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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

once you pay off your home your credit rating drops significantly, too, which is funny.

once you pay off your home your level of caring about your credit rating drops significantly, too

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
6-7 more years baby

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Smythe posted:

max out credit score
open 50 cards in 1 day
withdraw all money as cash simultaneously
leave the country forever

very simple

please do not post my master plan

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

qirex posted:

there is no such thing as a single credit score, the agencies now generate them on the fly depending on the use by the customer, eg your score for a car loan will be different than mortgage loan or utility bill. the one you get for free on websites is probably a decent estimate but generating the score also gives permission for data brokers to market to you based on the outcome

how do you explain this

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

fart simpson posted:

how do you explain this



I don't because I don't know poo poo about credit outside of the us

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

fart simpson posted:

how do you explain this



max 300 is a pretty challenging song yeah

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

too bad about your yuan in a house score though

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

qirex posted:

too bad about your yuan in a house score though

that’s “assets” lol

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
im the predator target reticle

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

rotor posted:

im the predator target reticle

that’s my social relationships and connections

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

no i will not

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Captain Foo posted:

no i will not

your boss graph did. come on

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

fart simpson posted:

how do you explain this



Sounds like you need a bump into whatever the bottom left is OP. Balance out that stats.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

fart simpson posted:

how do you explain this



nobody can explain that. not even scientists.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

fart simpson posted:

how do you explain this



its quite simply made up bullshit. next.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ppl in the bfc credit card thread (badass thread) post all kinds of elite tricks and hacks to get mondo points. little lifehack for ya

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

LanceHunter posted:

I recently paid off a big balance on one of my cards, and once the statement posted I checked Mint and saw my credit score go up by 30 points (because suddenly my credit utilization was much lower). Then, two weeks later I got another notice that my credit score had gone up another 12 points. I had no idea why, and after a lot of poking around I finally figured out that one of my other credit cards had increased my limit by a few thousand dollars (without even asking me), thus lowering my total credit utilization even further.

Credit it a very, very, very weird game.

yeah they want your utilization low but not zero, it’s very silly.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Smythe posted:

ppl in the bfc credit card thread (badass thread) post all kinds of elite tricks and hacks to get mondo points. little lifehack for ya

an acquaintance of mine was dating the points guy for a while and then the points guy dumped him and said he didn’t love him anymore because he couldn’t stop being “a whiney bottom”

he was right on that, so I trust his credit card points tips too

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
in France they call "credit" "le creditè"

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

where do i go to look that up

:rolleyes:

https://bfy.tw/PTqF

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


pull them out big guy

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
my credit score is one million. it’s a special rating that only i jave earned.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

an acquaintance of mine was dating the points guy for a while and then the points guy dumped him and said he didn’t love him anymore because he couldn’t stop being “a whiney bottom”

he was right on that, so I trust his credit card points tips too

lmao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

President Beep posted:

my credit score is one million. it’s a special rating that only i jave earned.

impressive

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

dang it. that isn’t as good as it used to be.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

President Beep posted:

my credit score is one million. it’s a special rating that only i jave earned.

borrowing power: one million

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

i live in the philly suburbs now

oh word

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

my friend bought a house in stow recently and was complaining about how bad the 10k down he needed to save up was :negative:

i worked in stow for four months i dont ever want to go there ever again

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

to be fair he was also worried about his boyfriend quitting a stable job as an analyst at morgan stanley to be a credit card points blogger but the points guy definitely proved that you can do that and never worry about money again.

that was a lot of arguments as far as i remember.

they were dating in like 2007.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
anyway I recommend the points guy dot com because he dumped the ex mrs kwinkles’s friend in 2007 for being a whiney bottom.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



fart simpson posted:

how do you explain this



never go full dodge op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.






lol

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




that’s the sex number

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

that’s the sex number

have you ever had sex??

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate hes a sex farmer

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
when i left my farm,
on the threeway.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

President Beep posted:

when i left my farm,
on the threeway.

three on the tree

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

mate hes a sex farmer

wow! gross!

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

mate hes a sex farmer

:smugmrgw::hf::smugmrgw:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqxxJe5mQeM

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

i tried but i couldn't find them

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