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Randy Travesty

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Yes



YES HAHA



HAHA YESSSSS HAHAHA



NO



YESSSSSSSSS



Ehhhhhhhh...



I SAID NO

Discuss.

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Randy Travesty

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Heather Papps posted:


very cute but GET THE gently caress OUT


Hard agree

Heather Papps posted:



classic? i need you - drastic.

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Randy Travesty

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your friend sk posted:

I cannot support a thread that's against gummy turtles :(

They are delicious but not what this thread is about.

Randy Travesty

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What if, hear me out, pecans, but caramel chocolate salt? What if that's what turtles from my parents' pond are made of? What is anything made of, even? What if I'M the pecan???

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cruft posted:

What...

What in the hell is going on here?

This thread is about turtles. The good kind.

Randy Travesty

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It actually happened because I got too high and misread Six's post

So now we will discuss the superior form of turtles, at length, until I am tired of thinking about putting those sweet and salty nuts in my mouth.

Randy Travesty

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cruft posted:

I can't believe you would do this to me, hamjobs.

I thought we were friends.

I thought you understood that a starting a good turtle thread was my literal dream as a poster.

Perhaps....... It is I who am the real bad guy, I think, Spartacusly

Randy Travesty

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cruft posted:

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a tall glass of warm milk, and then drive to Yuma.

You could take the last train instead

Randy Travesty

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Comes around 3:10

Randy Travesty

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Post your turtles or I'm telling god and Jeffrey

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nut posted:

I’m the guy at the party who ate the decorative pinecone by accident and is too embarrassed to stop chewing it

Haha I just really, uh, love fiber. Yep.

Randy Travesty

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Meenage Mutant Minja Murtles

Weenage Wutant Winja Wurtles

Randy Travesty

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:five: :five: :five: :five: :five:

Randy Travesty

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Just so we all know, we do not eat Russell Stover candy not only because it's garbage candy but because they're Very Bad People for reasons.

Also the last time I was FORCED to resort to their inferior turtles, they were out of the dairy free kind so I got a rash in my mouth because I'm not a loving monster I'm still gonna eat it BUT ALSO the pecans were STALE AND OLD.

Randy Travesty

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I'm gonna eat Turtles today at work ama*

*I cannot draw a dragon :negative:

Randy Travesty

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Escape From Noise posted:

Can you draw a turtle dragon?



Nah.

Randy Travesty

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cruft posted:

Just so we all know, we also do not eat Jack Russell terriers.

Thanks for your attention.

*spits out fluff* but I wanna nom himb head

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Master Splinter fuckin owns and I will die on that hill

Randy Travesty

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I must find my cassette tape off the soundtrack to the live action TMNT movie

Randy Travesty

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My other favorite character was always Donatello because he's smart and his color is purple and I like that

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Escape From Noise posted:

Ninja! Ninja!
Rap!

April's Theme~

Randy Travesty

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I never did get to see Turtles 2!!! We should have a TMNT movie night soon, I have them all on a drive.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I dunno how I feel about TMNS. What if they were wearing Teenage Mutant Ninja Kirtles?

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Do you think there's room in the fashion world for Teenage Mutant Ninja Girdles?

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