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Well folks, after another major tournament where Blegum did not live up to expectations, it is time once again for the beer league to drink away all our national team sorrows and invent some fully new and sick club sorrows. https://twitter.com/sjotcast/status/1381860730874560520  Your favorite poo poo league has returned to the Ray Parlour forums. The Belgian First Division A aka the Jupiler Pro League has somehow survived two covid seasons and is starting up again this week. Be amazed when a dribble actually succeeds. Gasp as Vincent Kompany mixes up the U21 team and the first XI of Anderlecht. Do a face when Club bottle it in Europe again. Think about how your life’s going as a Lithuanian clogger does a hattrick on your second favorite club During corona, it was announced that the league would go back to 18 clubs temporarily, but it’s worked so well they’re gonna keep doing it probably. These are them (in the order of their position at the end of the season)  Club Brugge Koninklijke Voetbalvereniging aka blauw-zwart (blue and black) aka (the) Club aka boeren (farmers) ~~ DEFENDING LEAGUE CHAMPION ~~ Nationwide: Club Brugge have become League champion 17 times, their longest streak being three wins from 75-76 to 77-78. They are currently on a two win streak. They've won the Belgian Cup 11 times, their longest streak being 2 wins from 1994-95 to 95-96. Club have won the Supercup 16 times, 10 times as league champion and 6 times as cup winner, longest streak being four wins from 2002 to 2005. Club Brugge won the very first Supercup against SK Beveren in 1980. They've won the Bruges Matins 21 times (which isn't really an accomplishment when you're always in the finals since 1991). International: Club Brugge have had mixed success outside of Belgium. -Lost the 1976 UEFA Cup final and 1978 European Champion Clubs' Cup final, both against Liverpool. -Won the 1981 Kirin Cup. 2020-21: hot off the heels of their last title, the Club was fully set on three objectives: winning the league, winning the cup and advancing to the knockout stages of the Champions League. That however seemed to get pretty grim as the Club lost its first two home games in the league and had to beat Dortmund, Lazio and Zenit to go through the knockout stages. Eventually, an 8 out of 18 was not enough to head to the knockouts, but Club zoomed through the league during the winter and ended the regular season with a lead of 22 points (11 after halving). Sadly, corona struck in March and after losses to Dynamo Kyiv and Standard in Europe and the cup, Club forgot how to play football. They played the worst playoffs ever seen in Belgium but still became champion because everyone else was good too late. What a lopsided league. Goals this season: league title, cup win, knockout stages of the CL (and also have some more clarity on their whole new stadium situation?) Trainer: Philippe CLEMENT (Bel) Main JPL rivals: Anderlecht, Antwerp, Cercle Brugge, Gent You might have heard of: Simon Mignolet, Bas Dost Founded in 1891  Koninklijke Racing Club Genk ~~ DEFENDING CUP WINNERS ~~ They won the Belgian League four times and the Belgian Cup five times. They have won the Supercup twice, both times as league champions. They've also won the Second Division once, the Final Round twice and haven't been relegated since 1996. 2020-21: Genk’s season started pretty bad, seeming to have another pretty middling season despite having the best squad in the league. Firing manager Hannes Wolf to get recently released Jess Thorup on the pitch (we’ll get to this later) before Thorup loving off to Copenhagen seemed to put the club back on the rails. That changed when John Van den Brom, the third manager that year, had an unbelievably bad start of 2021 (5 points in 9 games). Genk decided to go through with Van den Brom and he thanked their trust by going on to win the cup and also almost the league. Seem to be the team that is closest to Club at this time in Belgium. Goals this season: league win, cup win, knockout stages of the EL Trainer: John VAN DEN BROM (Ned) Main JPL rivals: STVV You might have heard of: Théo Bongonda, Mark McKenzie Founded in 1988 after fusing THOR Waterschei and KFC Winterslag  Royal Antwerp Football Club aka The Great Old The oldest professional footbal club in Belgium, and they’ve actually done stuff. Not recently of course, after all, the last 15 years most of that time was spent in the lower divisions for being complete shite. They’ve won the title 4 times, the last time in 1957! Won the Second Division twice, last time being 2017 and won two Belgian cups, the last one in 1992 which got them to the final of the Cup Winners’ Cup in WEMBERLEY which is the last European final so far of a Belgian club. 2020-21: Laszlo Bölöni realized that the club actually wanted to start playing football instead of hoofball so he hosed off to another Belgian team (we’ll get to this later) and former Club darling Ivan Leko was called up to replace him. You’d think Antwerp would have done a background check for a bloke who was accused of money laundering three years ago, but then they also had mob boss Luciano D’Onofrio on the books so who knows. Leko ended up loving off to China because d’Onofrio kept giving him players to play hoofball with. He was replaced by Franky Vercauteren, right off his leave from Anderlecht (we’ll get to that later) who didn’t mind playing hoofball to try and eke out an ok season. They played the worst football in the playoffs and lost their second spot to Genk. Vercauteren has since also hosed off Goals this season: league win Trainer: Brian PRISKE (Den) Main JPL rivals: Beerschot, Club Brugge You might have heard of: Faris Haroun, Ritchie De Laet Founded in 1880  Royal Sporting Club Anderlecht aka Sporting aka mauves et blancs/paarswit (purple and white) Nationwide: This team is basically the juggernaut of Belgian football, they've been League champion for a whopping 34 times. Their longest streak is five wins from 63-64 to 67-68. They haven't been relegated since 1935. They've won the Belgian Cup 9 times, their longest streak being four wins from 71-72 to 75-76. Anderlecht have won the Supercup 11 times, always as League champion. Anderlecht are one of the three clubs who won the Belgian League Cup. They won the last edition in 2001. They've won two editions of the Bruges Matins, beating Club Brugge twice. International: Anderlecht are the most successful Belgian team in Europe, winning: -The European Cup Winners' Cup twice by beating West Ham United in 1976 and Austria Wien in 1978. -The UEFA Cup by beating Benfica in 1983. -The UEFA Supercup twice by beating Bayern Munchen in 1976 and Liverpool in 1978. 