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I’m the guy at the party who ate the decorative pinecone by accident and is too embarrassed to stop chewing it

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crying when someone tells me a pine tree is going to grow in my belly now but not because of the physical damage I will incur but because I think a pine tree with outcompete the watermelon vine growing in there from the watermelon seeds I ate after smashing open a watermelon with my beer gut oh god I ruin every party I swear I’m so sorry you know what I’m just going to go

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adult normal peasant farmers

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six-foot baby judo teacher

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cruft posted:

adult normal peasant farmers
six-foot baby judo teacher
fetal master chef creator
elderly cave-dwelling creature

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