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numberoneposter posted:flex and bring in a guy for a manned omelet station This omelette station is.. unmanned. 
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Jul 10, 2021 00:58
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Holy poo poo NO joke What is the right answer for that question irl if you want that job
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N. Senada posted:Sorry OP, that sucks You misspelled “sux reelee gud” 
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I've never had to look for a job, I've been lucky. I would guess it's ask the organizer what is needed Usually 5 losers bring chips etc if no one pays attention I would bring yummy veggies and bitchin sauce if up to me
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Jul 10, 2021 01:00
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Spinz posted:Holy poo poo Brownies
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My spicy Italian sausage.
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Jul 10, 2021 01:03
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I just drank and ate alotta jack n the box not gonna lie op!
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Jul 10, 2021 01:04
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At the extremely cool place where I used to work we played setback every day for a 2 hour lunch and had quarterly chili cook offs which are the best potlucks.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You misspelled “sux reelee gud” Thanks you
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numberoneposter posted:flex and bring in a guy for a manned omelet station 
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Jul 10, 2021 01:20
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Jose posted:get drunk and masturbate op Will do, pms are wide open OP
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Jul 10, 2021 01:22
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Op must have gotten really poo poo faced. Hope we get an update and this is isn't just a one post wonder.
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Jul 10, 2021 01:27
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Comcast found out he was fired and shut off his internet post haste
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Spinz posted:I've never had to look for a job, I've been lucky. I would guess it's ask the organizer what is needed meth
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My first boss was my mentor and would regularly take out the team (we were a small technical consultancy) if we did well on our numbers. Like just shout us steak with Scotch or whatever, just cause he was happy. He was a legit awesome dude that genuinely loved helping his employees. He helped a coworker move house to make sure he was rested before he had to come back to work. Fact is, tho, his business is still going, he's still an awesome dude, but he'll never become huge mainly because he isn't a ruthless prick. It's sad that the only dude I would ever consider a genuinely nice, kind and amazing boss will never really get where he's looking to go because of exactly those qualities. People in power will be general shitheads to their employees because they sadly have to in order to maintain or increase power. That's the way it rolls.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Comcast found out he was fired and shut off his internet post haste Fired from the post making factory
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Jul 10, 2021 02:30
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Turn off your alarm clock, OP.
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gleebster posted:Turn off your alarm clock, OP. Actually I would advise keeping a routine I get up around the same time (mainly because my cats demand it), eat breakfast, go to the apartment co-working space to look for/apply for jobs, then finish around noon and the rest of the day is mine to do with as I please I draw for an hour, game, read, work on my book. Sometimes I go out and take walks or go to local trails and hike, or I just roam around the city for a bit I haven't had a proper vacation since October 2019 so this has honestly been super nice for me
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Hmmmm you know what? Looking at the roster here and it looks like you never got hired.
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Start by wallowing in video games and weed, and then keep at it for a while.
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low key sex master posted:Actually I would advise keeping a routine A routine certainly, a regimen even, in the proper sense of the word. But a noisy thing that makes you wake up? No. Find your own rhythm, I'd say. But I'm no doctor, so what do I know?
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I long for the day that I never wake up. OP is that much closer than me
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chaosbreather posted:Hey man you’re the only person who gets to decide what your life is and if you’re going to go by external circumstances you will never be happy. I can't recommend this enough. 2021 has been an incredibly bad year for me personally, and mindfulness meditation has helped me tremendously. Like before I started doing it, I would have never in a million years believed it'd have the effect on me it has. It didn't the very first time I did it, but after a few times I began to really feel a change in myself, as I began to tailor the stuff I was reading to myself and the path I felt myself taking during the meditation. I read this book to get me started and really liked it: https://www.amazon.com/Meditation-B...25887914&sr=8-6 He goes over some basic instruction and guidance, and the meditation I do now is largely based off of this but again, tweaked a bit based on where I felt it leading me as I did it, I guess you could say.
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Play posted:I'm actually counting on the Nevada vaccination lottery to come through for me. If it doesn't I'm in pretty big trouble I owe a lot of scary people a lot of money I am delighted that Nevada actually made that lottery. That's awesome. OP, that place sucked. I've been fired once and it was from the worst place I ever worked. Started a job that paid 2x as much 2 weeks later, had zero assholes, and kicked off my career. I was unemployed for a year once though as a single guy with no real obligations. It wasn't that bad. Just cut my bills by using my free time to cook for myself, exercise, and free entertainment like playing guitar and exploring the city parks. I got real good at guitar. Just keep on doing regular things, pick up odd jobs that pay cash so you can collect unemployment (like dog walker), and apply to a few jobs. I found one job through LinkedIn premium, their paid service. It was the only online job search tool that actually helped me look for a job. Any other job site felt like I was throwing dozens of resumes out into the darkness. That premium service boosts you up to the top of employer searches and actually worked quickly for me and my friends. We all got a job through it within a month. We all had computer toucher industry jobs, so I am not sure how it works in other industries. You can also lie on your resume. Most employers don't check that stuff out. During the most diligent HR background check I endured, they checked if I had a criminal record and called the references I gave them. That's it. They didn't call my old employer and check confirm I went to the college I said. Just lie. It's easy.
