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"i'm sorry" i say solemnly to the highly-detailed crying family as I step out of the operating room "he died during a cutscene, there was nothing I could do"
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Grinding on tedious mundane tasks for years on end in hopes of a big payout when you're done except the big payout actually happens
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Jul 11, 2021 20:37
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- Patware
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i've lost my arm in a terrible car accident. i can feel the blood burning in my brain. vision is fading. staggering toward my last hope, the cheap motel at the corner
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Jul 11, 2021 20:53
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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You may have thought you just stabbed my friend in the back but I was actually protecting them from 200 yards away and you instead bounce off my shield and take thorn damage and die. Sorry thems the rules of physics
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Jul 11, 2021 21:21
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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*double jumps*
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Jul 11, 2021 22:04
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- Yinlock
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mr. president how do you respond to allegations of hacking, we the people demand to see your skill tree
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Jul 11, 2021 23:58
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- Fredrik1
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And in todays news, two guests horribly mauled by flan
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Jul 12, 2021 08:31
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- Scaly Haylie
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game mechanics are to gamestop as car mechanics are to autozone
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Jul 14, 2021 01:56
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
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game mechanics are to gamestop as car mechanics are to autozone
I grabbed a BMW emblem last time I went to the junkyard and stuck it on my 26 year old Corolla and I can definitely feel the boost in horsepower
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Jul 14, 2021 04:53
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May 13, 2024 00:19
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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I beat my boss to work in the commuter race and he dropped a rare engine, it is sitting in my pocket and I can't wait to get out of work so I can open the menu and install it in my car. Gonna get home 10 minutes sooner now!
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