Who Killed The President of Haiti?

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Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

downtown moise jovenel?

# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:00

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# ? May 4, 2024 14:24

reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

Grapplejack posted:

If you're a mercenary you have to at least google the guy you're killing I mean god drat

if this theory is true they probably lied about his name just on the off chance someone knew anything about haiti

# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:05

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1415029281122627584

# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:08

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Grapplejack posted:

If you're a mercenary you have to at least google the guy you're killing I mean god drat

virgin brain

# ? Jul 13, 2021 23:50

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

Grapplejack posted:

If you're a mercenary you have to at least google the guy you're killing I mean god drat

probably just gave them a picture and an address. he was at his private residence, right? it wasn't like they burst into the white house.

# ? Jul 14, 2021 00:35

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

We did it. :patriot:

# ? Jul 14, 2021 00:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Grapplejack posted:

If you're a mercenary you have to at least google the guy you're killing I mean god drat

You do not under any circumstance have to google the name of the person you're killing

# ? Jul 14, 2021 19:36

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Milo and POTUS posted:

You do not under any circumstance have to google the name of the person you're killing

Seems like bad opsec, tbh, leaving a trail of evidence that you were looking them up.

# ? Jul 14, 2021 19:59

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy?

# ? Jul 14, 2021 20:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Going to a public library to do my research, gonna get caught by morgan freeman and brad pitt

# ? Jul 14, 2021 20:34

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Also the (apparent) fact that none of these guys spoke French leads some credence to the possibility that they were unwitting patsies-for-hire.

Yeah, it's not like there aren't a poo poo ton of french speaking mercenaries around, you could at least try to paint evil France as still caring about the nation who paid up french most racist citizens reparations for taking away their favory money-making slavery pit. :france:

# ? Jul 14, 2021 20:46

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article252739103.html heres an article on that intriago guy in english. it has some funny parts, imo, like this very ironic line:

quote:

But for all his footprint on social media, those who say they knew Intriago are reluctant to attach their name. Some claim he was viewed with suspicion in the exile community, where much like the Cuban expat diaspora there are concerns of regime infiltrators in the midst.

this dude is infiltrating the expat community, like evil cuba! please ignore his affiliations.

# ? Jul 14, 2021 21:05

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

the virgin fake dea agent vs the chad Floridaman sent by god

# ? Jul 15, 2021 02:23

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

lol what freak would go undercover to defend Moise or Martelly.

even the Moise own home security didn't defend him.

# ? Jul 15, 2021 02:25

bleeding kansas: Nov 15, 2019

Atrocious Joe posted:

even the Moise own home security didn't defend him.

as soon as they finish arresting idiots who pulled the triggers and put together the team, its gonna be fun to find out why that was

# ? Jul 15, 2021 05:29

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2021/07/15/colombia-haiti-us-military/?itid=hp-top-table-main

Is the American deep state trying to gaslight us into thinking this was all just one big whoopsie or did these people really go rogue?

# ? Jul 15, 2021 19:58

The Atomic Man-Boy: Jul 23, 2007

They might have gone private. I don�t think the US had much to gain by killing Moise, but didn�t have much to lose either. The US should be blamed either way.

# ? Jul 26, 2021 07:51

AppleNippleBOB: May 13, 2007

Any reccs for Haitian charities, especially regarding the recent earthquake recovery efforts

# ? Aug 18, 2021 01:22

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

the butler?

# ? Aug 18, 2021 01:23

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

I have rolled a 5, allowing me to move my game piece 4 spaces into the Presidential Mansion

I would like to make a guess:

it was Professor Sixteen Confused PMCs with the AR-15s in the Presidential Mansion

# ? Aug 20, 2021 19:27

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/peoplesdispatch/status/1437528855833681922?s=20
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1437855908592242698?s=20
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1438107830750433286?s=20
https://twitter.com/madanboukman/status/1438534123883204619?s=20

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:39

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/rdevro/status/1439733206455050243

# ? Sep 20, 2021 07:10

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

haiti might be one of the starkest examples of the imperial government's cause celebre at any given point being gently caress you and die

# ? Sep 20, 2021 07:12

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

https://theintercept.com/2021/10/20/haiti-assassination-bolivia-luis-arce/

o_o

# ? Oct 20, 2021 16:31

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Opinion: We can no longer ignore Haiti�s descent into chaos

quote:

Haiti�s spiraling mayhem, florid lawlessness and humanitarian meltdown were predictable following the assassination of President Jovenel Mo�se in July. In a country already crippled by governmental dysfunction, the vacuum of political legitimacy and authority after that murder left a breeding ground for anarchy.

