Critterquest 2024: the females get kinda thicc

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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Cardinals are very nice.

Two friends today.

one's fuzzy, one's sleek, both are sweet.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 13:08

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:53

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I tried to help a poor hornet back to life but she wasn't able to bounce back. I don't know what was wrong with her. It seems too early in the year for them to start dying from old age. Seeing her try to weakly grab on to a perch only to fail and fall off left me feeling all wistful, plaintive and contemplaty and such.

Human emotion is so weird.

All she wanted to do was help out her hive and enjoy a few sweet treats before her end and I hope she got to experience some of it.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 14:26

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

McGavin posted:

Worker wasps only live for around 2 to 3 weeks. They die of old age all the time.

What the heck, I thought they had a few months in them at the very least. I don�t feel as bad then and in fact, that dead wasp owes me for my misplaced emotions.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 16:35

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

https://i.imgur.com/3vgEFvj.mp4

loud dog day cicada. Sorry for the vertical filming.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 04:38

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I'll never be as happy as this wasp slurping up a smashed peach is

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 01:10

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Diptera has some of our planets coolest character designs. Props to the designers

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 14:52

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:53

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Captain Invictus posted:

Yeah I have them in my house and I've only ever seen them maybe 3 or 4 times. They're very, very good at staying invisible.

I get super jazzed when I find a house centipede. They can get BIG. One looked like it was the size of an Icelandic scampi. I loved her so.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 14:53

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