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great post op. great thread. buy yore self a trophy
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Can't post here, this is bat country (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 17, 2021 20:40
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What if I rent my bat
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Jul 17, 2021 20:43
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The place I work at has like 100 bats living in the roof and sometimes they fly around the dining room freaking people out. You simply wait for them to get too tired, put a plastic 1litre cup over top of them and slide them off onto a napkin. Then you have a display bat. You take your display bat outside and leave them on an elevated surface so they can fly back into the dining room and terrorize more people
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Jul 17, 2021 23:46
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DebonaireD posted:There was a "bat guy" in my neighborhood and they eventually caught him cause he wouldn't stop posting online about "being the night." BigBadSteve posted:What were his bat crimes? You really don't want to be the night. https://youtu.be/kWUz5keT09U?t=20578
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Jul 18, 2021 00:51
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my dog died im sad posted:Went fly fishing one evening in the costal range. We had to call it a night because bats were going for our flies. No biggie, at that point you're just bat fishing
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Jul 18, 2021 00:54
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Poasty posted:The place I work at has like 100 bats living in the roof and sometimes they fly around the dining room freaking people out. You simply wait for them to get too tired, put a plastic 1litre cup over top of them and slide them off onto a napkin. Then you have a display bat. You take your display bat outside and leave them on an elevated surface so they can fly back into the dining room and terrorize more people Igor?
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Jul 18, 2021 02:05
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can't post here, this is bat country That explains the heat stroke ridden weather and barren empty sights.
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Jul 18, 2021 02:05
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Poasty posted:The place I work at has like 100 bats living in the roof and sometimes they fly around the dining room freaking people out. You simply wait for them to get too tired, put a plastic 1litre cup over top of them and slide them off onto a napkin. Then you have a display bat. You take your display bat outside and leave them on an elevated surface so they can fly back into the dining room and terrorize more people Sounds like the dining room violates some health codes
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Jul 18, 2021 02:34
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BigBadSteve posted:OK you're batty, 
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Jul 18, 2021 02:40
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do NOT keep ur BATS INSIDE or there will BE TOO MANY bugs 🦋🦋🦋🦋🐛🐛🐛🐛!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 18, 2021 02:50
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This thread wwas a swing and a miiss
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Jul 18, 2021 03:07
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this thread was a WING and a KISS (like a bat)
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Jul 18, 2021 04:03
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ohnobugs posted:I just want to watch batman eat rear end Bro, they won't even let Batman eat pussy.
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Jul 18, 2021 06:06
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The health department here says it is safest to just assume all bats have rabies, so RIP OP.
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Jul 18, 2021 06:14
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IDK OP, it's a table tennis bat. I guess using it does make me a playboy.
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Jul 18, 2021 10:35
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Pawn 17 posted:like to fight crime, perhaps you should become Batman. If this happened in real life, the handsome billionaire playboy would just go around beating up anyone who was poorer than him because "They obviously want to kill me and take my money" which is true but he's free to beat up poors all he wants while they're not allowed to fight back because of how rich he is.
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Jul 18, 2021 12:53
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Yaldabaoth posted:If this happened in real life, the handsome billionaire playboy would just go around beating up anyone who was poorer than him because "They obviously want to kill me and take my money" which is true but he's free to beat up poors all he wants while they're not allowed to fight back because of how rich he is. In what way is this not true of regular Batman who is richer than everyone he fights that are attempting to either steal money from him and his rich friends in Gotham or have personally agrieved him (who cares about anyone else, that's 'not his fight', of course), while he goes on blank check vigalante rear end torturing sessions against them until they're dead or can no longer resist him and his rich friends and government connections applaud him. See also Stark, Tony.
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Jul 18, 2021 13:12
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Big Beef City posted:In what way is this not true of regular Batman who is richer than everyone he fights that are attempting to either steal money from him and his rich friends in Gotham or have personally agrieved him (who cares about anyone else, that's 'not his fight', of course), while he goes on blank check vigalante rear end torturing sessions against them until they're dead or can no longer resist him and his rich friends and government connections applaud him. Both Batman and the Joker want to burn everything to the ground, the former because he's an alpha male who's afraid of losing his privilege, and the latter because he's an incel who's pissed at the world for not giving him the privilege he thinks he deserves.
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Jul 18, 2021 13:25
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Yaldabaoth posted:Both Batman and the Joker want to burn everything to the ground, the former because he's an alpha male who's afraid of losing his privilege, and the latter because he's an incel who's pissed at the world for not giving him the privilege he thinks he deserves. tbh if you described either Joker or Batman in either terms you'd be correct.
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Jul 18, 2021 14:38
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What if I have a bat and like to commit crimes?
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Jul 18, 2021 15:12
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Lucky Guy posted:What if I have a bat and like to commit crimes? That makes you Harlequin e: I assume her using a 'bat' was always some kind of hosed up thing between her and Joker
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Jul 18, 2021 15:25
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I love people who think Joker can't be an incel because he has Harlequin but he was only able to "hook up" with her by abusing the poo poo out of her like any incel would do to a woman.
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Jul 18, 2021 15:55
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Yeah that's not true at all. Joker can't be an incel because look at all the people he recruits to be his henchmen constantly he's hanging out with people all the time. He's got hundreds of bros and brosephinas willing to live and die for him at a moments notice he's probably one of the most popular people on JokingAwful.com actually I actually don't know poo poo about this stuff I don't read comics and I've only watched a few batman movies plus a couple joker based things, and whatever crap I've absorbed via osmosis from being online which is probably even less garbage than the source material Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jul 18, 2021 |
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Jul 18, 2021 16:13
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OH! I've got a bat! Im thinking about cooking and eating it though. But like, I wasn't gonna wash it or anything, and my cooker only gets mildly hot, so it won't be cooked through. Plus I picked up the bat from a sketchy as gently caress Chinatown market stall. But I fancy eating it, and what's the worst that could happen?
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Jul 18, 2021 17:14
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!Klams posted:OH! I've got a bat! Im thinking about cooking and eating it though. But like, I wasn't gonna wash it or anything, and my cooker only gets mildly hot, so it won't be cooked through. Plus I picked up the bat from a sketchy as gently caress Chinatown market stall. Horribly aggressive diarrhea
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Jul 18, 2021 18:31
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What if a bat comes out of your fireplace? Then what?
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Jul 18, 2021 19:10
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Smythe posted:What if a bat comes out of your fireplace? Then what? Then you own a bat.
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Jul 18, 2021 19:32
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Aardvark! posted:Then you own a bat. A fire bat!
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Jul 18, 2021 21:37
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Pretty sure you're gonna need more than one for that, OP
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Jul 18, 2021 21:40
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Smythe posted:What if a bat comes out of your fireplace? Then what? It probably has rabies and will kill ur famil and neighbors, we went down that particular well already 
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Jul 18, 2021 22:54
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Big Beef City posted:That makes you Harlequin She has a mallet and hyenas, I'm just sitting here alone with my bat, thinking about social security fraud
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Jul 18, 2021 23:12
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Per Christopher Nolan's Batverse, Batman took on the moniker because he was afraid of bats. Wouldn't that mean that he is, in fact,... owned by bats???
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Jul 19, 2021 01:00
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Look, you can't just own a bat
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Jul 20, 2021 02:22
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Smythe posted:What if a bat comes out of your fireplace? Then what? Santa Claus is a bat.
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Jul 20, 2021 02:34
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Were there bats in Harry Potter? Please help, I can only understand things in the form of nerdy pop culture references.
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You could be a criminal that uses it to mug ppl I'm batman and robin' you (bitch!) - that's what I'd say.
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