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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Accidentally triggering a crit while high-fiving my friend, doing 195 damage and killing him instantly.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 19:56

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Using superarmor to get through a harsh breakup.

# ? Jul 9, 2021 19:58

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# ? Jul 9, 2021 20:22

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tbf, op, triggering a critical failure on a high five is much, MUCH worse

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# ? Jul 9, 2021 20:23

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turns out treating charisma as a dump stat was a terrible idea

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# ? Jul 9, 2021 20:25

treasure bear

i seen a guy jump onto a mush room and 'get large'

# ? Jul 9, 2021 23:56

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

turns out treating charisma as a dump stat was a terrible idea

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 10, 2021 00:03

deep dish peat moss

I take my copy of the GBA Classic Cory in da House to the Game Mechanic. "What's wrong with it?" asks the Game Mechanic.

"It just keeps making a noise when I take it over bumps." I say.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 00:55

frump truck: hello... again!

death is real

# ? Jul 10, 2021 01:12

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

so are clowns

Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? Jul 10, 2021 01:34

Ass-penny

frump truck posted:

death is real

# ? Jul 10, 2021 04:49

alexandriao

talking to the toned sweaty lesbian blacksmith on the N64 and looking up only to realise that she, and her triangle tits, are standing over me

# ? Jul 10, 2021 04:57

Ass-penny

Mods namechange me to triangle tits.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 04:59

FutonForensic

doing kegels is the safest way to grind Athletics

# ? Jul 10, 2021 05:22

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Jewelers can only handle one gem at a time, otherwise they risk their stock disappearing.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 08:04

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I hold up the cashier att the supermarket as every item hovers over my head for ten seconds while a short jingle plays

# ? Jul 10, 2021 09:31

Patware

standing in place for hours before a fight as i research the drunk guy's frame data

# ? Jul 10, 2021 10:06

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Manage to fit my phone in my pocket by rotating an old receipt so that it takes 3x2 squares instead of 2x3

# ? Jul 10, 2021 11:40

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Fredrik1 posted:

Manage to fit my phone in my pocket by rotating an old receipt so that it takes 3x2 squares instead of 2x3

I can't discard the receipt because it's a quest item

# ? Jul 10, 2021 11:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Fredrik1 posted:

I can't discard the receipt because it's a quest item

Don't worry, eventually receipts time out.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 11:58

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i went out for groceries and got hooked into tons of side quests along the way, and now im overleveled for doing the laundry

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# ? Jul 10, 2021 12:07

Chrs

drinking 12 whiskeys at the bar and fast travelling to my bed the next morning

# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:30

google THIS

I need to go to the hardware store and make like 50 copies of my house key, I almost ran out last week

# ? Jul 10, 2021 16:10

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Buying weed with the change I found after destroying all the plants in the garden

# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

New edition of Joy of Cooking just lists every possible permutation of Meat, Fish, Berries, Vegetables, Wheat, and Spices.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:58

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Bringing many identical pieces of garbage to the appraiser in hopes of finding a Dave and Busters coupon.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 21:18

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

My neighbor Jeff keeps yelling at me to return his car keys, which I keep telling him I can't because I can't drop key items! (see above posts) I usually get him to stop by whacking him with my shovel enough times until he ragdolls. (he is an essential npc, cannot be killed) Kind of sucks though cause every time after I have to go to the police station and pay them off to remove my criminal status. (this is real and not a game mechanic)

# ? Jul 10, 2021 21:21

alexandriao

rear end-penny posted:

Mods namechange me to triangle tits.

# ? Jul 10, 2021 21:23

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

wooing my future fiance by gifting them their favorite object every single day

# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:29

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

touching a star is no longer a deadly occurrence but makes you powerful

# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:31

Patware

taking an elevator to the top of the empire state building so i can add six nearby city blocks to my gps

# ? Jul 11, 2021 04:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

SAT exam now directly determines whether you become a soldier, thief, doctor, clergy, entertainer, or shopkeeper.

# ? Jul 11, 2021 05:26

alexandriao

Getting a summer internship as a security guard only to get my guts punched out by a slightly overweight Italian plumber

# ? Jul 11, 2021 06:19

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

District Attorney wins 100th case by comparing two nearly identical crime scene photos.

# ? Jul 11, 2021 06:55

Patware

fusing my children together over and over again until i get the right stat distribution

# ? Jul 11, 2021 07:04

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

The bank actually pays interest!

# ? Jul 11, 2021 11:00

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the hoarders shows usually just show houses filled w potions

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 14:21

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I'm going to chop down a bunch of saplings to level my woodcutting to max so I can chop down a redwood with a single swing.

# ? Jul 11, 2021 14:27

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getting married is a trap option, since you lock yourself out of a valuable ring slot

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# ? Jul 11, 2021 18:01

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# ? May 12, 2024 21:09

Slumpy

*hops out from under your diablo 2 LOD jewel case* jesus christ its like a fuckin sauna in there lmao you're gonna need new SOJ's dude, hacked if you can get em *wheels back under, cussing*

slumpy

# ? Jul 11, 2021 18:13

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