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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



About time you cleaned out your fridge

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This little guy was wandering around the beach in South Carolina a day after a heavy coastal storm tore up the beach. He must have been fairly discombobulated to allow me to get this close.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Aug 20, 2022

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I have a car refurbishment thread in AI. While I was at a salvage yard in the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey, near the village of Waterford Works) pulling parts, we found this 1950s tow truck with a large and active honeybee nest in the gas tank.

https://i.imgur.com/OIUij2y.mp4

There's sound - the windy noise is the hive humming. It was very loud but didn't pick up well on the mic.

The louder sound is me nearly tripping over a hood while backing up.

They were very chill :)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Bouncy birb

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I love orb weavers! Have them all over the property, especially this time of year. They eats lots of mosquitoes.

Here's my son helping to get a nighttime shot a few years back. Web was nearly three feet across



This green boi helped supervise the building of my garage in 2004:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The bad news: a possum expired on the street in front of my house last Tuesday. :(

The good news: The streets dept. removed the entire carcass within an hour.

The streets dept:

https://i.imgur.com/dXhnFNI.mp4

We have tons & tons of turkey vultures in south Jersey. It's hard to describe just how large a bird they are; it always surprises me when I see one up close.

This guy was joined a short time later by a buddy. The made extremely short work of the poor guy.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Was the dove OK?

I have had this happen on three occasions. On the two unprompted ones: one survived.

The third was being chased by a sharp-shinned hawk. Hawk swerved; the dove didn't, so hawk was enjoying a leisurely meal under my window

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cichlidae posted:


Pandanus or screw pine, no idea why it's called that as it's clearly not a pine.
...

Underwater photos can wait for another time because I've got about a thousand to go through...

Something tells me that you're in the Seychelles. Or Florida.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Oct 16, 2022

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Chinston Wurchill posted:

Come visit Alberta! I can't throw a peanut without hitting a magpie.

Sadly no pictures but I was attacked by an owl on my morning run today. T..

Not sure what species as it had more white than all the ones we have up here. Maybe a juvenile or maybe I misperceived it due to the ongoing terror.

Bird brain confirmed (Happy Halloween!) :spooky:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



They like to dig. Through your furniture. Through your floors. They also push your poo poo around like a tiny bulldozer.

There's a This American Life episode about a guy who wound up stuck with a deceased friend or family member's pet armadillo. They are a trip.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



hooah posted:

It turned out to be the bird seed. Thanks for the help, all.

Does that upgrade your bird seed into the avian equivalent of Raisin Bran?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I love house centipedes but they always trigger a startle response because:

a) Their hairiness makes them look 2-3 times larger than they actually are because

b) Always initially seen out of the corner of my eye moving at 100-MPH

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I hung out four suet cages on my trees.

One has disappeared completely.

The one had a squirrel hanging off of it. So I moved two of the cages into a hawthorn.

Little fuckers got up there & sprung the cover.

Goddamned tree rats.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Here's practice, courtesy of the Collingswood Turkey Gang:

https://i.imgur.com/Qo3654x.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



You could always get an apteryx!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That is indeed a fine lady.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Box turtle?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Test



E: wow; that's huge

aaannnd it turns out that I've had an Imgur account at least a decade, and had four photos in it from 2012...

I have resurrected it for future use.



I assume that all of the images I've uploaded will be purged, since they weren't done after I was logged in.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Apr 25, 2023

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cartoon Man posted:

My driveway is occupied by a squatter…



...and boy, is his face ever red!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



She appears to be quite unhappy at being observed

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Really great, sharp, close-up photos of the death rope for having been taken a quarter-mile away.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Please tell me you named him 'Tom.'

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Your spouse is a keeper

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Mozi posted:

i believe now that there are multiple frogs

this vine has so many crickets on it it's crazy


frog heaven to be sure

Those are German cockroaches

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I have preserved a couple bald-faced hornet’s nests for this very reason: They’re art.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Somebody mention large amounts of filth?

I had a loss down in Ocean City NJ some time ago - suspected rodents in the ductwork.

One thing about the coast: the wind is always blowing.

So when I removed the inspection plate on the furnace



I got a face full of nasty. After retching for a bit and cleaning up my face as best I could, I stuck my camera in the opening:



Raccoons.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That's because you haven't had one chewing on your house service lines.

Yet.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Bored posted:

This guy just dropped down right next to my food. I’m going to guess that the steam woke it up so it decided to move. It stayed there long enough for me to take the picture and disappeared as soon as I looked away.





My attempt at building a home from stuff that comes out of my butt was not nearly as successful. Must be my lack of spinnerets.

We do have a home-building and repair thread

:kimchi:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



How often do you change out the feeders? Our honeysuckle died and until we replace it, the birds will stay away :(

IIRC the nectar can't be left for long before it harms them.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



You're a cabbagemeister?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Mobile Gherkin!

Quite beautiful, whatever it is

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



An asshollette

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That’s a good-sized girl!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Most excellent photos!~ Thank you!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Christ, that spider - the size of it - made my brain vapor lock, until I scrolled down.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Nice shot! Must’ve looked quite a bit closer…

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Looks like one of his parents got busy with a grackle.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Dec 8, 2023

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Sharp-shinned hawk? Looks like a nice backdrop of marijuana crop (I know it ain't)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Chinston Wurchill posted:

We have some birds of prey in the neighbourhood...I initially thought peregrines as those are fairly common around here, but now I'm not so sure.



Here's video with a call.

Unrelated, but here's a terrible video of a northern flicker trying to eat a building.

That is a squooshy raptor so it's very hard to tell, but if those are in fact russet chevrons on the chest, and tail has horizontal stripes, then I vote Sharp-Shinned Hawk also

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Now I want to see a Schleiren image of a butterfly

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



We have a cardinal nesting in the camellia outside of our laundry room window!

She laid 2-eggs...



Which hatched - not sure how long ago, we've been in & out of town a lot the past few weeks



Mom & Dad were getting freaked out whenever the hairy apes got too close (to the dryer). So I bought a couple of cheap auto sun-shades to try & give everyone a little privacy.



Dad visited but didn't get any closer. Dill was chittering away on his stool

https://i.imgur.com/MrKLK2r.mp4

The little ones are very active, struggling to be fed whenever a breeze blows a leaf. Go Mom!

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