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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
-Roman Reigns vs. Edge for the WWE Universal Championship.

-Bobby Lashley vs. Kofi Kingston for the WWE Championship.

-Rhea Ripley vs. Charlotte Flair for the Raw Women’s Championship.

-Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match (Entrants: Alexa Bliss, Nikki Cross, Asuka, Naomi, Zelina Vega, Liv Morgan, Natalya, Tamina)

-Men’s Money in the Bank ladder match (Entrants: Riddle, Ricochet, John Morrison, Drew McIntyre, Big E, Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins, Shinsuke Nakamura)

-AJ Styles and Omos vs. “The Viking Raiders” Erik and Ivar for the Raw Tag Titles.

-(Kickoff Show) Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso for the Smackdown Tag Titles.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
6 man panel, goodness

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Liv already crying, did they just tell her she's going over

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I'm watching on a stream with a sidebar chat full of racial slurs and debates about which diva has the largest tits. Least WWE isn't getting any money I guess.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Main Event Jey is on the preshow

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Le Saboteur posted:

Too much of a soft babyface.

Vince: turn him HEEL

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Eat My Fuc posted:

dominic looks like a literal child and i don't know why

tbf he's 24 and I dont get to see men under 40 on this show much

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This match is so good, the crowd is losing their poo poo every pin attempt.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Mage_Boy posted:

DUI means title win I guess

DUI while running a red light intersection going 25 mph over the limit*

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

WrasslorMonkey posted:

what... what did they do to her...

popped open their "never gonna main event" kit and went full makeover

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
finally a crowd reaction, thank you Naomi

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dango Bango posted:

Oh my God how many entrances??

That entrance led wasnt cheap

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"From using.................. powers I guess"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
i like how the smackdown commentators just make Alexa sound like a giant dork

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dango Bango posted:

Just no-selling a choke lol

Natty kinda strong, not gonna lie

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The camera cut to the bored kid

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I like how natalia has to do like 50 breakup spots cause she's the veteran they trust with all the timing

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Destroy My Sweater posted:

I can't tell if Pat is good or if he loving sucks

Least he's not another cole

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
well.............. they did fire her husband a few weeks ago and she's beaten Charlotte and Rhea before, least they could do.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This is giving me flashbacks to how Ganondorf won money in the bank in VGCW

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Grem posted:

Made everyone who ever struggled to climb a ladder and undo a carabiner look like an absolute goober.

That spot woulda took Jake Hager 20 mins to do

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Nikki continues to be the most successful member of sanity. Granted being on tv period accomplished that.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dango Bango posted:

Did they make a reference to Jimmy's DUI in that promo?!

Wouldn't be the first time.


By that I mean different DUI and different on air reference.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I still like the vikings, Ivar is like the fat Ricochet. Except he wins sometimes.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Err Omos, Paige gonna do a run in if you keep saying this is your house.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Aren't the vikings in the heel corner?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

graph posted:

they were over as poo poo in nxt

oooh you're not helping them. That made me think about The Ascension and I haven't thought about them in 2 years.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Just realized, Omos debuted last year this time during a Viking Raiders match. He was Mega-Ninja. We've come full circle.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Eat My Fuc posted:

Why would omos ever tag in AJ

Flashbacks to when Enzo would get beat up for 10 mins, then Cass goes in for 1 min, then Enzo is begging for a tag.... and Cass does it.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Camera missed Ivar's ballerina kick, awwww

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

explosivo posted:

how did omos become a thing anyway? was he a PC trainee that they fast tracked because he's literally a giant or something?

:opens book titled The Lore of Mega Ninja:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Astro7x posted:

Does Omos have an official finisher? Or is it like Walter where he just hits you with moves as a big guy

They've been getting over the double hand chokeslam, think they're sticking with that one

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Lashley: :in the softest voice possible: who you calling soft?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

ASenileAnimal posted:

i like kofi but i would rather have big e in this so we could get some BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT

Those pecs colliding would crash my stream

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
This is going better than Kofi vs Brock. Both times those two fought.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Mage_Boy posted:

This crowd remains weird. Random chants for Kofi, more silence. They were only really hot the whole match on the pre-show.

We're in for a 15 minute heat segment

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Least this has more variety than Brock doing belly to back suplexes

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Kofi got precisely 2 hits in

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

this is a really weird match

It's a Brock match, but without the part where Brock runs into a post and the other guy gets a few licks in.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
man Kofimania was fun but that asswhooping was just.... there's no coming back. Kofi could go on a 100 win streak against the entire roster and I'll still flashback to this match and go "nope". He is doner than done.

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