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Spinz posted:I would bring yummy veggies and bitchin sauce if up to me Gonna commit CostCo thread sacrilege here but yuck I'd bring delicious smoked pork, made with real wood on a real smoker, not a hamster pellet burning electric
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OP, fired for sucking, loving, jerking and stroking the coke. Simply going up and down the long length of the shaft, slurping, jerking, slobbering all up and down that knob, all up and down, front and back, back and front, just slippery sliding with slurp going glurp glurp out he mouth, the nut busting straight from the urethra as he worked and jerked that thing down, just wanking and spanking on that rod, going all up and down the rigid pole, stroking and choking back and forth.
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Thanks for the support, everyone, I really appreciate it. I spent some time wallowing in self pitty, but I’m pretty sure things will be ok. I think I need to find a job that isn’t in retail. Apparently, I’m not very good at engaging with customers. It always stressed me out whenever someone even looked at me the wrong way, since I was afraid they’d find some reason to complain, which I guess maybe made things worse? Honestly, what do people get out of complaining about store employees? Does it make them feel good to get someone in trouble because they didn’t smile and say hi enough?
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:You can also lie on your resume. Most employers don't check that stuff out. During the most diligent HR background check I endured, they checked if I had a criminal record and called the references I gave them. That's it. They didn't call my old employer and check confirm I went to the college I said. Just lie. It's easy. Also see a job? Want it? Apply. gently caress whatever "requirements" they put down.
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Pimpcasso posted:I had a coworker get fired today on essentially a trumped up technicality because he was such a poo poo employee for so long that they were waiting for the moment he hosed up Probably not, only because I’m not a guy. Also, while I was far from a star employee, I don’t think anyone would say I was complete poo poo. At least I didn’t get fired for stealing, or spouting racial slurs, like some other people.
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shadowvine118 posted:Thanks for the support, everyone, I really appreciate it. I spent some time wallowing in self pitty, but I’m pretty sure things will be ok. I'm sure you'll be fine. BFC has a thread with people that help out a ton with resumes and such. and yeah, a lot of miserable losers get there lil dicks semi-hard complaining at retail stores. When I did retail we had this hag elementary school teacher come every week and complain about something. I always wanted to say: if we suck so bad wouldn't you, you know, stop shopping here?
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It's exactly this. They're small, pathetic people who derive pleasure from doing things that make them feel above somebody, anybody, because there's nothing else in their life that makes them feel any sense of worth except being "better" than someone else.
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shadowvine118 posted:Probably not, only because I’m not a guy. Also, while I was far from a star employee, I don’t think anyone would say I was complete poo poo. Getting fired for stealing loving owns.
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"The customer is always right." and the insane obsession store owners have with customer "service" have lead a bunch of primarily old white people who have never worked retail in their life to think that retail employees exist to serve them exactly how they want, utterly obsequious and willing to withstand rudeness and lovely tones with a smile on their face. Personally in my years of retail I never bothered, if they were rude they could suck my poo poo. The benefit of most liquor stores in DE being owned by small business owners. Tho that also talk me that small businesses are no different than big businesses when it comes to treating employees like dogshit and paying slave wages, they just want to be big business owners in the long run. The only place I worked for that was tolerable was run by an Indian dude and his son and guess what, all the white dudes I worked for hated all the Indian run places, probably because they nonstop poached employees and paid them better while leaving them the gently caress alone and not micromanaging everything.
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Grem posted:Getting fired for stealing loving owns. Depends on what you steal. A pair of socks? Pathetic. A foolish frippery, like gilt-edged doilies? Horrible. Controlling interest in a railroad? OK, that owns. And I'm glad the OP is back and seems healthy and coherent. Goons are goons, but some of what the ones other than me say makes sense. Learn from them and move on.
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I once got fired from Upscale Foods that Are In Its Entirety, for reasons still unknown. My department heads asked for it while I was out of the country, and based it on a reason easily disproven by asking literally any other low level worker at the store. The HR person saw me call out the lie, knew it was a lie and fired me anyway, leaving me completely wrecked. It’s one thing to be fired on performance, but something that was not only easily disproven but knowing that and just pushing on with it anyhow. Turns out said company had their stock price completely loving tank when I was out of the country. Coincidence, that. I got a new job after a month that lead me to my first “actually loving progressing in a workplace” job in the loving Hamptons. Getting fired absolutely sucks and even that one time still makes me anxious at workplaces because it was so vague and out of nowhere. I still get paranoid. But…it happens and you move on. Give yourself designated sad time, because it’s traumatic and you gotta process that, and then, climb out of it. It won’t be easy but it will get easier as you do it.
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