2021-22: In an attempt to reel in Vincent Kompany’s ambitions at the club, Franky Vercauteren was put in charge as manager. This lasted all of two months before Vercauteren got tired of Kompany’s poo poo and hosed off. Kompany thus became head manager of Anderlecht, which was gonna happen anyway. Oh well. After a horrible first half of the season Anderlecht used a bro trust me on their fans and kept Kompany in charge while selling off their best talents and having not really any money to spend on transfers. Were almost bankrupt twice this season and if it weren’t for the shareholders would be. Lots of backroom drama, yadda yadda yadda, typical Coucke-era Anderlecht season. Somehow qualified for the champions playofs and then proceeded to do nothing there. All their stars are loanees so how’s that gonna work this year? Goals: league win Trainer: Vincent KOMPANY (Bel) Main JPL rivals: Club Brugge, Standard, Union You might have heard of: Mohammed Dauda, Josh Cullen Founded in 1908  Koninklijke Atletiek Associatie Gent aka The Buffalos ~~ FINAL EUROPEAN TICKET WINNER~~ Nationwide: AA Gent have been relegated a few times and are a four time Second Division champion, as well as Second Division Final Round Champion in 1989. After 1989, Gent haven't been relegated. Gent have won the Belgian cup three times and won the Supercup as champion in 2015. They won their very first championship in 2015! International: AA Gent's biggest accomplishment in Europe is being a runner-up twice in the Intertoto Cup. Did decent last 2 season in Champions League and later Europa league. Decent = still in the competition after the winter break. 2020-21: Fans of Ghent have retroactively suppressed this season from their memories. The board said they would be the big challenger to Club’s dominance this year, but the only dominance they turned out to challenge was Mouscron’s dominance of the relegation zone. Kicked out fan darling Jess Thorup for hoofball expert Laszlo Bölöni, hired this already sussed out assistant Wim De Decker after and then went with their tail between their legs to the architect of the current Gent team, Hein Vanhaezebrouck. They won everything in April and so ended up 5th. What a lopsided league. Goals this season: “We have no explicit goals planned so far” Trainer: Hein VANHAEZEBROUCK (Bel) Main JPL rivals: Club Brugge You might have heard of: Vadis Odjidja, Laurent Depoitre Founded in 1900  Yellow Red Koninklijke Voetbalclub Mechelen aka Malinwa aka de Kakkers (the Shitters) Mechelen won the league four times, the last time in 1989, and the cup two times (the last time in 2019 while they were in the Second Division!) Got relegated a bunch and so have 7 Second Division titles in their trophy room, right next to their 1988 Europacup II and European Super Cup trophies. 2020-21: Had a pretty typical Mechelen season on the pitch, but off the pitch the ramifications of Operation Clean Hands was noticable, as the club is currently engaged in a legal battle to tell their owner to gently caress off. It doesn’t have any consequences for the football yet, but it’s something to keep an eye on. Goals this season: playoff finish Trainer: Wouter VRANCKEN (Bel) Main JPL rivals: - You might have heard of: Igor De Camargo, Kerim Mrabti Founded in 1904  Koninklijke Voetbalclub Oostende aka de Kustboys (the Boys from the Coast) KV Oostende are the closest team to you if you're from across the pond or across the bigger pond. If you want to look the least plastic this club is for you. They had a real good season in the second division, and since promotion have won one (1) Belgian Cup. 2020-21: Had a really good first two thirds of the season, before realizing they’re all a bunch of cloggers who’ve been overperforming for the last couple of years, bottling an almost certain chempions playoff spot to Anderlecht and bottling an almost certain Europa playoff win to Gent. Goals this season: avoid relegation Trainer: Alexander BLESSIN (Ger) Main JPL rivals: global warming You might’ve heard of: Thierry Ambrose, Cameron McGeehan Founded in 1981 as AS and VG Oostende fused  Royal Standard Club de Liège aka Les Rouches (The Reds) Nationwide: They've been Belgian League champion ten times now, their longest winning streak is three wins, from 68-69 to 70-71. Their last win was the 2008-2009 season. Standard has won the Supercup four times, once as cup winner and three times as league champion. Standard has won the Belgian Cup 8 times, the last time in 2018. They haven't been relegated since 1921, which makes them the team with the most seasons without relegation in Belgium. International: Liège's biggest accomplishment in Europe was losing 2-1 to Barcelona in the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup finals in 1982. 2020-21: Standard have still been on that downward spiral since we last had this thread. They’re so out of money they needed Axel Witsel to give them a bailout, and even that doesn’t seem to be enough. Preud’homme put Philippe Montanier in charge who did pretty bad with the material given, but the material is also a sqaud that’s top of the league one week and a relegation candidate the other. As Montanier got fired and there was no money to get a new coach, assistant manager Mbaye Leye got promoted to the position. He managed to qualify the club to the cup final and to the playoffs, but then managed to get a full 3 points of out 6 games. He’s getting a chance at a full season though with the club: Goals this season: no explicit trophy goals this year Trainer: Main JPL Rivals: Anderlecht, Charleroi, Seraing You might have heard of: Maxime Lestienne, Mehdi Carcela Founded in 1898  Koninklijke Beerschot Voetbalclub Antwerpen aka de Kielse Ratten (Rats of the Kiel) There used to be a Beerschot that had a lot of trophies but that club died. This club really wants to buy that first club’s history but they haven’t gotten to it yet. This is the third attempt of making a top club under the Beerschot name (Beerschot, Germinal Beerschot, Beerschot Voetbalclub) 2020-21: Typical promotion season where the club does really well until they hit a crisis and then manager and darling Hernan Losada leaves for somewhere with less pressure but the club manages to get a good run going anyway and they almost make it to the playoffs but they bottle it in the final matchday and they get rid of the young interesting manager for a boring old fraud like Peter Maes to try and win