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like to fight crime, perhaps you should become Batman. It helps if you are also a handsome billionaire playboy.
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ur bats
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Jul 14, 2021 02:29
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Bats are kool, op.
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Jul 14, 2021 02:31
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I am the terror that flaps in the night! …wait, that’s not right.
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Jul 14, 2021 02:32
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What if you're barely a hundredaire, op?
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Jul 14, 2021 02:32
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There was a "bat guy" in my neighborhood and they eventually caught him cause he wouldn't stop posting online about "being the night."
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Jul 14, 2021 02:37
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^^^^^ that's actually some sort of mouse
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Jul 14, 2021 02:41
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Oh God I wish I had bat's
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Jul 14, 2021 02:45
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One time a bat somehow got into my home and I had to very carefully guide it outdoors while it was perpetually in flight
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kntfkr posted:^^^^^ that's actually some sort of mouse
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Jul 14, 2021 02:57
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The Bloop posted:What if you're barely a hundredaire, op? You can still be Batman but your Batmobile will be a scooter and your crime fighting tools will be things you find at garage sales.
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Jul 14, 2021 02:59
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This is so weird because I was just reading somewhere else that Batman had a story arc where he was wielding a baseball bat.
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Jul 14, 2021 03:00
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Pawn 17 posted:You can still be Batman but your Batmobile will be a scooter and your crime fighting tools will be things you find at garage sales. 
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Pawn 17 posted:You can still be Batman but your Batmobile will be a scooter and your crime fighting tools will be things you find at garage sales. I'm hoarder batman
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Jul 14, 2021 03:05
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ohnobugs posted:I'm hoarder batman Hi hoarder batman, I'm pickle rick
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Jul 14, 2021 03:06
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Does a baseball bat count OP?
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Jul 14, 2021 03:12
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Went fly fishing one evening in the costal range. We had to call it a night because bats were going for our flies.
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Jul 14, 2021 03:17
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if I own a bat and you own a bat BAT FIGHT
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Jul 14, 2021 03:25
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ahah yes the legendary parody thrrad
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Jul 14, 2021 03:25
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well i'm a handsome billionaire playboy, but where in the world am i supposed to get a bat???
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Jul 14, 2021 04:06
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i dont havea bat but i have two turtles what can i do with those?
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Jul 14, 2021 04:09
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Nooner posted:i dont havea bat but i have two turtles what can i do with those? Put little colored masks on their faces and give them some ninja weapons.
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Jul 14, 2021 04:34
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my dog died im sad posted:Went fly fishing one evening in the costal range. We had to call it a night because bats were going for our flies. My friend caught a bat in the White Mountains in AZ.
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Jul 14, 2021 04:48
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i dunno about all that, but what i do know is that if you say you don't believe in god then it becomes your religious family and your military family's sole purpose in life to prove that you only think that because you think YOU'RE god and to try and forcibly humble or pacify you until so much of both sides lives have been wasted covering for a homosexual and a child molester's hilarious prank on the world that to your younger siblings and cousins it seems that you must actually be god within the closed communications system you force yourself to exist in, despite having no achievements in life and no knowledge to share other than "we live in a surveillance state that is for some reason terrified of letting secrets like 'the united states military is PREPARED to resort to chemical warfare if it has to, but NEVER WILL' because it totally wasn't already obvious that the whole world boils down to a dick waving contest, because guns and bulldozers are like way cooler than planting trees"
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Jul 14, 2021 05:07
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just imagine your precious baby boy grinning from ear to ear as he fires an assault rifle or speeds around in a car he can't afford and not how little your happiness contributes to the world because it's your DUTY as an american to be morbidly obese and feel some sort of connection with people who were born into more money and connections than you could possibly accumulate in a lifetime
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Jul 14, 2021 05:17
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i really am just incredibly bitter that i failed completely at life and to this day my reward is smug dipshits pretending they're "not really talking to me" on account of choosing the worst job you possibly could and completely gutting my capacity for love or sex, and knowing full well that no matter how "good" any outside circumstances "make" my life i will never look back at any of this and think "WELL BOY DO I FEEL SILLY" because it took you motherfuckers over a decade to make "THIS NIGGA WANNA gently caress HIS MOM. NO WAIT, THIS NIGGA WANT SOMEBODY ELSE TO gently caress HIS MOM. NO WAIT, THIS NIGGA THINK..." jokes and i don't really believe that "age is just a number" because i'm not a loving pedophile and this has genuinely been an enormous waste of time to stroke some hosed up retards ego about how much i have to learn about "the way things are"
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Jul 14, 2021 05:26
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Children of the night, what ball games they play.
