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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmfao I'm dying

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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Good soup! posted:

lmfao I'm dying

Yeah, the little death.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
is barefoot legal or merely decriminalized

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dixon Chisholm posted:

Yeah, the little death.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

indigi posted:

is barefoot legal or merely decriminalized

screaming at the barista that I am allowed to be barefoot for medical reasons, just look at my card

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

if adolf hitler made barefoot illegal, would you vote for him?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Office Pig posted:

ah so this is where the cspam arkansas thread has been hiding

lol

historically arkansas was #1 in the nation for the specific kind of mental retardation caused by childhood hookworms

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol

historically arkansas was #1 in the nation for the specific kind of mental retardation caused by childhood hookworms

you did an ableism. nice. get hosed.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
hp hovercraft, looking at his children in a $8,000 tandem stroller: uh, i did get hosed? and?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i prefer the simplicity of the huarache whilst using my jogging stroller

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Legal:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

it’s legal to be plinkey.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

this thread is disgusting

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

this thread is disgusting

well now that ur here,,,

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
that’s not necessary.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Smythe posted:

it’s legal to be plinkey.

It's honestly not, but he does enough good so we overlook it.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Smythe posted:

well now that ur here,,,

I'm actually in a call with the ok boomer girl right now and she's telling me how gross this thread is.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

AnimeIsTrash posted:

I'm actually in a call with the ok boomer girl right now and she's telling me how gross this thread is.

yea actually this thread was satire and she is right of course. haha how silly. mods gas please barefoot is illegal and frankly disgusting. …

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
I knew a guy in college who lived the barefoot life until he stepped on a nail one day, turns out a sharp piece of metal will pretty much just go right on through your skin

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i stepped on a rusty roofing nail during hurricane gustav and yeah it just went all the way into my heel no problem

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
Sharp metal will just go through most shoes. Bradford pear spikes too.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

twoday posted:

legalize bigfoot

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Vox Nihili posted:

I knew a guy in college who lived the barefoot life until he stepped on a nail one day, turns out a sharp piece of metal will pretty much just go right on through your skin

tetanus is legal

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
please cover your revolting feet

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Dolphin posted:

please cover your revolting feet

Anime Bernie Bro
Feb 4, 2020

FUCK MY ASSHOLE, LOL
foot fetishism is bourgeoisie decadence

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

it is upon the feet that all the works of humankind have been wrought

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dolphin posted:

please cover your revolting feet

dont like my birkenstock tan lines?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Smythe posted:

dont like my birkenstock tan lines?

nice shoes honky

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

you have to build up a leathery skein before you go stomping on rusty nails

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
please do not step on a rusty nail, maybe get a tetanus shot if it's been a while too

edit: also please stop hanging around construction sites just because the boys are cute

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
https://twitter.com/timmy_stimmy/status/1425218063004221448?s=20

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
OP is hoarding feet pics which are the means of producing *ahem* certain things amongst the Postletariat.

Moreover

Dolphin posted:

please cover your revolting feet

Do they have wheels for feet?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
posters are wondering if nude feet are legal or not

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

indigi posted:

posters are wondering if nude feet are legal or not

its legal

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
even if the tootsies be hittin?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

smythe is a real heel!!!! and he steps in poo poo for fun.

foot klan!

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

voting 1, not enough feet itt

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

has anyone said that barefoot should be illegal

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

I think the movement would stand to benefit from a shift to "barefoot is mandatory" and not using any of this apologetic "is legal" nonsense.

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