a playoff spot next time Goals this season: avoid relegation Trainer: Main JPL Rivals: Antwerp You might have heard of: Raphael Holzhauser, Loris Brogno Founded in 1921 as FC Wilrijk  Sportvereniging Zulte Waregem aka Essevee Nationwide: They were Second Division champion in 2005, haven't left the Pro League since and won the Belgian Cup in 2006 and 2017. They turn 20 in 2021! International: Waregem's biggest accomplishment in Europe was losing to Newcastle in the 3rd round of the UEFA cup. 2020-21: It’s getting pretty scary to think, but this is probably the last season with Francky Dury at the helm. Can the Essevee board make sure Dury leaves the club in good hands for his assisants (one of them being the potential next manager (but it’s probably gonna be Simons)) Timmy Simons and Davy De fauw? Goals this season: playoff finish Trainer: Francky DURY (BEL) Main JPL rivals: Kortrijk You might’ve heard of: Jelle Vossen, Bassem Srarfi Founded in 2001 after fusing KSV Waregem and Zultse VV  Oud-Heverlee Leuven aka OHL Not a lot of history apart from a one time Second Division championship ten years ago. Mostly known for being hell to play against and for being Leicester’s satellite in Belgium 2020-21: Typical promotion season where the club does really well until they hit a crisis and then the old fraud manager Marc Brys they got to replace the darling manager who got them closr to promotion to the Pro League has to stay on or else the board gets offended but the club manages to get a good run going anyway and they almost make it to the playoffs but they bottle it in the final matchday and they hope the same thing will work anyway next year. They turn 20 next year! Goals this season: playoff finish Trainer: Marc BRYS (Bel) Main JPL Rivals: - You might have heard of: Sebastien Dewaest, Sory Kaba Founded in 2002 as a merge of Stade Leuven, Daring Leuven and Zwarte Duivels Oud-Heverlee  Königliche Allgemeine Sportvereinigung Eupen aka De Panda's What was ten years ago a quaint club with a weird moon language became a feeder club for a Qatari scam enhancement academy for promising footballers. 2020-21: almsot got relegated, but then didn’t. Typical Eupen season tbh. Corona has made it so their Qatari owners are no longer gonna try and park Qatari internationals there in preparation of the World Cup. That is not good news for the future of the club Goals this season: playoff finish Trainer: Stefan Krämer (Ger) Main JPL rivals: - You might have heard of: Stef Peeters, Jordi Amat Founded in 1945  Royale Sporting du Pays de Charleroi aka the Zebras They've been second division champions twice, the last time was in 2012 2020-21: they started really good and then they almost got relegated. Typical Charleroi season tbh, still trying to figure out what kind of club they want to be after Mazzu left for Genk a few years ago Goals this season: year for reconstructing the team, no trophy goals Trainer: Edward STILL (BEL) Main JPL rivals: Standard You might have heard of: Guillaume Gillet, Joris Kayembe Founded in 1904  Koninklijke Voetbalclub Kortrijk aka De Kerels (The Dudes) Won the Final Round three times and the Second Division twice, haven't been relegated since 2007. 2020-21: I honestly don’t know if anyone actually has strong feelings for Kortrijk seasons. They always tend to do too bad to be a playoff contender but not bad enough to be in any relegation danger. Goals this season: playoff finish Trainer: Main JPL rivals: Waregem You might have heard of: Timothy Derijck, Trent Sainsbury Founded in 1971 as the fusion of Stade Kortrijk and Kortrijk Sport  Koninklijke Sint-Truidense Voetbalvereniging aka STVV They won a trophy that doesn't exist anymore in 1999. Best known for being the only club in Belgium with astroturf. 2020-21: they were real bad last year and only didn’t get relegated because we’ve got worse clubs Goals this season: playoff finish Trainer: Bernd HOLLERBACH (Ger) Main JPL rivals: Genk You might’ve heard of: Steve De Ridder, Jorge Teixeira Founded in 1924  Cercle Brugge Koninklijke Sportvereniging aka Groen-Zwart (green and black) Last time we saw these folks they had just become a feeder club for Monaco. Did that help them? No! Not at all! They’ve actually gotten worse somehow, and they’re not teaching young lads like they used to. 2020-21: almost got relegated and honestly should’ve. Awful Trainer: Main JPL rivals: Club Brugge You might’ve heard of: Kylian Hazard, Leonardo Da Silva Lopes Founded in 1899 Goals this season; avoid relegation, get clarity on their stadium And now for the new blood:  Royale Union Saint-Gilloise aka l’Unionistes aka la Vieille Dame (the Old Lady) aka Union 60 ~~ Belgian First Division B champion ~~ One of the first Big Clubs in Belgium and one of the founders of paid football in the country. Have the record for most consecutive unbeaten matches (60). They won 11 titles before the war and two cups also. They’re currently the feeder club for Brighton and have a really cool olskool stadium. This is their first top division season in almost 50 years 2020-21: won the 1B pretty easily with a squad that’s honestly not too bad. Were able to make Anderlecht nervous in the cup too. Goals this season: avoid relegation Trainer: Felice MAZZU (Bel) Main JPL rivals: Anderlecht You might’ve heard of: Bart Nieuwkoop, Casper Nielsen Founded in 1897  Royal Football Club Seraing aka les Métallos (the metalworkers) This is the first time this club has ever been in the top division of Belgefoot. They only had to buy the matricule number from a club in the other side of the country and then move it to Seraing. They are a feeder club for Metz and beat Waasland in playoffs to get the promotion. Manager: Jordi Condom (ESP) Goals this season: avoid relegation Main JPL Rivals: Standard You might’ve heard of: lmao Founded in 1922 loving playoffs, how do they work? They don't, but here it is: - 1 to 4 play against each other in one group with their points halved, top spot becomes champion, fourth spot plays against the winner of: - 5 to 8 play against each other in one group with their points halved, top spot wins the chance to go for a final European ticket against fourth spot, unless the cup winner is one of the teams placed 1 to 4, then the winner immediately gets the last European ticket - 17 plays 2 of the First Divsion B to see who gets relegated or promoted WHO’S IN EUROPE Champions League Club Brugge (Group Stage) Europa League Genk (Group Stage after CL loss) Antwerp (Playoff Round) Conference League Gent (2nd Qualifier) ~~Fixtures up until Matchday 1~~ SATURDAY JULY 17 Belge Super Cup Club – Genk THURSDAY JULY 22 Conference League Gent – Valerenga FRIDAY JULY 23 Standard – Genk SATURDAY JULY 24 OHL – Waregem Kortrijk – Seraing Beerschot – Cercle Oostende – Charleroi SUNDAY JULY 25 Mechelen – Antwerp Club – Eupen Anderlecht – Union STVV - Gent belgend fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Nov 28, 2021 |
