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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


this was posted right before we got a bunch of extreme flooding

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Fun Shoe

ohhhh ohhh I know the answer. world war 1 lmao

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Spergin Morlock posted:

ohhhh ohhh I know the answer. world war 1 lmao

the nazis weren’t targeting vets lmao

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

StratGoatCom posted:

ITT: We discuss the ongoing, currently catabolic breakdown of the infrastructure of society because our overlords are too cheap to pay to keep anything working.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
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Fun Shoe

indigi posted:

the nazis weren’t targeting vets lmao

poo poo I guess I didn't know the answer

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
none of us do tbh I was just guessing

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-6FOejHfS8

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
look, the economy has brittle bone disease and glass skin, but it's the only one that ~works~

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

I love a good Event Horizon reference.

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

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https://twitter.com/business/status/1455536200551383047?s=20

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


hey is it a bad thing if a staple crop becomes unaffordable for the masses

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

let them eat avocados

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

hey is it a bad thing if a staple crop becomes unaffordable for the masses

vOv can't think of a single possible example of bread scarcity causing riots throughout history. None whatsoever.

Brain as smooth as glass

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


the price of bread you say

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
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Toilet Rascal
hunger motivates people to find work so it'll be good for the economy

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

We're also facing critical shortages of white grease paint red noses and sexual predators

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

zegermans posted:

the price of bread you say

This can only be good for crypto!!

hot witch divorcee
Jan 4, 2021

is that a tower in your pants or are you just happy to see me

tokin opposition posted:

We're also facing critical shortages of white grease paint red noses and sexual predators

not sure about the last one, seems like there's plenty of those

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



If people post tweets in here they should post screenshots instead so we have a little better chance of seeing these a year from now

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

hey is it a bad thing if a staple crop becomes unaffordable for the masses

its ok we have plenty of circuses :)

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Let them eat rye!

Complications
Jun 19, 2014


Scrolling down that story, the very next is from today about global food prices moving toward record highs. A very stable situation, historically.

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

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https://twitter.com/graemeblake/status/1454272297020399619
https://twitter.com/graemeblake/status/1454273696198189065

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

vyelkin posted:

its ok we have plenty of circuses :)

They saved money by making us the circus. Trump's survival was linked to his unrivaled abilities as a carnival barker and ringmaster and in general just turning everything into a hooting showdown spectacle.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005


yeah regulators are moving way too slow, only like half of them have been profiting off this pump n dump, they need to get moving

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



whew good thing we got a dude in the government with experience in bread prices

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



zegermans posted:

the price of bread you say

a certain rat starts smacking their lips

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Cao Ni Ma posted:

a certain rat starts smacking their lips

🚆✈↘⁉ 🍞↗‼

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


let them eat cake

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
don’t worry—a thousand years from now when we have bread for all, we will still have no Medicare for all

source: John Mulaney

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

vyelkin posted:

🚆✈↘⁉ 🍞↗‼

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHDkALRz5Rk

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005


whew, it's a good thing this video was filmed after the pand-oh, gently caress

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

https://twitter.com/sivrajxx/status/1460312445264748551?s=20
This got me thinking: we're reaching the time in the collapse where you need to start thinking about your wasteland costume

Do you want to wear something more exotic than a hoodie and jeans? Rise to the challenge. There will be people with capes, skull masks, and swords. I've seen armed private security around my city wearing body armor. For now they just look like regular paramilitary weirdos, but who knows what the future will bring!

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
suit covered in lubed dildos, next question

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

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https://twitter.com/whstancil/status/1471176729930698762

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1472292879917793285

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

lol doesn't pelosi have like a 33% better investment return than the best investors

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
There are goons in doomer threads who will tell you to stockpile beans, screws, blah blah blah. Me? I'm stockpiling lingerie and fetishwear so that I can become Battleworld's leading clothier

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MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NTIY8Qy2f0

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