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hey op no joke i've been fired from every job i've ever had and it always leads to something better
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Jul 9, 2021 23:27
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I wish I were fired. I'd crack a cold one. Crack a cold one, OP.
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Jul 9, 2021 23:30
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gently caress that job, OP
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Jul 9, 2021 23:31
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I kinda wish I could be fired, maybe it would get me out of this stupid rut where I'm too stressed and don't make enough money. But it's just easier to continue doing what I've been doing. Basically I'm jealous of you OP. Maybe that will help. I got furloughed for 6 months during covid and it was one of the best times of my entire life
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Jul 9, 2021 23:34
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Ask to use their restroom and poo poo in the tank.
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Jul 9, 2021 23:35
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That will teach you to not do your loving job OP.
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Jul 9, 2021 23:37
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Take the weekend and just don't worry about it until Monday. You aren't a failure. poo poo happens. It feels lovely now but these things tend to work out OK in the end.
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Jul 9, 2021 23:38
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breathing exercises and yoga loving rule.
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Jul 9, 2021 23:41
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OP post a 180x180 under 150kb image
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Jul 9, 2021 23:49
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I got fired once ever. I couldn't beLIEVE it. I was 38 maybe, doing a part-time bartending job in a La Quinta for a little side money. (This is when I had a very flashy boyfriend, being his girlfriend was my main job) The young manager chick that was tasked to do the termination was inexperienced and shy, very pretty and soft spoken. She dreamed of being a nurse and was beginning to get caught in the Hospitality industry trap like I did at her age. I had warned her earnestly not to make my mistake. I figured out what she was doing before she could finally spit it out and said: "You're loving kidding me YOURE FIRING ME??" She right away said I was scaring her and I laughed in her face and started collecting my poo poo. She didn't have the brains to even wait until my shift was over. I emptied my tip jar and told her there you go and gestured at the bar. The job meant nothing but it still stung. I think I was fired because I was bitching too much about the rampant meth use of on duty employees. I bitched about it but I would never have gone to corporate. I think they didn't know that ? So I got fired by a 23 year old MAYBE omg lol still smh
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Jul 9, 2021 23:49
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Watch some Kitchen Nightmares and see that even the dumbest pieces of poo poo in America (and UK) can get a job as well as own a business. Take comfort in the fact that you're probably way more employable than anyone on that show, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding something new. Its gonna be alright. Relax this weekend and don't think about finding a job. Your boss sucks and this experience will only make you better at what you do. Also, i feel like only the good employees get fired for some small loving thing and the big dipshits in charge get promoted when they gently caress up big. Maybe try for management next time? You basically can't get fired there.
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Jul 9, 2021 23:52
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Azuth0667 posted:Ask to use their restroom and poo poo in the tank. Pose as an HVAC repairman and leave a milk chicken bomb in their heating ducts.
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Jul 9, 2021 23:53
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get drunk and masturbate op
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Jul 9, 2021 23:55
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Do you have an OnlyFans? And as a follow up, what are you willing to subject your anus to?
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Jul 9, 2021 23:56
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Lucky Guy posted:Do you have an OnlyFans? And as a follow up, what are you willing to subject your anus to? If they have a nice voice, theres always ASMR
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Jul 10, 2021 00:00
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Okay, start working as a freelance dog walker and start twitch streaming it. If you’re sassy enough, I think you could bounce back incredibly strong from your recent misfortunes.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:01
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Maybe time to look at indeed and see all the cool new jobs you can do OP. Goons are always super employable 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:04
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:If they have a nice voice, theres always ASMR I'm not paying for that, rear end or bust 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:07
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Working is for chumps, have you tried just living off the sun OP
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Jul 10, 2021 00:10
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Being mean to the OP always improves my mood, try that.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:12
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Maybe you should try not being a stupid loving dumbass op. 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:20
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I got fired once. I worked as the sole IT personal/technical consultant for a small business of about ten people. Did my hours, and then some. I got fired after I brought up to my boss that my paycheck was not as it should be, or ever should be. In Australia we have minimum wages based on profession called Awards. I was not being paid that, largely because he never kept up with the changing standards. I brought it up, he told me it was, in fact, my job to know how much he was legally required to pay me. I requested my legal backpay, in the realm of $7000. He lost his poo poo and told me that I had been working there for this master plan all along. He sent me home immediately, avoiding my calls, emails, all of it. I eventually sent a email saying I will pursue legal action if needed. I received the money half a week later. No reference tho haha. That workplace was toxic the moment I came out as gay (and later trans), so no big loss imo. The moral of the story is unless you torched the place no one would reasonably blame you. And honestly, if you did I would still think you had a very good reason.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:20
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Were you fired for putting your dick in the pickle slicer?
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Jul 10, 2021 00:28
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Someone mentioned the lottery. That’s actually my retirement plan and I like to buy a ticket whenever I travel to a state that has it.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:28
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this guy at my work got fired for pissing in the kitchen of a restaurant at the company party from then on everytime someone had to piss they'd be like "i gotta go get fired brb"
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Jul 10, 2021 00:31
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bet on horseraces online
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Jul 10, 2021 00:33
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You are now a full-time Poster, sport. Get crackin' 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:35
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Jose posted:get drunk and get pegged op
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Jul 10, 2021 00:38
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lets all drink a beer or two or three and pay our respects to the OP for getting canned
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Jul 10, 2021 00:39
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We should drink ops beer so he can focus on getting a new job. 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:41
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Jul 10, 2021 00:42
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I genuinely love this question. It says a lot about the person themselves which is actually refreshing against the usual "explain in increasingly contrite terms how you will bootlick and thank us for the opportunity". Like potluck? I'm bringing egg salad, with fried onion and bacon bits through it. Home made, hell yea. Some fucker says salad? gently caress that person. Salad is awesome, but you gotta justify salad. You gotta sell salad. Packet of chips and like some lollies? Guillotine.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:44
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syntaxfunction posted:I genuinely love this question. It says a lot about the person themselves which is actually refreshing against the usual "explain in increasingly contrite terms how you will bootlick and thank us for the opportunity". A PLATE 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:45
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I’ve never been fired but I’ve been laid off twice. Also I walked off and quit once and it fuckin ruled. Told my former boss to fuckin eat poo poo and suck my drat balls and the HR lady came running out to ask me what the problem was so I sat with her outside and wrote a 3 page statement about all the nepotism and book-cooking and client fuckery that was going on, got a copy of it and submitted that with my unemployment claim. They challenged my unemployment claim and I won lmao. 6 months later I had a job that paid almost 3 times as much just because I had a certain title as experience.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:45
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numberoneposter posted:The correct answer is: Don't come near me or my potluck ever again.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:46
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I'm actually counting on the Nevada vaccination lottery to come through for me. If it doesn't I'm in pretty big trouble I owe a lot of scary people a lot of money
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Jul 10, 2021 00:47
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syntaxfunction posted:I genuinely love this question. It says a lot about the person themselves which is actually refreshing against the usual "explain in increasingly contrite terms how you will bootlick and thank us for the opportunity". Deviled Egg Potato Salad. It rules so hard.
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Jul 10, 2021 00:50
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The obvious answer is a shortrib nacho bar but you do you boo. 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:52
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I had a coworker get fired today on essentially a trumped up technicality because he was such a poo poo employee for so long that they were waiting for the moment he hosed up Are you my excoworker op
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flex and bring in a guy for a manned omelet station
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