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Some nice transparent .png's in the op, op. Anyway, I feel like it's too soon for the new season to start. Haven't had time to recover from the euros. Or time to look up the undoubtedly great signings KAA Gent did so far. Anyway, go Buffalo's (can't be worse than last season right. Right??) EDIT: STVV - Gent is also on the 25th btw shut up blegum fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Jul 13, 2021 |
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lmao KFC Winterslag is a phenomenal club name, up the Genk
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shut up blegum posted:Some nice transparent .png's in the op, op. Thank you for reminding me we have 4 match Sundays now. Death to Monday foot
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go union 60 and go Casper Nielsen
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Match day! The supercup starts in about an hour! https://twitter.com/ClubBrugge/status/1416450877536149504?s=19 https://twitter.com/KRCGenkofficial/status/1416455977721806848?s=19 A lot of absences in both teams because of international duties. First match with fans since September. Its on a stream if you're a cyberpunk, Eleven Sports if you're Belge and ESPN elsewhere belgend fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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Jul 17, 2021 18:51
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First trophy of the season is won by The Club https://twitter.com/ClubBrugge/status/1416503727842856961 I cannot wait to see this at least one more time this season with the league. Blauw en Zwart forever
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Holy poo poo, the season is almost actually here, and as a teaser the Buffalo's of Gent open Belgefoot's European campaign against the Norwegian Valerenga Vålerenga Fotball aka Vål'enga They're a sports club from Oslo founded by a priest to give young people a place to exercise. They're Oslo's working class club and have won the league title 5 times and the cup 4 times. People who are well versed in Belgefoot will recognize Henrik Bjordal and Fredrik Jensen Good luck Gent. Do not bottle it like you've done last year
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belgend posted:Holy poo poo, the season is almost actually here, and as a teaser the Buffalo's of Gent open Belgefoot's European campaign against the Norwegian Valerenga Live update from the game: we're up 2-0 at halftime!! EDIT: the most dangerous scoreline?
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Congrats Gent on your Eurowin The Jupiler Pro League starts in half an hour with a repeat of last year's cup final. Standard's team has become more poo poo, Genk has stayed the same so far which is scary cause they good. https://twitter.com/Standard_RSCL/status/1418625311357521926?s=19 https://twitter.com/KRCGenkofficial/status/1418626453730648068?s=19
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The end of the matchday happened today after a rain cancellation halted Beerschot-Cercle, so here's a roundup Standard 1-1 Genk (0-0) OHL 1-1 Waregem (1-1) Kortrijk 2-0 Seraing (1-0) Oostende 0-3 Charleroi (0-1) Mechelen 3-2 Antwerp (0-1) Club 2-2 Eupen AET (0-0) Anderlecht 1-3 Union (1-1) STVV 2-1 Gent (1-1) Beerschot 0-1 Cercle (0-1) Only Kortrijk, Charleroi, Mechelen, Union, STVV and Cercle can theoretically get the maximum of the points. Talk of the town this week
THIS WEEK'S BELGEFOOT Thursday July 29 Valerenga - Gent (0-4 for Gent in away leg) Friday July 30 Genk - Oostende Saturday July 31 Charleroi - STVV Seraing - Mechelen Cercle - OHL Eupen - Anderlecht Sunday August 1 Union - Club Waregem - Standard Gent - Beerschot Antwerp - Kortrijk
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Your roundup of Matchday 2 is here: Valerenga 2-0 Gent (1-0) (Gent 4-2 agg win) Genk 3-4 Oostende (2-1) Charleroi 0-0 STVV Seraing 1-0 Mechelen (1-0) Cercle 1-1 OHL (0-1) Eupen 1-1 Anderlecht (1-1) Union 0-1 Club (0-0) Waregem 1-2 Standard (0-0) Gent 2-2 Beerschot (1-0) Antwerp 0-1 Kortrijk 0-0) Kortrijk is your sole leader and the only team who can possibly go for the max amount of points. Antwerp have no points NEXT WEEK TUESDAY AUGUST 3 Genk - Shakthar Donetsk (CL) THURSDAY AUGUST 5 Laci - Anderlecht (ECL) Rigas - Gent (ECL) FRIDAY AUGUST 6 Club - Cercle SATURDAY AUGUST 7 Beerschot - Union Mechelen - Eupen STVV - Waregem Kortrijk - Genk SUNDAY AUGUST 8 Standard - Antwerp OHL - Charleroi Anderlecht - Seraing Oostende - Gent Blegum https://twitter.com/JoeriDevuyst/status/1421601200156385284?s=19
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On one hand, I would love to see Fischer do well, but also gently caress Priske so 
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Six hours left until this week's footie starts. These are the European opponents of our Belgefoot clubs for the next qualifier round Футбольний клуб «Шахта́р» Донецьк aka Hirnkyky (the Miners) Formerly known as the Stakhanovites, this club is the second biggest club in Ukraine after Dynamo Kyiv, and one of two clubs in Ukraine to have won a UEFA competition (the UEFA Cup). They currently play in Lviv, not Donetsk because of the Donbass War. They've won 4 Soviet titles, 13 Ukrainian league titles, 13 Ukrainian cups and 8 Ukrainian Supercups. The matches against Genk will be their first Eurofoot matches of the season  Klubi i Futbollit Laçi Laçi is a club that has existed for 60 years and hasn't really done anything in those 60 years, apart from winning two Albanian cups. They started Eurofoot in the 1st qualifier round of the Conference League, beating Podgorica from Montenegro and moving on to beat Universitatea Craiova from Romania.  FK Rīgas Futbola Skola This club has only existed for 10 years so far! And they'we won a Latvian cup! Much like Laçi their Eurofoot campaign also started in the 1st qualifier round of the Conference League, where they beat Klaksvíkar of the Faroe Islands and went on to beat the Hungarian Puskas Akademia team
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I used to live in New Zealand so will be keeping an eye on this to see how Libby Cacace does for STVV.
