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Withnail posted:In europe you need to pay a deposit (2 silver crowns) and don't get it back unless you return the cart (aka handtrolley) to the rack (aka trolleystation). Sounds like communism to me.
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Jul 12, 2021 19:31
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nobody is gonna tell ME what to do with MY cart that I am using at target
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Jul 12, 2021 19:33
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hawowanlawow posted:nobody is gonna tell ME what to do with MY cart that I am using at target *cocks gun*
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Jul 12, 2021 19:37
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I was a stock boy for my local small town independent grocer and I liked when I had to get carts as long as it wasn't super hot out. Got to be outside, maybe smoke a cig and I knew I wasn't going to run into the dickhead owner while I was out there. Just yeet your cart into the far corner of the parking lot OP, you're doing someone on the poor staff a small kindness tbh
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Jul 12, 2021 20:04
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I just went to a restaurant where you can use a QR code to see then menu, then do all the ordering and payment though their site. They still have some waiters so I just ordered with him but he said he was worried that they’d be laying off waitstaff if that catches on. Made me think of all the people itt who would love that
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Jul 12, 2021 20:13
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"reddit"reddit reddit"
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Jul 12, 2021 20:16
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Snowy posted:I just went to a restaurant where you can use a QR code to see then menu, then do all the ordering and payment though their site. They still have some waiters so I just ordered with him but he said he was worried that they’d be laying off waitstaff if that catches on. putting the carts into the corral isn't to help the workers, it's to prevent easily preventable damage to other customers' cars source: first real job was bagger/cart monkey - going out to get carts was the best part of my job also source: have gotten a ding in my car because of some lazy asshat
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Jul 12, 2021 20:42
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The Bloop posted:putting the carts into the corral isn't to help the workers, it's to prevent easily preventable damage to other customers' cars I will nobly sacrifice my gf’s car to save a job
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Jul 12, 2021 21:26
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I return my cart because I'm a wholesome person OP
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Jul 12, 2021 21:28
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HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:I was a stock boy for my local small town independent grocer and I liked when I had to get carts as long as it wasn't super hot out. Got to be outside, maybe smoke a cig and I knew I wasn't going to run into the dickhead owner while I was out there. Just yeet your cart into the far corner of the parking lot OP, you're doing someone on the poor staff a small kindness tbh well hold on this changes everything, but I live in Phoenix so if I make someone walk across the parking lot they might actually die from it
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Jul 12, 2021 21:29
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deep dish peat moss posted:I return my cart because I'm a good German OP
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Jul 12, 2021 21:45
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"They actually like it when you treat things like trash."
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Jul 12, 2021 22:23
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Carts are worth like $60 by just leaving them wherever I want I'm doing them a favour because I could just steal it and sell it imo
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Jul 12, 2021 22:34
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The Bloop posted:putting the carts into the corral isn't to help the workers, it's to prevent easily preventable damage to other customers' cars yeah if you're just leaving your cart in the middle of the parking lot or in a parking space, that's a dick move. but propping it on the nearest curb/otherwise securing it is not the end of the world if the cart corral is far away. I actually like coming across these because I can just grab the cart and go in
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Jul 12, 2021 23:43
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also there's no signs or anything in the store toilets that says you have to flush your huge craps and wads of poo poo covered TP, just wanted to mention that real quick alright thanks
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Jul 13, 2021 04:36
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Oh Don Piano posted:also there's no signs or anything in the store toilets that says you have to flush your huge craps and wads of poo poo covered TP, just wanted to mention that real quick alright thanks Oh Don Piano
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Jul 13, 2021 04:41
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If you flush your own turds you are a bad person stealing jobs from the poor. Have you ever wondered why you don't see restroom attendants any more? It's because of scabs like you self flushing.
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Jul 13, 2021 18:36
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as a philanthropist i make sure to completely wreck up everythng around me all the time so that jobs are created. please shower me w/ praise
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Jul 13, 2021 20:17
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i always shove my cart towards the most expensive looking car in the lot and then hop in my car before I can see what happened but i always listen for the cat screeching and glass shattering that inevitably follows
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Jul 13, 2021 20:29
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kntfkr posted:i always shove my cart towards the most expensive looking car in the lot and then hop in my car before I can see what happened but i always listen for the cat screeching and glass shattering that inevitably follows have you ever seen a flaming tire/wheel roll away from the scene of the collision
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Jul 13, 2021 21:41
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Shove a cart straight up my rear end in a top hat and roll myself home.
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Jul 13, 2021 22:11
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What kind of a coward uses a cart anyhow? Just carry all your groceries when shopping.
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Jul 13, 2021 22:13
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The Bloop posted:putting the carts into the corral isn't to help the workers, it's to prevent easily preventable damage to other customers' cars Oh so now you're trying to steal jobs from honest mechanics too 
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Jul 13, 2021 22:13
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I cut off my duck every morning so I can pay a dick surgeon to reattach it.
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Jul 13, 2021 22:19
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I cut off my duck every morning so I can pay a dick surgeon to reattach it. 
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Jul 13, 2021 22:45
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duck is slang for dick and used interchangeably where im from in the land of moron.
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Jul 13, 2021 22:50
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Weka posted:If you flush your own turds you are a bad person stealing jobs from the poor. Have you ever wondered why you don't see restroom attendants any more? It's because of scabs like you self flushing. This is why I always poo poo on the floor next to the toilet. Gives some poor bagger a nice break from bagging groceries to clean it up, in addition to the awesome job security of course. 
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Jul 13, 2021 23:53
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Another pro tip to save time when you’re out anywhere in public You don’t have to wash your hands after using the toilet
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Jul 13, 2021 23:57
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Cart narc is a master baiter. Seriously no pun intended, it's incredible how much rage he can generate in others. If you're really a badass who doesn't give a poo poo you'd just laugh in his face and drive away, but no one can handle the wee-woo. 
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Jul 14, 2021 00:04
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You don't have to wipe your rear end
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Jul 14, 2021 01:09
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You don't have to wash your hands after you poop
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Jul 14, 2021 01:09
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You don't have to hold the door for a crippled old lady
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Jul 14, 2021 01:09
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You don't have to ever say please or thank you
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Jul 14, 2021 01:10
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You don't have to do dishes. Ever.
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Jul 14, 2021 01:10
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You don't have to pet every dog you see
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Jul 14, 2021 01:11
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The Bloop posted:You don't have to hold the door for a crippled old lady Wait. I thought this was how we are supposed to wipe out hands after we poop?
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Jul 14, 2021 01:12
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donkey salami posted:Wait. I thought this was how we are supposed to wipe out hands after we poop? Not typically
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Jul 14, 2021 01:16
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I'm gonna start being real flagrant about not putting my cart back hoping the cart narc is watching, then when he catches me I'll drop my pants and take a big ol poo poo on the cart while yelling SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM
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Jul 14, 2021 01:31
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The Bloop posted:You don't have to pet every dog you see Reported. You don't have to refrain from committing genocide, after all think of the jobs that will be created for decades to come, but this is too far.
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Jul 14, 2021 05:01
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I don’t put my cart back and I take up four spots when I park and I also don’t tip.
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