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I got us in line for a seat at the Rainforest Cafe! Lets go wander around for a few hours until our table is ready.
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oh, the shipment of airbrushed Gangsta Tweetys was on that ship that got stuck in the canal?
okay. thanks 
*eyes badass Tasmanian Devil-with-his-arms-crossed-and-hat-backwards jacket on the way out, sighs* maybe next week...
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Jul 26, 2021 02:07
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Bumping into a mall walker on my way to the gaming store. They jump back and start hissing. I slowly back away into a display rack of phone cases knocking it over. Guess it's time to dash! Maybe I can get mom to pick me up at the Target down the road.
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Jul 26, 2021 05:23
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haha there's a condom vending machine in the men's bathroom. maybe I'll buy one for laughs. maybe some of the cologne too
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After riding the mall train can we get some bath bombs at Lush
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Jul 27, 2021 01:36
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horsing around no longer
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when I was a kid I got arrested for shoplifting because I was on the phone with my friend and I told him I'd be right out I just had to steal a red bull first
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Jul 27, 2021 05:54
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when I was a kid I got arrested for shoplifting because I was on the phone with my friend and I told him I'd be right out I just had to steal a red bull first
I'm going to spread this around the playground except you stole a marilyn manson cd and punched the security guard in the balls, and we listened to it together because you're my friend, I'm totally friends with the kid who stole and punched a cop you guys
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Jul 27, 2021 06:01
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when I was a kid I got arrested for shoplifting because I was on the phone with my friend and I told him I'd be right out I just had to steal a red bull first
I was hanging out near a bench by one of the main entrances to De Vargas mall (it's tiny) in Santa Fe with my two friends and my younger brothers waiting for my mom who ran to do something really quick. I think I was the oldest and in middle school, my brothers were in elementary and this mall cop started grilling us as to what we were doing. Like really trying to intimidate us and poo poo. Just laying into these really intimidating kids. He didn't believe my ridiculous story of "waiting for my mom". Fortunately she got there soon after and got us but it was really weird.
It wasn't really anything but I just remember thinking how absurd the whole situation was. Like I was always a "good kid" growing up but would get hassled pretty by cops and security guards.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Jul 27, 2021
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every time I think of overzealous mallcops I think of this great bit from Nathan For You where they sneak into a mall during the summer and setup a Santa display as a way to keep Santa impersonators in business all year round
https://youtu.be/Wf-qSpr-Gys?t=5m0s idk if that link is going to work like it should (i’m on mobile) but the relevant bit starts at the 5 minute mark
THANK U Heather Papps !!
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i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Jul 27, 2021 16:28
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Do you remember which anchor store we parked next to?
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Jul 28, 2021 05:13
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rumor has it I got one of my ribs removed so I could run to the mall faster (aerodynamic) and not miss out on hot sales and fresh fashions
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getting a rib removed so i can self-checkout
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Jul 28, 2021 12:51
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Walking past the adult magazine stand in Hastings a few too many times. Trying to picture the nudity under the blackish green plastic.
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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cool kids making out in the back of the food court by the claw machine called me "stinky binky" as I walked by on my way out of the restroom
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