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belgend posted:
Gent almost lost against them lmao. 2-0 down after 30 minutes. But luckily, even the mighty Latvian cloggers are no match for the most dangerous scoreline.
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Here's your Belgefoot roundup Genk 1-2 Shakthar (1-0) Laci 0-3 Anderlecht (0-2) Gent 2-2 Rigas (0-2) Club 1-1 Cercle (1-0) Beerschot 0-3 Union (0-1) Mechelen 1-3 Eupen (1-0) STVV 1-3 Waregem (0-0) Kortrijk 1-2 Genk (1-0) Standard 2-5 Antwerp (0-2) OHL 1-1 Charleroi (0-1) Anderlecht 3-0 Seraing (0-0) Oostende 1-0 Gent (0-0) Kortrijk, Union and Oostende are your joint leaders. Gent and Beerschot are currently in the relegation zone. Charleroi, Eupen, the Bruges clubs and OHL are the only teams without losses. NEXT WEEK Tuesday August 10 Shakthar - Genk Thursday August 12 Rigas - Gent Anderlecht - Laci Friday August 13 Charleroi - Antwerp Saturday August 14 Union - Kortrijk Seraing - Oostende Eupen - STVV Genk - OHL Sunday August 15 Beerschot - Standard Gent - Mechelen Cercle - Anderlecht Waregem - Club And we end this roundup with these nice words from Duckens Nazon to STVV's director of football 
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I'm getting flashbacks to last season. What a start for Gent. 1 point from 3 games. Problem is we have 9001 midfielders that always pass to eachother, and almost never go forward. And when we do go forward, there's nobody to finish a chance. Tissoudali loves to run into 2-3 defenders instead of making a simple pass. And Malede was alone in front of goal, and decided to do another cutback, allowing the defender to get back and block his shot. In conclusion: ugh. EDIT: and Vanhaezebrouck keeps changing the squad every game. I get that players get tired, but do you really need to rotate your squad in the second and third game of the season?
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Matchday 4 has ended Charleroi 1-1 Antwerp (0-1) Union 2-0 Kortrijk (1-0) Eupen 2-1 STVV (1-0) Seraing 2-3 Oostende (1-0) Genk 4-0 OHL (1-0) Beerschot 0-1 Standard (0-0) Gent 2-0 Mechelen (1-0) Cercle 1-2 Anderlecht (1-2) Waregem 0-4 Club (0-1) Talk of the town is the transfer of Radja Nainggolan to Antwerp. Union and Oostende are top, OHL and Beerschot are bottom. NEXT WEEK THURSDAY AUGUST 19 Omonia - Antwerp Rakow - Gent Anderlecht - Vitesse FRIDAY AUGUST 20 Standard - Oostende SATURDAY AUGUST 21 OHL - Eupen Seraing - Cercle STVV - Kortrijk SUNDAY AUGUST 22 Waregem - Charleroi Club - Beerschot Mechelen - Union Antwerp - Genk is postponed because of the EL match the day before, Anderlecht - Gent is postponed to accommodate the Eurofoot schedule of the two teams
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Woops here are the Eurofoot opponents of the playoff round Αθλητικός Σύλλογος Oμόνοιας Λευκωσίας, ΑΣΟΛ Omonia was founded by left-wing footballers who left the Greek nationalist football club APOEL in Cyprus and their fans are a bunch of commies. Long live AKEL. They're one of the most succesful clubs in Cyprus having won 21 titles, 14 cups and 17 supercups. Their matchup against Antwerp will be their third Eurofoot match, having been booted out by Dinamo Zagreb in the Champions League and having then beaten the Estonian side Flora Tallinn on penalties.  Stichting Betaald Voetbal Vitesse The second oldest Dutch club to still be in existence, they have a bald eagle as a mascot that they let fly around during matches and they hate NEC Nijmegen. Boo. They have one (1) cup win in the Netherlands and that's it. Their match against Anderlecht will be their second Eurofoot match, after beating Dundalk 4-3 on aggregate.  Robotniczy Klub Sportowy Raków Częstochowa Spółka Akcyjna According to Wikipedia these people have had no history before being promoted to the Polish Ekstraklasa in the 90s, however the Polski Wikipedia tells me that this club was founded by the youth movement of the Polish social democrats in the 20s. They won their very first major trophies this year winning the Polish Cup and the Polish Supercup of 2021. The matchup against Gent will be their third Eurofoot match. Having beaten the Lithuanian Suduva on penalties and Rubin Kazan in extra time. They do not like ending matches in 90 minutes!!!
