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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN




Yes



YES HAHA



HAHA YESSSSS HAHAHA



NO



YESSSSSSSSS



Ehhhhhhhh...



I SAID NO

Discuss.

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:yum:

Heather Papps

hello friend



very cute but GET THE gently caress OUT


classic? i need you - drastic.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Heather Papps posted:


very cute but GET THE gently caress OUT


Hard agree

Heather Papps posted:



classic? i need you - drastic.

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Heather Papps

hello friend


Mormon Nailer posted:

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

i have stockturtles syndrome



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


I cannot support a thread that's against gummy turtles :(


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


your friend sk posted:

I cannot support a thread that's against gummy turtles :(

They are delicious but not what this thread is about.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

your friend sk posted:

I cannot support a thread that's against gummy turtles :(

I'm w/u sk. gummy over chocolatey any old day

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


What if, hear me out, pecans, but caramel chocolate salt? What if that's what turtles from my parents' pond are made of? What is anything made of, even? What if I'M the pecan???

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Mormon Nailer posted:

They are delicious but not what this thread is about.

I'm biased because I can't eat pecans

cruft

What...

What in the hell is going on here?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


cruft posted:

What...

What in the hell is going on here?

This thread is about turtles. The good kind.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

cruft posted:

What...

What in the hell is going on here?

stolen valor

cruft

Mormon Nailer posted:

This thread is about turtles. The good kind.

I can't believe you would do this to me, hamjobs.

I thought we were friends.

I thought you understood that a starting a good turtle thread was my literal dream as a poster.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


It actually happened because I got too high and misread Six's post

So now we will discuss the superior form of turtles, at length, until I am tired of thinking about putting those sweet and salty nuts in my mouth.

cruft

I MADE A FRIGGIN' YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR THAT THREAD

cruft

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a tall glass of warm milk, and then drive to Yuma.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


cruft posted:

I can't believe you would do this to me, hamjobs.

I thought we were friends.

I thought you understood that a starting a good turtle thread was my literal dream as a poster.

Perhaps....... It is I who am the real bad guy, I think, Spartacusly

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


cruft posted:

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a tall glass of warm milk, and then drive to Yuma.

You could take the last train instead

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Comes around 3:10

Heather Papps

hello friend


cruft posted:

I MADE A FRIGGIN' YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR THAT THREAD

:vince:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
beecock :evilbuddy:

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Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

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Escape From Noise

I love chocolate turtles. Big time. I don't think they get the recognition they deserve.

Gummies kind suck imho.

nut

I’m the guy at the party who ate the decorative pinecone by accident and is too embarrassed to stop chewing it

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



Post your turtles or I'm telling god and Jeffrey

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


nut posted:

I’m the guy at the party who ate the decorative pinecone by accident and is too embarrassed to stop chewing it

Haha I just really, uh, love fiber. Yep.

nut

crying when someone tells me a pine tree is going to grow in my belly now but not because of the physical damage I will incur but because I think a pine tree with outcompete the watermelon vine growing in there from the watermelon seeds I ate after smashing open a watermelon with my beer gut oh god I ruin every party I swear I’m so sorry you know what I’m just going to go

Queen-Of-Hearts

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Meenage Mutant Minja Murtles

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Meenage Mutant Minja Murtles

Weenage Wutant Winja Wurtles

nut

adult normal peasant farmers

nut

six-foot baby judo teacher

cruft

adult normal peasant farmers
six-foot baby judo teacher
fetal master chef creator
elderly cave-dwelling creature

(You have to put the accent on AD in adult for this to work)

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

Weenage Wutant Winja Wurtles

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

if only I could repost this 100 times

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Look!!! It's the Turtle Copter!!!

nut

cruft posted:

adult normal peasant farmers
six-foot baby judo teacher
fetal master chef creator
elderly cave-dwelling creature

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



:five: :five: :five: :five: :five:

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Just so we all know, we do not eat Russell Stover candy not only because it's garbage candy but because they're Very Bad People for reasons.

Also the last time I was FORCED to resort to their inferior turtles, they were out of the dairy free kind so I got a rash in my mouth because I'm not a loving monster I'm still gonna eat it BUT ALSO the pecans were STALE AND OLD.

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