Max needs to go to anger managment

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Escape From Noise

Dude's got some serious anger management issues. He's just so mad all the time! He's got like two out of three movies about him being mad!

# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:09

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Ventral EggSac

how about instead of murdering people for fuel we take 3 deep breaths

# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:08

Turdo

I think you could really benefit from couples therapy, this "dome" you're describing sounds very unhealthy

# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:41

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I think going to where the wild things were was pretty good anger management, he's fine now

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# ? Jul 13, 2021 17:08

biosterous

mild max

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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:52

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

id be pissed if goofy was my dad too op

# ? Jul 13, 2021 19:06

Manifisto

hold up, max is telling us he's not even mad. "please don't tell people that I was mad," he says, channeling @dril

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# ? Jul 13, 2021 19:30

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tbh its mostly just a defensive mechanism to not let others know hes really a sad max

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# ? Jul 13, 2021 19:41

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melancholy max

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# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:08

take the moon: by sebmojo

the joker calls him calm max

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# ? Jul 13, 2021 22:27

Danger-Pumpkin: That's the way the bee bumbles.

Shouldn't have had sex with his ex. It's definitely made his life complex.

# ? Jul 14, 2021 20:50

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chad max versus the virgin joe

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# ? Jul 15, 2021 00:45

Escape From Noise

There's already been enough violence, Max! Just walk away. Take a breather!

# ? Jul 15, 2021 00:49

Finger Prince

Chill Max. Middle name: Tothe

# ? Jul 15, 2021 01:39

biosterous

meditative max

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# ? Jul 15, 2021 02:01

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# ? Jul 15, 2021 08:31

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Recovered anger addict Mad Max, now known as such for his interest in comedy magazines

# ? Jul 15, 2021 08:34

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Sets "Mad" dial to "Min"

# ? Jul 15, 2021 09:53

IGgy IGsen: "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

What if he was Rad Max instead.

# ? Jul 15, 2021 12:13

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# ? Jul 15, 2021 12:27

google THIS

tbh the world needs to go to anger management x4

# ? Jul 15, 2021 17:28

take the moon: by sebmojo

google THIS posted:

tbh the world needs to go to anger management x4

its like some kind of disturbed world that isnt seeing reality correctly, such as the one referred to in Donnie Darko or other various medias

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# ? Jul 15, 2021 18:39

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

unfortunately the only therapist left in the wasteland is this guy

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# ? Jul 15, 2021 18:44

take the moon: by sebmojo

dad max

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# ? Jul 15, 2021 23:46

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biosterous posted:

mild max

two men enter

two friends leave. 😊

# ? Jul 17, 2021 04:02

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magnanimous max

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# ? Jul 17, 2021 04:46

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Code Jockey posted:

two men enter

two friends leave. 😊

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# ? Jul 17, 2021 04:58

Stoner Sloth

plaid max

# ? Jul 17, 2021 05:10

Finger Prince

Code Jockey posted:

two men enter

two friends leave. 😊

# ? Jul 17, 2021 05:59

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two men enter

two friends leave. 😊

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# ? Jul 17, 2021 15:30

Escape From Noise

Wait. I forgot. Mad Max: Fury Road!

Why's he so angy about a road?

# ? Jul 17, 2021 16:43

take the moon: by sebmojo

Escape From Noise posted:

Wait. I forgot. Mad Max: Fury Road!

Why's he so angy about a road?

its the road thats angry in this one

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# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:01

Escape From Noise

take the moon posted:

its the road thats angry in this one

Maybe that's what they call road rage in the post apocalyptic future? Like "Goddamn! That Max is really worked up over that fender bender and now he's on fury road!"

# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:06

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i think we can all agree that glad max would have been a better and more mass marketable film. thankfully george miller learned his lesson later with 2003's happy feet

# ? Jul 17, 2021 17:33

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

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# ? Jul 17, 2021 19:42

frump truck: hello... again!

he didnt actually seem all that mad in fury road, maybe hes cooling down a bit

# ? Jul 17, 2021 19:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

max is going mad for these low low prices!!!

*old car with spikes welded onto it and a terrified guy in shoulder pads chained to the front screeches across the screen*