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i thought i'd seen it all when it came to american degeneracy but here we are. you people sicken me
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I shop at Lowe's a lot for work. 100% of the shopping carts are always corralled, but also 100% of the flat and lumber carts are in random places all over the parking lot, or right alongside the corral meant for them instead of inside them.
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Jul 10, 2021 10:46
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If they want the carts back that bad, put motors on them and gps or whatever and make them drive themselves back into the store
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Jul 10, 2021 13:34
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i put my carts back because i dont want to make minimum wage workers work harder than necessary because im not a dickhead, unlike the op
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Jul 10, 2021 15:08
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see that’s why Aldi is tight because you deposit a quarter into this big long centipede of shopping carts and in order to get your 25¢ back, you have to put the cart back where it belongs when you’re done. idk why every store doesn’t do this !!
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Jul 10, 2021 15:24
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ALDI is such a good deal, I cant believe they sell shopping carts for only 25 cents each.
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Jul 10, 2021 15:32
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Amen! The store already has me checking myself out, why do I need to do any other work for them? Before you know it, they'll be asking us customers to clean up the broken jars that we accidentally knock onto the floor. At that point, they better start paying us! Haha
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Jul 10, 2021 15:37
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Stealthgerbil posted:ALDI is such a good deal, I cant believe they sell shopping carts for only 25 cents each. it’s really insane what ten dollars will get you nowadays 
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Jul 10, 2021 15:40
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Just throw your carts on the bed of the nearest pickup truck.
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Jul 10, 2021 15:53
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I corral my cart, as is proper. I also fix other people's that just roll it into that poo poo. I line them up, as is correct. i may have been a cartherd in a previous life.
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Jul 10, 2021 16:03
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I leave my cart or sometimes hide it in the bushes. I am creating jobs for entrepreneurial cart wranglers. I am a wealth creator.
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Jul 10, 2021 16:04
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In the UK they call this question "The trolley problem"
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Jul 10, 2021 16:38
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Percy Teatwillow posted:see that’s why Aldi is tight because you deposit a quarter into this big long centipede of shopping carts and in order to get your 25¢ back, you have to put the cart back where it belongs when you’re done. idk why every store doesn’t do this !! Because nobody except bartenders, waiters and strippers use cash anymore. And even if they do, who carries change? And it's just to make it harder for people to steal them, not to ensure they're returned correctly, so the entire thing is forcing me to solve their problem. gently caress corporations, sort your own poo poo out. I'll go shop somewhere else where I'm not purposefully inconvenienced to save a billion dollar company 20 dollars. 
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Jul 10, 2021 16:58
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Vincent Valentine posted:Because nobody except bartenders, waiters and strippers use cash anymore. And even if they do, who carries change? And it's just to make it harder for people to steal them, not to ensure they're returned correctly, so the entire thing is forcing me to solve their problem. gently caress corporations, sort your own poo poo out. buddy, it’s like ten feet. agree to disagree and all but i’m sorry that the Aldi brothers have got your goat
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Jul 10, 2021 17:23
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May as well have a horse in the store you drive around and buy stuff and then corral it in a loving barn when your done with your caveman bullshit. Im not doing it. Ever.
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Jul 10, 2021 17:35
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I’m too poor to require a cart. It’s a rare day when I buy more than I can carry in my hands or in a hand basket.
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Jul 10, 2021 17:38
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Stealthgerbil posted:ALDI is such a good deal, I cant believe they sell shopping carts for only 25 cents each. I can't afford your bourgeois lifestyle. I shop at Kroger where the carts are free. My garage is filling up with the drat things, however.
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Jul 10, 2021 17:58
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Athanatos posted:I also run real fast and jump onto the back and ride it there I like to do it in as few pushes as possible, like golf.
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Jul 10, 2021 18:05
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Chinatown posted:i take my cart back. i am a shepard  just do it, a little extra walking never hurts
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Jul 10, 2021 18:08
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i love those Lowes lumber carts best carts around tbqh
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Jul 10, 2021 18:11
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RETURN THE CART UP YOUR rear end
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Jul 10, 2021 18:23
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If I see anyone of you assholes not corralling your carts I’m gonna slap the poo poo outta you!
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Jul 10, 2021 18:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfAe6Z3eAF4
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Jul 10, 2021 18:37
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Athanatos posted:sometimes I put other people's carts back too Oh, so it wasn't just me. Thank goodness.
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Jul 10, 2021 18:40
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Motherfuckers who don’t put their carts back some of the worst motherfuckers out there
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Jul 10, 2021 18:44
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I chain up the foolhardy carts that get too far away from the safety of their flock and attach the chain to my truck. They are never seen again.
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Jul 10, 2021 18:44
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I have been petitioning my senator for years to make not returning a cart to a coral a capital offense and a form of treason against the nation
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Jul 10, 2021 18:53
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Oh Don Piano posted:If they want the carts back that bad, put motors on them and gps or whatever and make them drive themselves back into the store I hope they do this and they program them all to hone in on your friggin rear end. When you wake up at 2:37am to the rapping at all sides of your home only to find a slow moving herd of hundreds of shopping carts all trying to meekly make their way home to burrow into the cart corral you call your butt pipe.
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Jul 10, 2021 19:03
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Every time you don't put a cart into the proper slot you lose a year of your life.
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Jul 10, 2021 19:06
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Big Beef City posted:I hope they do this and they program them all to hone in on your friggin rear end. I will drive to the nearest recycling plant and make substantial profit from this huge error.
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Jul 10, 2021 19:10
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Universe Master
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Jul 10, 2021 19:10
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The last time I went to the grocery store the lady parked next to me had the corral right next to her and instead of turning to the left and putting the cart there she went to the right and put it in between our cars.
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Jul 10, 2021 19:11
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I mean one solution is just to bring you’re own cart. 
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Jul 10, 2021 19:26
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Re posting this because it really is a spectacular self own. Guy is so mad he calls himself a fat rear end in a top hat. Wants to fight a man running around waving a mini lightsaber and going “weewwp weewp I’m the Cart Narc.”
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Jul 10, 2021 19:27
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I actually hate people who put their carts back in the main corral, it’s always at an angle, jammed somehow, has little pieces of poopy paper down in it, pushes the whole thing forward, a wheel is busted, etc. Best to leave it to the pros if you aren’t using one of the auxiliary ones out in the lot.
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Jul 10, 2021 19:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I actually hate people who put their carts back in the main corral, it’s always at an angle, jammed somehow, has little pieces of poopy paper down in it, pushes the whole thing forward, a wheel is busted, etc. Best to leave it to the pros if you aren’t using one of the auxiliary ones out in the lot. Hey shut up dork. Edit: that Cart Narcs kid is funny but man is he gonna get shot one day.
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Jul 10, 2021 19:48
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please return my carl. its been two weeks and im sure hes hungry and scared.
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Jul 10, 2021 19:50
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:please return my carl. its been two weeks and im sure hes hungry and scared. Return carl to premises
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Jul 10, 2021 19:53
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I actually hate people who put their carts back in the main corral, it’s always at an angle, jammed somehow, has little pieces of poopy paper down in it, pushes the whole thing forward, a wheel is busted, etc. Best to leave it to the pros if you aren’t using one of the auxiliary ones out in the lot. Hey. HEY. The JERK store called and they're out of CARTS. AGAIN. Because of YOU
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I actually hate people who put their carts back in the main corral, it’s always at an angle, jammed somehow, has little pieces of poopy paper down in it, pushes the whole thing forward, a wheel is busted, etc. Best to leave it to the pros if you aren’t using one of the auxiliary ones out in the lot. who is throwing lovely toilet paper in your cart
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