The mess was largely ignored by the Biden administration, which has been preoccupied with other crises, until the kidnapping Saturday of 17 missionaries � a Canadian and 16 Americans, including five children � near the Haitian capital of Port-au-Prince. Now the maelstrom in the hemisphere�s poorest nation is no longer ignorable.

Kidnapping is so prevalent that predatory gangs which routinely seize individuals and groups for ransom are now said to control half of Port-au-Prince. One of the more notorious of them, 400 Mawozo, is responsible for the missionaries� kidnapping; earlier this year it grabbed five priests and two nuns and demanded $1 million for their release. They were eventually freed.

Haiti�s outmatched police are bystanders to the spreading pandemonium, and the government, which includes no elected officials, is window dressing. The fate of the missionaries is anyone�s guess, but no one should assume that their seizure is an aberration, or that Haiti�s dissolution will not generate further agonies for its own citizens and those of other nations. Those agonies will include desperate migrants at the United States� border, such as the thousands who camped under a bridge in South Texas last month, seeking a foothold in this country.

There are no easy answers to fixing Haiti, nor even to what �fixing� it might mean. Some advocates insist that the key to rescuing Haiti lies in its civil society, the country�s vibrant network of nongovernmental social, educational, health and other organizations that provide what passes for a social safety net and a counterbalance to chaos. The truth is that those multifarious groups, for all their important work, are as splintered as the rest of Haitian society and just as powerless to arrest the country�s disintegration.

Those who called for international intervention following Mr. Mo�se�s killing, including this page, have been criticized for overlooking the checkered history of such attempts in the past, including the U.S. Marine Corps�s 19-year occupation of Haiti a century ago, and the United Nations-authorized insertion of U.S. troops by the Clinton administration in the mid-1990s. In this century, a U.N. stabilization force was deployed in Haiti for 13 years, until 2017.

Those interventions were problematic. In the most recent instance, U.N. soldiers sent to Haiti from Nepal were the conduit for what became one of the world�s most severe cholera epidemics, and other U.N. troops fathered hundreds or more babies born to penniless local women and girls, amid credible allegations of rape and sexual exploitation.

Yet for all its unintended consequences, outside intervention could also establish a modicum of stability and order that would represent a major humanitarian improvement on the status quo, and with it, the prospect of lives saved and livelihoods enabled. In the cost-benefit analysis that would attend any fresh intervention, policymakers must be alert to the risks, but also to the enormous peril of continuing to do nothing.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/10/18/we-can-no-longer-ignore-haitis-descent-into-chaos/

# ? Oct 20, 2021 20:15

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Venezuela, Bolivia, Cuba, Haiti - the targets are getting smaller and smaller. Just a couple of more failed regime changes before Grenada II.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 20:56

Grapplejack: Nov 27, 2007

OAS? I loving knew it!!! It was Canada the whole time. Confirmed. Case closed.

# ? Oct 20, 2021 21:20

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/andraydomise/status/1457378882483625996

# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:12

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

frankenfreak posted:

Venezuela, Bolivia, Cuba, Haiti - the targets are getting smaller and smaller. Just a couple of more failed regime changes before Grenada II.

the US is going to take out Comrade Ralph, Prime Minister of St. Vincent and the Grenadines
https://twitter.com/ComradeRalph/status/1381674605673320449?s=20

# ? Nov 7, 2021 18:22

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

that they hid in the roc embassy is a cut so deep i'm surprised it isn't talked up more as a part of the lore in this poo poo stupid bout between the us and china

# ? Nov 8, 2021 12:21