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May 18, 2024 02:03
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meet me at HMV and we can take turns pointing at DVDs we've seen
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Jul 24, 2021 17:05
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*pressing the orange julius against my cheek* ur not like the rest, i know u'll never leave me. u simply have nowhere else to go 
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Jul 24, 2021 21:16
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out in front of spencer's gifts thinking how much better my life would be if i had the big titty pillow
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Jul 24, 2021 21:58
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me: have u ever thought about what fries from other places would taste like?
ny fries cashier: are u going to order bcuz there's a line...
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Jul 25, 2021 23:39
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sitting in the empty gazebo behind the velvet rope that is reserved for santa but it's summer so it's empty and i'm just on the fake golf green under some kind of candy cane elf hut skeleton
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Jul 26, 2021 00:37
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rumor has it I got one of my ribs removed so I could run to the mall faster (aerodynamic) and not miss out on hot sales and fresh fashions
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Jul 28, 2021 12:50
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May 18, 2024 02:03
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getting a rib removed so i can self-checkout
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