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Jul 14, 2021 05:27
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i'm equally bitter that as part of a social experiment on account of having educated parents i was sent to bumfuck where i was assigned mentally retarded lesser men to train and all of the ones who didn't have a false sense of self esteem on account of owning a cd changer or their mom buying them girlfriends actually got smarter and the ones that didn't i'm not legally allowed to take out of the world (personally, at least)
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Jul 14, 2021 05:33
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i should literally be dead, which doesn't make me thankful and doesn't equate to survivors guilt or ptsd, i mean i should literally have been killed by now, but it's all ok because i get to pretend i have magical powers and to either be famous or hang out with famous people which is every white (looking, at least) person's dream, no matter how much attention they got from their parents
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Jul 14, 2021 05:38
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a bat flew into my house once and it was harrowing and i will never do crime from now on (except low key stuff like speeding or kidnapping)
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muffler posted:i should literally be dead, which doesn't make me thankful and doesn't equate to survivors guilt or ptsd, i mean i should literally have been killed by now, but it's all ok because i get to pretend i have magical powers and to either be famous or hang out with famous people which is every white (looking, at least) person's dream, no matter how much attention they got from their parents hey r u ok
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Jul 14, 2021 05:47
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batman could beat up superman easily (he carries kryptonite) so, that s that
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Jul 14, 2021 05:51
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Superman would fly in and try to fight batman would be wait look at this (kryptonite) then superman would fold and batman would beat him screaming 'you killed my parents' and superman would say no that was a whole other dude but its too late, superman just dies and then a week later aliens take over earth
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Jul 14, 2021 05:54
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Yeah superman flew into batman's cave and then green arrow shot him with a kryptonite arrow and the flash put kryptonite bombs on him or something and they went BOOM BOOM BOOM like that and then I think the t-rex that batman owns bit superman and then Paul Rudd got real small and went in superman's ear and started jumping around so superman got real dizzy and THEN batman put on his big kryptonite gloves and he punched superman real hard and superman goes "...bruce....." and batman said "GET OUTTA MY CAVE!"
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Jul 14, 2021 05:59
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I just want to watch batman eat rear end
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Jul 14, 2021 06:04
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Try tweeting at zack snyder about it. Anyway, it is the bats who have owned us OP, what with this whole global pandemic.
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DebonaireD posted:There was a "bat guy" in my neighborhood and they eventually caught him cause he wouldn't stop posting online about "being the night." What were his bat crimes?
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muffler posted:i dunno about all that, but what i do know is that if you say you don't believe in god then it becomes your religious family and your military family's sole purpose in life to prove that you only think that because you think YOU'RE god and to try and forcibly humble or pacify you until so much of both sides lives have been wasted covering for a homosexual and a child molester's hilarious prank on the world that to your younger siblings and cousins it seems that you must actually be god within the closed communications system you force yourself to exist in, despite having no achievements in life and no knowledge to share other than "we live in a surveillance state that is for some reason terrified of letting secrets like 'the united states military is PREPARED to resort to chemical warfare if it has to, but NEVER WILL' because it totally wasn't already obvious that the whole world boils down to a dick waving contest, because guns and bulldozers are like way cooler than planting trees" OK you're batty, but this thread's about bats.
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