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Live footage from OP's kitchen:
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Jul 5, 2021 23:06
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Chinatown posted:shoulda used white onion OP Wow all onions matter anyone??
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Jul 5, 2021 23:10
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Meme Poker Party posted:Live footage from OP's kitchen: Pre Burgin'
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Jul 5, 2021 23:21
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*pats your shoulder* there, there.
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Jul 5, 2021 23:36
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Chinatown posted:shoulda used white onion OP Cmon, you gotta go for the vidalia.
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Jul 5, 2021 23:37
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Hey soyboy for every onion family you don't eat I'm gonna eat three!!
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Jul 5, 2021 23:51
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That's a hard burn on you OP
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Jul 5, 2021 23:52
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Play posted:Hey soyboy for every onion family you don't eat I'm gonna eat three!! theyre called alliums
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Jul 5, 2021 23:52
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Jul 6, 2021 00:01
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onions were put on this earth by jesus for us to have sex with and eat and generally victimize and I will not hear otherwise
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Jul 6, 2021 00:12
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Become a Breatharian, OP, the onions will be saved and aĺl your problems will be over within a few months.
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Jul 6, 2021 00:12
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im a big aggressive badass who has never cried, not even when i was a baby. but i dont judge you for bringing this situation to our attention. maybe you should go mycological and start subsisting on cow pies.
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Jul 6, 2021 00:41
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:So here I am cooking up some cheeseburgers for lunch. I cut up a red onion to throw on top of the burger and I just started crying like crazy. As I was cutting it to pieces, I think I just had a realization that this onion had a family, parents and kids and what not, and here I am cutting it up just for a little extra flavor? This is necessary Life feeds on life Feeds on life Feeds on life. 
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Jul 6, 2021 00:44
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OP this is boomer level humor like up there with people who post "Tasty bacon" when someone shows a picture of cute piglets or something this needs to be worshopped or better yet workcocked
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Jul 6, 2021 00:46
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The onion is natures fleshlight
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Jul 6, 2021 00:48
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You just cut a thick slice of onion and then poke out enough of the middle bits to fit ur dick in
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Jul 6, 2021 00:50
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Like this 
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Jul 6, 2021 00:51
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Vidalias are the number one fuckin onion imo
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Jul 6, 2021 00:52
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Looking forward to hearing all about how it takes you over an hour to take a poo poo and your sweat smells weird and never stops
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Jul 6, 2021 00:56
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If you grow your own vegetables you can harvest when their suffering is maximized
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