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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
its legal to take your shoes off and actually conducive to the dialectic and furthering marxist-leninist thought. you dont have to wear shoes and doing so actually makes you stupider and your life worse. you can feel grounded to the mother spirit gaia who is a hot b*tch as we learned from captain planet the tv show.

another thing it can do is ground you to the mother spirit of your office.... if you dare.

personally during the summer i wear the birkenstock style of shoe often and sometimes ill take them off when im at my desk and feel the cool floor. its very pleasant and brings me joy and peace.

if u remember the book of mice and men by josh steinback that u read in 7th grade (last book i read tbh) there is a guy named skinny or slims or something and he wears 1 glove filled with lotion which makes him a little freak and if you think about it socks and shoes are that but for your feet. sick poo poo if you ask me.

anyways, barefoot is legal :milk:

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Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
hell yeah

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
oh wait, I always wear socks tho

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Fleetwood posted:

oh wait, I always wear socks tho

socks are cringe

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
what about sandals, op

flip flops to be exact

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Smythe posted:

socks are cringe

:nyd: uhhh socks are comfy???, they protect us from blisters and stinky feet, etc

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Probably Magic posted:

what about sandals, op

flip flops to be exact

good way to "ease in" to a more ethical barefoot lifestyle

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I wear tevas
they're more comfortable than most of my shoes for walking

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I wear tevas
they're more comfortable than most of my shoes for walking

getting closer

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
tevas... dad rear end mf

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah
post feet, op

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

swimsuit posted:

post feet, op

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

/nods in Quentin tarantino

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

swimsuit posted:

post feet, op

sure... for a price. pms are open.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
feet are proletariat. Protestantism wanted to ban feet because they put you closer to satan so thats why they invented socks

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Xaris posted:

feet are proletariat. Protestantism wanted to ban feet because they put you closer to satan so thats why they invented socks

yep

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
well I didn't know that part, you could have lead with that

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

Smythe posted:

sure... for a price. pms are open.

op is good to his word friends - a pleasure doing business w you

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

swimsuit posted:

op is good to his word friends - a pleasure doing business w you

:tipshat:

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

does anyone want to see my nude foot

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

does anyone want to see my nude foot

what are you, tom greene? get the gently caress outta here with a singular foot. no one wants to see that disgusting poo poo.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
legality is a bourgeois construct

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


gross

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Exclusively the domain of perverts. I'm going to start wearing bigger shoes over my regular ones

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

some plague rats posted:

Exclusively the domain of perverts. I'm going to start wearing bigger shoes over my regular ones

isn't that just galoshes

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
my relatives loved to go barefoot and got some nasty rear end black soles but maybe that's just the bloodsouls lifestyle maybe carpe diem who knows

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

some plague rats posted:

Exclusively the domain of perverts. I'm going to start wearing bigger shoes over my regular ones

actually foot fetishes are the result of a neurological disorder so this opinion is ableist. thanks for playing Woke Roulette

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
hookworms are praxis

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

indigi posted:

actually foot fetishes are the result of a neurological disorder so this opinion is ableist. thanks for playing Woke Roulette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgyH9k1CSM

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
btw btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vHZcZJTegQ

:dukedoge:

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

actually foot fetishes are the result of a neurological disorder so this opinion is ableist. thanks for playing Woke Roulette

WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012


thanks for being a good ally

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


No low grav (4/10) for this grievous offence I'm gonna give this shoeless thread the content it needs:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
don't stop

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cpt_Obvious posted:

No low grav (4/10) for this grievous offence I'm gonna give this shoeless thread the content it needs:



Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
What about vibrams op

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


when are you gonna stop pretending you have any other brain

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

https://men.wikifeet.com/Stavros_Halkias

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I just got a medical bill for $500 for a prescription sock. Just the one, though.

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

docbeard posted:

I just got a medical bill for $500 for a prescription sock. Just the one, though.

what does it do

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