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I still think it's great that the shape shifting shark spider aqua ninja was built to spec using unlimited funds and otherworldly levels of technology and his entire purpose was: Appear briefly to children at night to scare them for no reason. Like I'm imagining a president facing a council of generals in a smoke filled room. "How is Operation Tsunami Shark proceeding?" "Excellent, sir. His powers are unlimited, plus he has MULTIPLE mouths." *Putting out a cigarette* "But tell me! Are SEVERAL small children frightened?" "Yes. Sir."
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Old and busted: Antifa Supersoldiers New Hotness: Prodromal schizophrenia
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Jul 18, 2021 04:04
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Is this the guy that time travelled to mars and met obama there in the 1970s or was that the other supersoldier program?
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A butt that 3D prints poops directly into an empty MRE container for easy storage on the 21st Century Battlefield
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Big Beef City posted:I still think it's great that the shape shifting shark spider aqua ninja was built to spec using unlimited funds and otherworldly levels of technology and his entire purpose was:  Checks out
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ilikedirt posted:imagine an entire squadron of mind soldiers broadcasting im gay into enemy minds I believe that's what happened to the embassy in Havanna back in 2016
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Jul 18, 2021 10:02
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Why dont psychic powers look cool irl the way they do in x men comics
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oh yeah well I'm a super duper soldier
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I once asked my mom if I wasn't a bipedal nano machine augmented unstoppable killing machine if she'd still love me. "Yes, just not as much. " 
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Icochet posted:I can get 12 grenades in the air before the first one lands and while junior is trying to shoot them I engage him in deadly melee wielding two potato masher style 'nades. It's so brutal it's unbelievable lmao
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If you are a supersoldier do you automatically get a super-suit? Something that is bullet proof and makes you faster and stronger. That would be a good selling point for a supersoldier program I'd think.
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Internetjack posted:If you are a supersoldier do you automatically get a super-suit? Something that is bullet proof and makes you faster and stronger. That would be a good selling point for a supersoldier program I'd think. No, you just get a suit that makes everyone think you have a massive dong. It's unisex.
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many people who are secret supersoldiers need some sort of triggering event to recover their repressed memories. for me, this was when i watched the first jason bourne movie
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I thought they said it was Super Trooper chemicals but it was Super Trouper chemicals and now I'm the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17.
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Who What Now posted:I thought they said it was Super Trooper chemicals but it was Super Trouper chemicals and now I'm the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17. Nothing wrong with that. You're way better off than those poor, poor bastards who accidentally volunteered for the Super Pooper program.
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universal soldier: regeneration did a lot for supesoldi (super soldier) representation in media, but they clearly never consulted with anyone from the community. when I was active in the 5th gulf war, we used far more mma grapples fighting ultra saddam.
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http://entityart.co.uk/milabs-mk-ultra-super-soldiers-extraterrestrials-secret-space-program-abductions-underground-bases-mind-control/ Hmm yeah that might make sense.  Yeah gently caress this guy.  OK I'm with you so far.  Hmm Ok think u lost me with this one buddy...
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Why is it that every single time you get these kind of whackjobs who talk about alien abductions and other bonkers sci-fi poo poo they end up circling around to saying a bunch of stupid poo poo about Jews?
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