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STREET FIGHT 72 69.90%
MIXED TAG 13 12.62%
IDOLO DEBUTS 7 6.80%
STRAP MATCH 5 4.85%
TRIOS 6 5.83%
Total: 103 votes
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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

graph posted:

i thought the lights going out during the opening match was brilliant to have it lead to the second

i absolutely thought it was technical difficulties

we'll have to see exactly how this ties into...

THE LORE OF THE BLACKS

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Tarnop posted:

Dark thread is closed, so I'm just going to leave this here



lol perfect

last night after dynamite, all i could think about was joey and sonny's promo on dark. still the best wrestling content of the week

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
and signs. i'm so happy signs are back. been thinking about this one

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

The Nike checkmark growing out of Griff's middle finger is pretty neat

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Ok so it's been about a day and now all of a sudden I am excited to talk about Tommy End and his fake snakes and how this will tie into the AEW continuity after he gets out of the Cody bubble. I still think he's a nerd for thinking he could get a story told in WWE, but I will admit that I am a nerd who has a boner for whatever the gently caress is happening. I am glad he is getting to tell his story.

All the Fakes are Snakes

Jake "The Snake" Roberts - A snake in name only, a fake snake
The Snake in Jake's Bag - Got thrown by Miro, but we were reassured that the snake was okay. I have suspicions that this was a fake snake.
Serepentico / Jon Cruz - Serepentico is really Jon Cruz, a snake could not be any faker

Confirmed, we are getting a bigger and stronger Chaos Project consisting of Japanese Deathmatch Legend Dr. Luther, Serpentico, Malakai Black, Lance Archer, and Jake Roberts



And they're all gonna wear gloves that look like this.

Please tell me if I have forgotten any fake snakes. They can join Chaos Project too.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
The lights went out right after QT started bleeding in the strap match. JR even remarked that his face was becoming a "crimson mask" immediately before it happened.

It's clear to me now that the demons in QT Marshall's blood were released into the air at that moment, causing the creation / summoning / awakening of Malakai Black.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Scarf posted:

casually mention

nobody here knows how to do this

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
since when does excalibur use the internet, pfft, unrealistic garbage

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

hooman posted:

It'll be Zicky Dice.

Not gonna lie, kinda want to see a Zicky Dice & Rick Boogz team up

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Tommy Milkers posted:

"It was all very last second. I feel like, in modern day wrestling, there are few moments to make a genuine surprise and get people to look your way. For me to sneak in, not be seen, dip and dive so they wouldn't see me, that took some skill."

At first I was thinking Warlock, but this reads more like an Arcane Trickster Rogue to me.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

oh drat

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
KiLynn & Baron both on Elevation? I just said goodbye!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Dreamgirl Ellie is back!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok wait, did they film ALL these matches in front of that crowd???

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Vince MechMahon posted:

Sliced Lime. Delicious.

Radioactive Boogie

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

graph posted:

i thought all of july was live ?

MJeff is for some reason talking about Fyter Fest '20

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

flashy_mcflash posted:

What are we even doing if Christian or whomever is feuding with Team Taz doesn't put this up on the Dynatron at some point?

Team Taz is feuding with Team Taz right now. The AAA of wrestling factions.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Michelle???

MICHELLE'S DEAD!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

hell yeah

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Yuta vs Angelico gonna be a must watch

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
The BTE/Sammy Vlog dynamic is the brand split done right

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Dimebags Brain posted:

Haven't D-Von's kids shown up on Dark? I'm pretty sure they've had a few matches there this past year.

yeah they did a bunch, they're solid and fun

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Gaz-L posted:

Interesting that Machine Gun's been carrying the (admittedly short) build to this match. Not even a selfie-cam promo from Mox in between baby feedings.

It fits the open challenge sort of thing they've been doing with the US belt. We already know who Mox is, let's take a minute to learn about Karl and his motivation.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
woop woop, seeing AEW 2 weeks in a row, can't wait

happy wednesday

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
no no no, i want the cage filled with bees, not beads

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i'm trying to generally manage but it won't let me

let me in pls i want to be 733t :smithcloud:

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