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Aug 18, 2021 21:57
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gently caress off trying to get Daramy, you Brugge cunts
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Aug 18, 2021 22:59
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Woodenlung posted:Brugge cunts 
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Here's your roundup after 1/8th of the season Omonia 4-2 Antwerp (1-1) Rakow 1-0 Gent (0-0) Anderlecht 3-3 Vitesse (2-1) Standard 1-0 Oostende (0-0) Seraing 2-1 Cercle (0-1) OHL 1-4 Eupen (0-2) STVV 0-2 Kortrijk (0-1) Anderlecht POSTPONED Gent Waregem 2-2 Charleroi (1-1) Club 3-2 Beerschot (2-1) Mechelen 3-1 Union (1-1) Genk POSTPONED Antwerp Talk of the town is how poo poo our clubs in Europe are, cause gently caress me that was embarrassing. Eupen and Club are your leaders, they and Charleroi are your invincibles for now. OHL and Beerschot are in the relegation area. They are also the only teams yet to win a game. NEXT WEEK Thursday August 26 Antwerp - Omonia Gent - Rakow Vitesse - Anderlecht Friday August 27 Kortrijk - Mechelen Saturday August 28 Charleroi - Beerschot Eupen - Seraing Cercle - STVV Union - Standard Sunday August 29 Gent - Club Antwerp - OHL Genk - Anderlecht Oostende - Waregem
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belgend posted:Talk of the town is how poo poo our clubs in Europe are, cause gently caress me that was embarrassing. Ha, it was pretty infuriating to watch. Gent plays decent enough, but in the final third of the pitch, everything goes to poo poo. Playing crosses when there's no-one in the box, trying to dribble through 4-5 players instead of making a pass, going for an extra turn instead of blasting the ball first time... We desperately need a striker that knows how to score a goal. The last 3 goals we scored were all scored by defenders. I had high hopes for Thomas Henry, but it looks like he's loving of to Serie A, and can't blame him tbf. The other options are a lightly used Koulibaly or that striker from that Latvian club that scored against us. Yay. But for some dumb reason I believe we will win Thursday. The game is free for season ticket holders so normally there'll be plenty of fans. That should help somewhat. Quote this post when we gently caress up 6 chances and it stays 0-0 though.
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Matchday 6 has ended Antwerp 2-0 Omonia (1-0 HT, 2-0 AET - 4-4 aggregate - 3-2 on penalties) Vitesse 2-1 Anderlecht (1-0 - 5-4 aggregate) Gent 3-0 Rakow (1-0 - 3-1 aggregate) Congrats to Antwerp and Gent, lmao to Anderlecht Kortrijk 2-2 Mechelen (0-2) Charleroi 5-2 Beerschot (1-0) Cercle 0-1 STVV (0-1) Eupen 1-2 Seraing (0-0) Union 4-0 Standard (2-0) Gent 6-1 Club (3-0) Antwerp 2-2 OHL (2-0) Genk 1-0 Anderlecht (0-0) Oostende 0-2 Waregem (0-1) Union are your sole leader of the competition. OHL and Beerschot are still in the relegation zone. Charleroi is the only club that can still do an invincible season. OHL and Beerschot have yet to win. As all clubs have played at least 5 matchdays, here's a stylized version of the table 12 Union 11 Eupen - Club 10 Genk* (last PO1 spot) - Kortrijk - Standard - Charleroi 9 Oostende (last PO2 spot) - Seraing 8 Waregem 7 Gent* - Anderlecht* - Mechelen - STVV 6 5 Antwerp* - Cercle 4 OHL 3 2 1 Beerschot * = have a game in hand Talk of the town is the draws for the clubs still in Eurofoot (especially Club being in the group of death) and that ludicrous display that happened in Ghent. Let me be frank: I loving hated every minute of that game THERES AN INTERNATIONAL BREAK ON SO HERES EVERYTHING UNTIL THE END OF THE NEXT MATCHDAY OK OK Thursday September 2 Estonia - Blegum Sunday September 5 Blegum - Czechia Friday September 10 Club - Oostende Saturday September 11 Eupen - Antwerp Waregem - Cercle Genk - Union Sunday September 12 Anderlecht - Mechelen Gent - Charleroi Seraing - Standard OHL - Kortrijk Monday September 13 Beerschot - STVV
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This thread could use some pictures and videos imo. Here are 2 random ones to get us started:  https://streamable.com/o3z6yo
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shut up blegum posted:This thread could use some pictures and videos imo. Can't wait to see this on the biggest wins against Club DVD while we're running away with the trophies yet again
