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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I bought a totinos party pizza tonight because it was $1.50 and I liked them when I was 12

led me to wonder what a totinos pizza party looks like

I'm guessing something like this



but I'd appreciate your input (photoshopped pictures)

here's an alpha'ed pizza

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Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
It's a party because you fold it and then gently caress it.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Bloopsy, please, that's really yucky.

The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:


Get on my level. The Totino's party pizza is so two thousand LATE.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



The French Army posted:

Get on my level. The Totino's party pizza is so two thousand LATE.



I don't know, maybe you could convince me by creating a piece of art showing what a totinos takis party is like

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
The Grand Totino.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



I used to love totinos parties in college

:nws::nws:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



little sausage pizza

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.




you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019


don't say inc*l; it's a virginophobic slur


Totino's Party Pizza is the best frozen pizza you can buy if you're drunk and looking for a decent cheap frozen snack. If you've bold, add some crushed red pepper on top for an added kick.

I mean they're not good but they'll get the job done in the right situation

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

you broke my grill posted:

don't say inc*l; it's a virginophobic slur


Totino's Party Pizza is the best frozen pizza you can buy if you're drunk and looking for a decent cheap frozen snack. If you've bold, add some crushed red pepper on top for an added kick.

I mean they're not good but they'll get the job done in the right situation

Calm down incel

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Mail me a pizza roll

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



caskets, how do they work?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bloopsy posted:

It's a party because you fold it and then gently caress it.

Oh wow, look at this gentleman. You think you're better than me? Folding your totinos pizza before you clam bake that son of a bitch? Hmm?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Did you add that person in the back or was that in your source?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
That dead baby must be a dead teenager by now.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
sometimes I'll get one when I'm feeling like really in the dumps. Lots of carbs plus the nostalgia comfort thing

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

It being the wrong shape screws the nostalgia factor. I’ll eat Elios pizza alone, just like every day in elementary school.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Totinos brilliant pizza scientists turned a round pizza into a rectangle, a feat deemed impossible by ancient Greek mathematicians

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jacks Pizza is like $2.50 at Walmart and significantly better in a way that there is no reason to buy a totinos.

Also a protip, buy a bag of shredded cheese and throw some on top of your frozen pizza before baking.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Somehow even more depressing.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Korthal
May 26, 2011

If you really want fun, check out the ingredient's list and see how much super science you're eating.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Korthal posted:

If you really want fun, check out the ingredient's list and see how much super science you're eating.

oh no, not science

food was so much better before science

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



science is bad

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I used to eat totino's all the time when I was poor. I'm not poor anymore. I should probably have it again.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Tried one of these a few months ago. Was not impressed. Then again, I'd been binging on better mini pizzas at the time and was judging it against those.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
totino's is just as good as you remember. always good for a party. wish they still made the cheeseburger pizza one.

the square shape just isn't the same

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Tato posted:

totino's is just as good as you remember. always good for a party. wish they still made the cheeseburger pizza one.

the square shape just isn't the same

It fits perfectly on the toaster oven tray now!

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Tato posted:

totino's is just as good as you remember. always good for a party. wish they still made the cheeseburger pizza one.

the square shape just isn't the same
The trick is, you just eat the corners precisely and then serve the now circular pizza at your pizza party.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

its all nice on rice posted:

It fits perfectly on the toaster oven tray now!

it's also probably easier to produce because you can cut massive sheets of totinos into rectangles without waste

imagine having a huge uncut totino from the factory, or even one that's just the size of a regular pizza, ready to bake in a grill or some kinda poo poo like that

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

signalnoise posted:

massive sheets of totinos

mmmmmmmmm tucking myself in to pizza sheets

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
you could do some party stuff with pizza rolls by doing the old russian roulette game, just have some pizza rolls but you inject one with some crazy hot sauce and people take turns eating one until someone gets the mean one

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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