communal open letter to the folks who make 'Postman Pat'

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Post Man Pat, has committed the sin of being unstimulating to both mind and loin. Post Man Pat never grows as a character. He doesn't experience true loss, he has never found love. He has never sired children.

Also, if I had an erection prior to flicking the channel, Post Man Pat and his mundane fumblings made drat sure it stopped. Don't you think that's quite the feat considering Post Man Pat's head is shaped like a penis with another penis jutting out perpendickularly?

Something has to be done. I need my television to ponder life's blessings and pains. I need my television to arouse the passions and cause a stir in the breast.

Sincerely,

everybody

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 01:02

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

hp, you should try "getting it out" next time he's on and see how far you get.

Report back to me then.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 01:21

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I'm waaaaaAAAaaaiiiitiiiing.

said as sonic by urkel

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 01:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

*sweating*

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 03:12

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

That'd be nice. I believe the world should follow a "push-pull" model. When some aspects of the world tone down their sexiness, other parts of the world have to make up for it with an increase in sexiness so that net sexiness stays stable

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 14:20

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I think women have long had to put up with way too much sexual harassment and discrimination, especially in areas that are typically male owned (sports teams, lingerie companies, beauty pageants [gross at all ages], film and television).

For this reason I think the clay/wood/whatever puppets that make up the citizenship of Greendale are perfect vessels for this newly freed up sexual energy

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 14:34

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Khanstant posted:

lol khan

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 22:35

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

whoa look at the grams

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 14:25

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