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I was hosed up from a festival and forgot to do a roundup post but the Eurofoot is not as spicy as I hoped so here it is Blegum won three times no one cares Club 3-0 Oostende (1-0) Eupen 0-1 Antwerp (0-0) Waregem 2-4 Cercle (1-0) Anderlecht 7-2 Mechelen (1-1) Gent 2-3 Charleroi (1-2) Seraing 0-1 Liège (0-1) Genk 1-1 Union (0-0) OHL 2-1 Kortrijk (0-0) Beerschot 0-1 STVV (0-1) Club are your leader, Beerschot and OHL are in the relegation zone. Charleroi are the only unbeaten team, Beerschot is the only winless team Talk of the town this week: MESSI IS IN BLEGUM WOEHWOAOOAWOAHAO NEXT MATCHDAY September 15 Club - PSG September 16 Olympiacos - Antwerp Wien - Genk Flora - Gent September 17 Cercle - Eupen September 18 Oostende - Beerschot Mechelen - OHL Union - Waregem Charleroi - Club September 19 STVV - Genk Antwerp - Seraing Standard - Anderlecht Kortrijk - Gent belgend fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Sep 14, 2021 |
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Wow, what a week huh Club 1-1 PSG (1-1) Olympiacos 2-1 Antwerp (0-0) Wien 0-1 Genk (0-0) Flora 0-1 Gent (0-0) Cercle 1-2 Eupen (1-1) Oostende 3-1 Beerschot (2-0) Mechelen 2-0 OHL (2-0) Union 2-1 Waregem (0-0) Charleroi 0-1 Club (0-0) STVV 1-2 Genk (1-0) Antwerp 2-1 Seraing (0-0) Standard 0-1 Anderlecht (0-1) Kortrijk 1-0 Gent (1-0) I've also been informed that Seraing had a cup game this midweek which they won Talk of the week: MAES OUT at Beerschot; what do now? Also, Club cucking PSG to a draw Club are your leaders, Beerschot and OHL are in the relegation zone. There are no more invincible teams in the league, Beerschot are still winless. NEXT MATCHDAY September 21 Cup game Union September 22 Antwerp - Genk (Matchday 5 catchup) September 23 Anderlecht - Gent (Matchday 5 catchup) September 24 Club - OHL September 25 Beerschot - Eupen Waregem - Kortrijk Standard - STVV September 26 Union - Antwerp Gent - Cercle Oostende - Anderlecht Genk - Seraing Charleroi - Mechelen
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Ugh, getting flashbacks to last season
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Beerschot have appointed 4 nobodies instead of 1 https://twitter.com/kbeerschotva/status/1440360959768367108?s=19
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Here's your Matchday 9 roundup Club 1-1 OHL (0-1) Beerschot 0-3 Eupen (0-1) Waregem 2-2 Kortrijk (0-0) Standard 1-2 STVV (1-0) Union 1-2 Antwerp (1-0) Gent 2-1 Cercle (0-1) Oostende 2-2 Anderlecht (2-0) Charleroi 0-2 Mechelen (0-1) Genk 3-0 Seraing (2-0) Club are your leaders, Beerschot and OHL stay in the relegation zone. Talk of the week: no real footy news, we were too busy seeing the Belges cycle a Frenchman to victory THIS WEEK September 28 Leipzig - Club September 30 Antwerp - Frankfurt Genk - Zagreb Gent - Anorthosis October 1 Mechelen - Standard October 2 Kortrijk - Charleroi STVV - Oostende Cercle - Union OHL - Beerschot October 3 Anderlecht - Club Seraing - Waregem Antwerp - Gent Eupen - Genk
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We're 1/4th through the competition, let's see what's the haps Leipzig 1-2 Club (1-1) Gent 2-0 Famagusta (1-0) Antwerp 0-1 Frankfurt (0-0) Genk 0-3 Zagreb (0-2) Mechelen 3-1 Standard (3-0) Kortrijk 2-2 Charleroi (1-0) Oostende 1-1 STVV (0-0) OHL 0-0 Beerschot Cercle 0-3 Union (0-0) Anderlecht 1-1 Club (0-1) Antwerp 1-0 Gent (0-0) Eupen 3-2 Genk (1-1) Seraing 5-1 Waregem (2-0) Antwerp and Eupen are your leaders, Beerschot and Cercle are in the relegation area. Beerschot are still winless Talk of the week: phwoar Club are doing good in the CL, and woah notoriously bent people are bent!!! Timeline until next Matchday October 7 Blegum - France October 10 Final or 3rd place match Nations League with Blegum October 15 Club - Kortrijk October 16 Standard - OHL Oostende - Cercle Union - Seraing Waregem - Antwerp October 17 STVV - Anderlecht Charleroi - Genk Gent - Eupen Beerschot - Mechelen The table after 10 Matchdays 20 Antwerp, Eupen 19 Union, Club (last po1 ticket) 18 17 Genk 16 Mechelen, Anderlecht 15 Kortrijk (last po2 ticket) 14 STVV, Oostende, Charleroi 13 Standard 12 Seraing 11 Gent 10 9 Waregem, OHL 8 Cercle 7 6 5 4 3 2 Beerschot
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Lucky us, this season we got two tournaments the Belges underachieved in!!! Club 2-0 Kortrijk (2-0) Union 4-2 Seraing (0-2) Waregem 2-1 Antwerp (0-1) Oostende 2-1 Cercle (0-0) Standard 2-2 OHL (1-0) STVV 2-2 Anderlecht (0-0) Beerschot 0-1 Mechelen (0-1) Charleroi 2-0 Genk (0-0) Gent 2-0 Eupen (1-0) Union and Club are your leaders, Beerschot and Cercle are in the relegation zone Talk of the week: lmao the belges and oh no our refs are still shite NEXT MATCHDAY Tuesday October 19 Club - City Thursday October 21 Fenerbahce - Antwerp West Ham - Genk Partizan - Gent Friday October 22 Seraing - Charleroi Saturday October 23 Cercle - Standard Kortrijk - Oostende Mechelen - Waregem Eupen - Union Sunday October 24 Antwerp - Club Anderlecht - Beerschot Genk - Gent OHL - STVV
