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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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BTE better have a terrified DO getting regaled by Nick Gage’s time in prison.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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The Bee posted:

The fact that AEW constantly tries to elevate the business around it is astounding. Even in its founding, WWE was out to smother the industry and become top dog. The energies are inconcievably different.

esp right now when wrestling is resurgent and attractive to a lot of big money people that need to fill content. Its why AEW is hitting their metrics and WWE has to keep penciling over.

It doesn't take 4 months of negotiations with NJPW to come to a deal with WWE loaning out Daniel Bryan. Its literally a phonecall to Rocky Romero going "hey Daniel Bryan's bored and wants to work some NJPW dates, no bullshit and we'll throw $20k as assurance" Instead WWE tacks on a bunch of nonsense stuff like DB has to win every every match or every match placard with DB has to have a WWE logo bigger than NJPW logo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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If it were me, I’d redo the nWo with Punk and Bryan being the Outsiders. Cena would be the third man. And Tall Paul would be Dibiase.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Vince MechMahon posted:

What would a WWE invasion even be? Guys showing up to cut 20 minute promos and have matches that they win exactly half of and lose the other half with the same opponent for six months straight?

Nah just WWE refugees having great matches and protecting each other from the wiles of Dark Order membership or the temptation of binge drinking with Jericho

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Penguin Patrol posted:

MDK motherfuckers



Hold up. The ring announcer got his Kane fanfic published?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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That old guy that always screams about how I’m going to hell whiling I’m gassing up my car.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Tony’s also the same age now as Vince was at Wrestlemania I. Plenty of time to have an entirely different professional trajectory.

or like many wealthy elderly, his paranoid grip on his money will turn Tony Khan in an even weirder monster.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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PPA x Abadon is exactly the kind of content I needed to make this week great.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Conrad_Birdie posted:

I see Orville and Adam Page commenting on each other’s instagrams sometimes (I love them both what can I say) and I really really need Big Biceps Tony to shell out that cash so Peck can sing Page to the ring at All Out.

Page comes out to Fancy and I lose my mind.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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StarkRavingMad posted:

I also liked that Nemeth's wingman approach was basically that of a high school kid. "My friend thinks you're super hot"

it worked because they made Abadon blush. she vomits when she blushes. Its a zombie thing.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Nick Gage isn't a psychopath, he actually cares about your feelings. Still wants to cut up a pussy tho.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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MassRafTer posted:

This was left on my car this afternoon.



what is that, a pontiac?

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