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Luvcow

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Luvcow

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i think I have told this story here before. in the 1940s my grandfathers brother's family would take in all kinds of animals and one of them was a monkey. when guests would come over the monkey would climb on top of the highest furniture and then masturbate while staring at the guests.

Luvcow

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FutonForensic posted:

i liked the part at the end where the author encourages us, the "spectators," to rush the monkey and beat it to death

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