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Huh? What? It's over? Club 1-5 City (0-2) Fenerbahce 2-2 Antwerp (2-1) West Ham 3-0 Genk (1-0) Seraing 1-3 Charleroi (0-2) Cercle 1-1 Standard (1-1) Mechelen 2-2 Waregem (2-2) Kortrijk 1-0 Oostende (1-0) Eupen 2-3 Union (0-2) Antwerp 1-1 Club (1-1) Anderlecht 4-2 Beerschot (1-0) Genk 0-3 Gent (0-1) OHL 4-1 STVV (0-0 Union are your sole leader! Beerschot and Cercle are in the relegation zone. NEXT WEEK IS CUP WEEK TUESDAY OCTOBER 26 Oostende - Onhaye (Tier 5) RWDM (Tier 2) - Waregem Mechelen - Union Mouscron (Tier 2) - Standard WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 27 Dender (Tier 3) - Eupen Sint-Eloois-Winkel (Tier 3) - Genk Gent - Spouwen-Mopertingen (Tier 4) Knokke (Tier 3) - Kortrijk Seraing - STVV Francs Borains (Tier 3) - Beerschot Club - Deinze (Tier 2) Lierse (Tier 2) - OHL La Louvière (Tier 4) - Anderlecht THURSDAY OCTOBER 28 Cercle - Tienen (Tier 3) Westerlo (Tier 2) - Antwerp FRIDAY OCTOBER 29 Oostende - Mechelen SATURDAY OCTOBER 30 Charleroi - Eupen Standard - Kortrijk Beerschot - Seraing STVV - Club SUNDAY OCTOBER 31 Waregem - Genk Cercle - Antwerp Anderlecht - OHL Gent - Union
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i'm honoring this dead thread with a roundup on the day of the dead smh Oostende 8-1 Onhaye (4-1) RWDM 1-2 Waregem (1-1) Mechelen 2-1 Union (1-0) Mouscron 0-1 Standard (0-1) Seraing 3-2 AET STVV (1-0 HT, 2-2 FT) Gent 4-0 Bilzen (3-0) Winkel 0-6 Genk (0-4) Dender 0-1 Eupen (0-1) Knokke 1-2 penalties Kortrijk (0-0 HT, 1-1 FT, 1-1 AET) Charleroi 3-4 penalties Lommel (0-0 AET) Francs Borains 0-4 Beerschot (0-1) La Louvière 1-7 Anderlecht (1-4) Lierse 1-2 OHL (0-0) Club 3-0 Deinze (0-0) Cercle 3-0 Tienen (2-0) Westerlo 2-1 Antwerp (2-0) The draw for the 1/8th finals of the Cup (played in December) are Mechelen - Cercle Lommel - Gent Westerlo - OHL Seraing - Anderlecht Eupen - Waregem Standard - Beerschot Genk - Club Kortrijk - Oostende Oostende 2-4 Mechelen (0-2) Charleroi 3-0 Eupen (0-0) Standard 1-1 Kortrijk (0-0) Beerschot 3-0 Seraing (1-0) STVV 1-2 Club (1-1) Waregem 2-6 Genk (1-1) Cercle 0-1 Antwerp (0-0) Anderlecht 2-2 OHL (1-2) Gent 0-2 Union (0-2) Talk of the week: huh, Union are good, actually Union are your leaders, Beerschot and Cercle are in the relegation zone. After 13 games no more teams are winless or unbeaten NEXT WEEK Wednesday November 3 City - Club Thursday November 4 Antwerp - Fenerbahce Genk - West Ham Gent-Partizan Friday November 5 OHL - Oostende Saturday November 6 Eupen - Waregem Mechelen - STVV Kortrijk - Beerschot Union - Charleroi Sunday November 7 Club - Standard Seraing - Gent Antwerp - Anderlecht Genk - Cercle belgend fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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There's also Gent - Partizan on Thursday. And gently caress union, such a frustrating team to play against
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Roundup time! City 4-1 Club (1-1) Antwerp 0-3 Fenerbahce (0-3) Genk 2-2 West Ham (1-0) Gent 1-1 Partizan (0-0) OHL 1-0 Oostende (0-0) Eupen 1-1 Waregem (1-1) Kortrijk 1-1 Beerschot (0-0) Mechelen 0-1 STVV (0-1) Union 4-0 Charleroi (3-0) Club 2-2 Standard (2-1) Seraing 0-0 Gent Antwerp 2-0 Anderlecht (0-0) Genk 1-1 Cercle (0-1) Union are your leaders! Beerschot and Cercle are in the relegation zone SCHEDULE UNTIL NEXT MATCHDAY Saturday November 13 Belgium - Estonia Tuesday November 16 Wales - Belgium Friday November 19 Mechelen - Club Saturday November 20 Cercle - Charleroi Standard - Eupen OHL - Seraing Waregem - Gent Sunday November 21 Anderlecht - Kortrijk STVV - Antwerp Beerschot - Genk Oostende - Union
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Union gonna be champions
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Lmao to all the top clubs making GBS threads the bed this week Mechelen 2-1 Club (0-0) Cercle 1-2 Charleroi (0-2) Waregem 1-2 Gent (0-0) OHL 1-3 Seraing (0-1) Standard 1-0 Eupen (0-0) Anderlecht 1-1 Kortrijk (0-1) STVV 2-1 Antwerp (2-0) Oostende 1-7 Union (1-4) Beerschot 2-0 Genk (1-0) Union are your leaders up until at least Matchday 18 and are therefore herfstkampioen. They do not get a trophy for this Beerschot and Cercle are in the relegation zone Talk of the week: who's gonna stop Union???? NEXT WEEK Wednesday November 24 Club - Leipzig Thursday November 25 Frankfurt - Antwerp Zagreb - Genk Famagusta - Gent Friday November 26 Union - OHL Saturday November 27 Seraing - STVV Cercle - Mechelen Eupen - Kortrijk Charleroi - Anderlecht Sunday November 28 Genk - Club Waregem - Beerschot Gent - Standard Antwerp - Oostende The table after 15 matchdays 34 Union 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 Antwerp, Club 26 Mechelen (last PO1 spot), Charleroi 25 24 23 22 Anderlecht 21 Gent, Genk (last PO2 spot), Eupen, STVV, Kortrijk 20 Standard 19 18 17 Oostende, OHL 16 Seraing 15 14 Waregem 13 12 11 10 Cercle 9 Beerschot
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