Wasteland 3 sucks

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

interesting, op. funnily enough, my team has been compiling evidence that Wasteland 3 haters have been systematically trying to infiltrate the Imp Zone for some time now. very itneresting. fair warning, we're going to submit our findings to the mods soon. if you have anything to hide I'd come clean before the hammer drops. tick tock

# ? Jul 11, 2021 23:11

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# ? May 3, 2024 06:12

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Came here to witness the ultimate logic cucking of Wasteland 3 fanBois. Glad to see I was satisfied. You rock, OP.

Edit: What the gently caress

# ? Jul 11, 2021 23:27

tawal: Feb 7, 2012

Wormskull posted:

Came here to witness the ultimate logic cucking of Wasteland 3 fanBois. Glad to see I was satisfied. You rock, OP.

Edit: What the gently caress

# ? Jul 12, 2021 00:00

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

The stag had the right idea once it realized who its teammate was

# ? Jul 12, 2021 00:04

Uncle Frank: May 28, 2021

https://youtu.be/w30oUsvFH4o

# ? Jul 12, 2021 00:08

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Came here to witness the ultimate logic cucking of Wasteland 3 fanBois. Glad to see I was satisfied. You rock, OP.

Edit: What the gently caress

*throws hands up, exasperated* He's still got it. He's still fuckin got it.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 00:46

mysterious loyall X: Jul 8, 2003

Instead o f typing all those words you could habe juat saod its a wrpg op :smugbird:

# ? Jul 12, 2021 00:59

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

op, have you tried checking out the Games Forum or perhaps the Formula 1 Racing Thread?

# ? Jul 12, 2021 01:08

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

Wormskull posted:

Came here to witness the ultimate logic cucking of Wasteland 3 fanBois. Glad to see I was satisfied. You rock, OP.

Edit: What the gently caress

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*throws hands up, exasperated* He's still got it. He's still fuckin got it.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 01:08

Food Boner: Jul 2, 2005

Pablo Nergigante posted:

What in the world

# ? Jul 12, 2021 02:12

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Wormskull posted:

Came here to witness the ultimate logic cucking of Wasteland 3 fanBois. Glad to see I was satisfied. You rock, OP.

Edit: What the gently caress

# ? Jul 12, 2021 05:02

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

Mescal posted:

I've been playing wasteland 3 and it got pretty good reviews but I have no idea how, this game sucks. here's how this pos plays:

-I invest in nerd stuff, hack robots. I say "I hacked robots. focus the other baddies because these robots are hacked right now." my partner shoots the hacked robots
-happens again. they say overwatch shot them, well fair enough. I say probably shouldn't use overwatch when I hack robots. problem solved
-we fight with some robots against some other robots. partner says "it's easy to tell which are the friendly robots because they're an octopus robot, a humanoid robot, and a robot looking robot." fight is going pretty good, so we will be able to send the friendly robots to a happy retirement in the hippie commune. Partner flamethrowers the poo poo out of friendly robots. RIP
-They want to save Cordite, I say ok. after the fight: where's Cordite? I say "I don't know. he must have died somehow in the battle." they say "we have to save him, reload." ok. Partner punches him in the face. he aggros
-I get the hobo with melee bonus when drunk, I add animal whisperer so he can get the stag for more melee bonus. I tell partner "I'm changing my character so he can use the stag, we're gonna get this stag and please be careful not to hit it, okay?" stag seems pretty tough so that's cool. after next fight "where's the stag?"
-if Party Bot dies, god help me... party bot is the heart and soul of our team
-WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH FRIENDLY FIRE TURNED OFF THE WHOLE TIME

I have been playing too long to return it. i'm really frustrated. we need to blow up the devs on twitter for making such a lovely game.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkeDu5OTQls&t=989s

# ? Jul 12, 2021 05:53

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Mescal posted:

I've been playing wasteland 3 and it got pretty good reviews but I have no idea how, this game sucks. here's how this pos plays:

