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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
An enormous ant-like creature jumped on my sunglasses in the park earlier today, didn't get a picture because I was busily evicting it off my face. It was at least the size of a nickel, maybe approaching a quarter or a solid 1/3 of a looney. Am I already dead? Please send help.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

my cat is norris posted:

Whereabouts are you? Any guess as to color, or if it had any wings?

Ontario, near great lakes. The monstrous beast was black as night, wingless and elongated. At first glance I took him for a spider but it was an ant shaped body.

It's been some time, and I can't help myself but think about digging and lifting enormously heavy things. Probably nothing out of norm

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The Red Queen posted:

There are jumping spiders that are REALLY good at mimicking ants.

Here's one that's not native but has been introduced to Canada:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrmarachne_formicaria

Yeah don't think that was it, mine was much skinnier and blacker. Most jumping spiders we meet here are adorable zebras

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon


Saw this cool baby panda today, I think it broke out of the zoo maybe? Careful panda that's not bamboo you're eating!!

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