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Getting dropped off at the mall at 10 and picked up at 7. I have $20, meet up? We can: -get a cell phone case -donate plasma and double our money -people watch (deputies and amazon drivers) -go to the mcdonalds about three quarters of a mile down the road from the mall We cannot: -go into the old Kohl's wing because it's now a sheriff's department substation -go into the old Sears wing because it's an Amazon warehouse |
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let's exchange a bunch of it into british coins at the travel kiosk and talk like harry potter at Lidz
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Jul 24, 2021 16:46
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thinking p hard about the fragility of my phone rn
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Jul 24, 2021 16:51
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can we hang out by the fountain people throw money in i need weed money |
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Jul 24, 2021 16:57
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meet me at HMV and we can take turns pointing at DVDs we've seen
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Jul 24, 2021 17:05
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Gelato in my Backwood posted:can we hang out by the fountain people throw money in *tossing a coin into the fountain* i need.... weed *i intercept the coin before it hits the water* heh, shouldve specified for who ---------------- |
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Jul 24, 2021 17:07
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Gelato in my Backwood posted:can we hang out by the fountain people throw money in Yes but keep in mind: -the fountain is turned off and dry -the plasma donors get paid in visa gift cards -cops are everywhere |
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Jul 24, 2021 17:11
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does Elder Beerman still have that second floor? we could ride the escalators up and down for a bit if u want
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jul 24, 2021 17:52
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I'm in but does anyone know how to hack an ankle monitor so the cops still think I'm at home |
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Jul 24, 2021 18:00
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Can I bring my little bro to get extra plasma bucks |
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Jul 24, 2021 18:02
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Gonna race all the old people who walk in there |
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Jul 24, 2021 18:42
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i've been waiting for these dollar massage chairs all fuckin' week
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Jul 24, 2021 19:24
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maybe gonna try and get a girl to take photobooth pictures with me and pretend like i have never done this with any other girl, ever
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Jul 24, 2021 19:25
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the "arcade" at least has Killer Queen Black and the American Cookie Company still has cookies the size of birthday cakes so I say let's make the most of this $20 |
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Jul 24, 2021 20:00
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I wonder if airbrushed Gangsta Tweety tanktops are back in stock at the clothing and accessory store that moved in where the third Gamestop used to be *eyes $20 in wallet* If not, guess I'll see what's up at Bath and Body Works, I need some more Black Cherry foaming hand soap but man I really hope the Gangsta Tweetys are back in stock |
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Jul 24, 2021 20:44
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Distract the girl at the Hot Topic counter, I need to shoplift this RAtM patch so I can impress the juniors in my German class. In exchange I can give you my Panda Express sample and my Chick Fil A sample. Do me this one solid and you'll double your chicken. Come on. Come on.. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:05
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Crouching down to pore through the quarter bins at the comic book store and trying to make myself invisible to all the mean looking 14 year olds.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:06
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Your friend crosses to the other side of the second story catwalk because the teen Asian boys coming in the opposite direction look too assertive and cool. When you try to make fun of him for this he loses his temper and begins to insist that they were "definitely yakuza" but like come on Tyler, how many yakuza guys do you know who make a beeline to the Disney store.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:08
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Guards looking at us all suspicious because somebody has been stealing advanced kites from the hobby store again... fighter kites, one of the silent killers of the American middle class.... but we're not stealing kites, we're teens of peace. We're only stealing packs of Magic the Gathering cards and maybe some Evangelion action figures if Kevin remembered to wear his really big jeans.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:10
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Hey I can't come to the pool this weekend, I'm in love with this guy from Pre-Calc and he needed me to drive him to the mall so he could show me techdeck tricks on the nice railings near Sbarro. Yeah he says he's a hacker and if I'm nice to him he'll introduce me to his hacker friends. He told me they hacked the Vatican last week and found all the pope's hentai, pretty gnarly stuff.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:11
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*pressing the orange julius against my cheek* ur not like the rest, i know u'll never leave me. u simply have nowhere else to go 
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Jul 24, 2021 21:16
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The last time I had a really classically pure "mall trip" was right after graduating college, I was visiting home (I lived maybe half an hour away at that time in my life in a too-big apartment with a leaky ceiling) and needed to go for an eye exam and since my eyes would be all dilated and crazy my mom offered to drive me there and back. Afterwards we went to the good old mall... things were already closing down by then but there was enough to make an afternoon of it. My mom tried on frames with me, bought me a red sweater at H&M when I wasn't looking, and then I bought her lunch at one of those places that isn't technically Olive Garden but is pretty much Olive Garden, she got chicken parm and I got a spaghetti alla puttanesca with clumpy sauce, one of the few vegan things on there. Then I helped her shop for a new lamp in Sear's.... after that we saw that the last standing Borders in the area was having a clearance sale so we went in, she asked me if I wanted a Doctor Who book and I said no. I bought myself a book of poems by Jack Gilbert and she bought herself a book about vegan cooking. It was a quiet and understated day but an important day at that weird liminal space where you are sort of interacting with your parent as two adults who like and respect each other, and sort of interacting with each other as someone who is guarded and provided for by the other. That's my main mall story that doesn't involve like stealing things or spilling orange julius on somebody's dick on accident.