-I invest in nerd stuff, hack robots. I say "I hacked robots. focus the other baddies because these robots are hacked right now." my partner shoots the hacked robots
-happens again. they say overwatch shot them, well fair enough. I say probably shouldn't use overwatch when I hack robots. problem solved
-we fight with some robots against some other robots. partner says "it's easy to tell which are the friendly robots because they're an octopus robot, a humanoid robot, and a robot looking robot." fight is going pretty good, so we will be able to send the friendly robots to a happy retirement in the hippie commune. Partner flamethrowers the poo poo out of friendly robots. RIP
-They want to save Cordite, I say ok. after the fight: where's Cordite? I say "I don't know. he must have died somehow in the battle." they say "we have to save him, reload." ok. Partner punches him in the face. he aggros
-I get the hobo with melee bonus when drunk, I add animal whisperer so he can get the stag for more melee bonus. I tell partner "I'm changing my character so he can use the stag, we're gonna get this stag and please be careful not to hit it, okay?" stag seems pretty tough so that's cool. after next fight "where's the stag?"
-if Party Bot dies, god help me... party bot is the heart and soul of our team
-WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH FRIENDLY FIRE TURNED OFF THE WHOLE TIME

I have been playing too long to return it. i'm really frustrated. we need to blow up the devs on twitter for making such a lovely game.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i played it and i dont think the gameplay concept was fully developed op, its more style over substance here. only in the final boss does it start to make sense with the concept for sustaining yourself in the air with timed bursts to maintain a combo but that makes doing tricks completely unnecessary outside of initially building meter for that first attack, worst of all all the levels before dont encourage ro provide much of a means for this playstyle until the end anyway. momentum isn't utilised in a way that makes it feel like skateboarding and ramps are more of a nuisance than an opportunity to build score and meter, if there was a more developed trick system and height buildup with the skateboarding aspect emphasized it would give more to do when not hitting the burst button

# ? Jul 12, 2021 06:03

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Mescal posted:

I've been playing wasteland 3 and it got pretty good reviews but I have no idea how, this game sucks. here's how this pos plays:

-I invest in nerd stuff, hack robots. I say "I hacked robots. focus the other baddies because these robots are hacked right now." my partner shoots the hacked robots
-happens again. they say overwatch shot them, well fair enough. I say probably shouldn't use overwatch when I hack robots. problem solved
-we fight with some robots against some other robots. partner says "it's easy to tell which are the friendly robots because they're an octopus robot, a humanoid robot, and a robot looking robot." fight is going pretty good, so we will be able to send the friendly robots to a happy retirement in the hippie commune. Partner flamethrowers the poo poo out of friendly robots. RIP
-They want to save Cordite, I say ok. after the fight: where's Cordite? I say "I don't know. he must have died somehow in the battle." they say "we have to save him, reload." ok. Partner punches him in the face. he aggros
-I get the hobo with melee bonus when drunk, I add animal whisperer so he can get the stag for more melee bonus. I tell partner "I'm changing my character so he can use the stag, we're gonna get this stag and please be careful not to hit it, okay?" stag seems pretty tough so that's cool. after next fight "where's the stag?"
-if Party Bot dies, god help me... party bot is the heart and soul of our team
-WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH FRIENDLY FIRE TURNED OFF THE WHOLE TIME

I have been playing too long to return it. i'm really frustrated. we need to blow up the devs on twitter for making such a lovely game.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 06:17

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

Wormskull posted:

Came here to witness the ultimate logic cucking of Wasteland 3 fanBois. Glad to see I was satisfied. You rock, OP.

Edit: What the gently caress

# ? Jul 12, 2021 06:19

Simply Simon: Nov 6, 2010; 📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

doing my part

# ? Jul 12, 2021 10:33

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

Fungah! posted:

i played it and i dont think the gameplay concept was fully developed op, its more style over substance here. only in the final boss does it start to make sense with the concept for sustaining yourself in the air with timed bursts to maintain a combo but that makes doing tricks completely unnecessary outside of initially building meter for that first attack, worst of all all the levels before dont encourage ro provide much of a means for this playstyle until the end anyway. momentum isn't utilised in a way that makes it feel like skateboarding and ramps are more of a nuisance than an opportunity to build score and meter, if there was a more developed trick system and height buildup with the skateboarding aspect emphasized it would give more to do when not hitting the burst button

# ? Jul 12, 2021 14:23

Hiraeth: May 14, 2021

Fungah! posted:

i played it and i dont think the gameplay concept was fully developed op, its more style over substance here. only in the final boss does it start to make sense with the concept for sustaining yourself in the air with timed bursts to maintain a combo but that makes doing tricks completely unnecessary outside of initially building meter for that first attack, worst of all all the levels before dont encourage ro provide much of a means for this playstyle until the end anyway. momentum isn't utilised in a way that makes it feel like skateboarding and ramps are more of a nuisance than an opportunity to build score and meter, if there was a more developed trick system and height buildup with the skateboarding aspect emphasized it would give more to do when not hitting the burst button

# ? Jul 12, 2021 14:35

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Fungah! posted:

i played it and i dont think the gameplay concept was fully developed op, its more style over substance here. only in the final boss does it start to make sense with the concept for sustaining yourself in the air with timed bursts to maintain a combo but that makes doing tricks completely unnecessary outside of initially building meter for that first attack, worst of all all the levels before dont encourage ro provide much of a means for this playstyle until the end anyway. momentum isn't utilised in a way that makes it feel like skateboarding and ramps are more of a nuisance than an opportunity to build score and meter, if there was a more developed trick system and height buildup with the skateboarding aspect emphasized it would give more to do when not hitting the burst button

Lol this website sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 15:04

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

i played it and i dont think the gameplay concept was fully developed op, its more style over substance here. only in the final boss does it start to make sense with the concept for sustaining yourself in the air with timed bursts to maintain a combo but that makes doing tricks completely unnecessary outside of initially building meter for that first attack, worst of all all the levels before dont encourage ro provide much of a means for this playstyle until the end anyway. momentum isn't utilised in a way that makes it feel like skateboarding and ramps are more of a nuisance than an opportunity to build score and meter, if there was a more developed trick system and height buildup with the skateboarding aspect emphasized it would give more to do when not hitting the burst button

Sub-Actuality posted:

Lol this website sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 15:08

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Sub-Actuality posted:

Lol this website sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 15:34

big deal: Sep 10, 2017

Simply Simon posted:

doing my part

i actually saw this and thought to myself that you were improving your posting before i scrolled down and saw your reply, and then your caption on top of that.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 16:36

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 17:35

Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

net cafe scandal posted:

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

Lmfao

# ? Jul 12, 2021 17:52

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

net cafe scandal posted:

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 18:35

wearing a lampshade: Mar 6, 2013

net cafe scandal posted:

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 18:37

apropos to nothing: Sep 5, 2003

net cafe scandal posted:

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 18:55

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

net cafe scandal posted:

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 18:55

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

net cafe scandal posted:

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

lol

# ? Jul 12, 2021 18:59

Trash Ops: Jun 19, 2012; im having fun, isnt everyone else?

net cafe scandal posted:

Lol this wasteland sucks so much.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 21:10

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Basedland.

# ? Jul 12, 2021 21:19

fadam: Apr 23, 2008

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland is pretty good

# ? Jul 12, 2021 22:55

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

fadam posted:

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland is pretty good

Is that the one where you build the theme park

# ? Jul 13, 2021 05:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

WHERE'S THE STAG, LEBOWSKI

# ? Jul 13, 2021 05:12

dangerdoom volvo: Nov 5, 2009

Fungah! posted:

i played it and i dont think the gameplay concept was fully developed op, its more style over substance here. only in the final boss does it start to make sense with the concept for sustaining yourself in the air with timed bursts to maintain a combo but that makes doing tricks completely unnecessary outside of initially building meter for that first attack, worst of all all the levels before dont encourage ro provide much of a means for this playstyle until the end anyway. momentum isn't utilised in a way that makes it feel like skateboarding and ramps are more of a nuisance than an opportunity to build score and meter, if there was a more developed trick system and height buildup with the skateboarding aspect emphasized it would give more to do when not hitting the burst button

we get it dude you hate platformers

# ? Jul 13, 2021 06:56