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Jul 24, 2021 21:17
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I love to hang at the mall
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Jul 24, 2021 21:18
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accidentally bought a wall scroll early in the day and gotra carry around this dang thing all day |
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Jul 24, 2021 21:44
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can't believe how many times we spilled our orange juliuses on Bradley's dick at the mall
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Jul 24, 2021 21:52
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His dick will never work in this town again
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Jul 24, 2021 21:54
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out in front of spencer's gifts thinking how much better my life would be if i had the big titty pillow
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Jul 24, 2021 21:58
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does Gamestop have the little kiosks where you can play games and demos or has that been faded out? I remember playing resident evil 4 for like two hours one time at my mall’s EB Games
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jul 24, 2021 22:09
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Percy Teatwillow posted:does Gamestop have the little kiosks where you can play games and demos or has that been faded out? I remember playing resident evil 4 for like two hours one time at my mall’s EB Games A: pretty sure gamestops barely exist nowadays, and B: surely not in the last year |
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Jul 25, 2021 02:02
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There's a few near me I think, they aren't open now but the one I looked up will be open tomorrow at 10:00 AM. No reason for me to go though, if I try to pre-order Donkey Kong Country 3 I doubt they'll still let me have the shirt.
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Jul 25, 2021 02:24
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How Wonderful! posted:Guards looking at us all suspicious because somebody has been stealing advanced kites from the hobby store again... fighter kites, one of the silent killers of the American middle class.... but we're not stealing kites, we're teens of peace. We're only stealing packs of Magic the Gathering cards and maybe some Evangelion action figures if Kevin remembered to wear his really big jeans. *me, the comic shop owner, angrily taping a handwritten sign to the front of the store that says NO JNCOS* |
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Jul 25, 2021 02:29
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Heading over to Claire's for some snap bracelets. |
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Jul 25, 2021 06:33
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you got your fake id bro? let's get a tattoo you gotta leave your little brother at gamestop or something though cause he'll fuckin narc on us
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Jul 25, 2021 06:42
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Code Jockey posted:*me, the comic shop owner, angrily taping a handwritten sign to the front of the store that says NO JNCOS* fine, i’ll just wear my tripp pants. too many pockets for you to search anyway, clown !!!
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jul 25, 2021 14:10
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*Lookin' at the Papyrus store with the $12 birthday cards thinking "I have no idea how they stayed in business before!"*
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Jul 25, 2021 23:35
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me: have u ever thought about what fries from other places would taste like? ny fries cashier: are u going to order bcuz there's a line...
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Jul 25, 2021 23:39
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standing in the middle of the food court, holding my arms out while spinning and laughing mirthfully
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Jul 26, 2021 00:04
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ha ha ha ha ha! heeeeee he he he he he heee!! ho ho ho ho ho ho HOH!! *me at the mall, also spinning*
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Jul 26, 2021 00:32
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getting orange julius spilled onto my dick on purpose as some sort of exhibitionist thing i get off to
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sitting in the empty gazebo behind the velvet rope that is reserved for santa but it's summer so it's empty and i'm just on the fake golf green under some kind of candy cane elf hut skeleton
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