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Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Spinz posted:

Welcome to GBS

Have you ever read any posts here before yesterday?

Nah, research and carefully crafted responses or for pussies.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

op i just saw your red text. how long have you been affiliated with jews for gesus?

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Spinz posted:

I asked you a question

Calm your tits.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
OP did you join for PC EVE, or toilet EVE?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Atlas_Quinn posted:

Calm your tits.

You are required to answer Spinz's questions.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

OP I sucked the poo poo out of a tuber, root straight out the ground I was sucking it the freak off in public at the local fungi collective. You wouldn't have believed how people reacted. They were astonished. There I was, sucking this tuber, freaking sucking, slobbing, slorping, glorping, florping, gasping and grasping on this tuber. Going to town like they say, if you understand. Little did I know this inspired a great tuber suck-off. People started going at it with the tubers all around, there were men, women, enbies all sucking on tubers like crazy people. They were nuts, toys in the attic, totally cuckoo. I started screaming because it hit my head like a ton of hammers and bricks and cement that I had started all this. It was me spit shining the everloving freaking crap out of some tuber shaft that got these people going. I mean really going OP, every tuber there had an inch of slobber caked over them, people were splarting their sputum on those tubers like lunatics. I started hyperventilating cause I knew I had to get out of there, the tuber-suck-lust was too intense, it was like a mirror held up to me. I didn't realize how randy I must have looked when I was sucking tubers my own self. Now I saw yonder folk vacuuming the gunk out of tuber dick like nutties and it just looked crazy to me, unbelievable OP. I started pushing people over. They yelled in protest and I saw some of them with vomit and spewage running down their shirts because they got so passionate, so into tuber fellatio that they were gagging their very own throats and barfing because their gag reflex was mundo no bueno OP. You wouldn't have believed it if you saw it. Anyway all those dead people are the reason I'm posting this to you from prison.

"Show me what you got"!

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Athanatos posted:

OP did you join for PC EVE, or toilet EVE?

PC master race

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




imagine thinking 'master race' is an appropriate way to describe anything

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

It's important to take personal responsibility for your actions OP

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Atlas_Quinn posted:

PC master race

"windows nazi"
-a cool thing to be

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Welcome to GBS!

Please choose your GBS character class from the list below:
  • well-meaning white noise poster that people know only by their av
  • gimmick poster who runs that poo poo into the ground until their rap sheet is as long and repetitive as the ol dirty bastard’s arrest record.
  • inexplicably angry poster who gets triggered by a completely innocuous topic of your choosing
  • goku

im the first two

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021

horsing around no longer
op what crimes have you committed this year
be honest

-fps_nug

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown posted:

im the first two

Wife sex

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

You gotta play post per day golf for the real respect. The lower the better.

Take it from me. I'm in the pro leagues.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
holy gently caress an honest to god j4g in 2021?

:allears:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



The Wurst Poster posted:

You gotta play post per day golf for the real respect. The lower the better.

Take it from me. I'm in the pro leagues.

OP doesn't know that posting in FYAD is how you really win, since it gives you negative posts and your forums coolness increases with the negative postcount number.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I poo poo

Harmdog
Jul 26, 2021

OP drop your pants and prepare for combat. There can only be one j4g

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
i dint read the op, but what game are you a j4g for?

is it star citizen?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
j5g is better

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i was petting my dog and he rolled over and i accidentally touches his penis and i m freaking out what do i do this has never happend before

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008
Ohhh baby I'm the wiz kid from the state of West Virginia, oh baby come and light my fire!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Welcome to GBS!

Please choose your GBS character class from the list below:
  • well-meaning white noise poster that people know only by their av
  • gimmick poster who runs that poo poo into the ground until their rap sheet is as long and repetitive as the ol dirty bastard’s arrest record.
  • inexplicably angry poster who gets triggered by a completely innocuous topic of your choosing
  • goku

I'm def the first one

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Georgia has no mountains unless you live in Pine Mt.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


OP have u thought about sucking my dick, you fuckman?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP have you heard about the great new game by Amazon’s Jeff Bezos?

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
You chose the Aids tag. Are you some kinda loser.

Loser as in someone who reads 4chan, and calls a bad post AIDS

(Seriously why do we have that tag)

BigRoman
Jun 19, 2005

Ricki Rick posted:

OP drop your pants and prepare for combat. There can only be one j4g

:trumppop: This thread is going places

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Athanatos posted:

You are required to answer Spinz's questions.

What is your favorite subject to read about online?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Imagine going to sleep instead of rapid fire responding to posts during your initiation period.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Katamari Democracy posted:

You chose the Aids tag. Are you some kinda loser.

Loser as in someone who reads 4chan, and calls a bad post AIDS

(Seriously why do we have that tag)

because its funny

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
OP, you seem like an intelligent fellow. I posit the following question:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck the game: you just lost it.

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

Bogus Adventure posted:

OP, you seem like an intelligent fellow. I posit the following question:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck the game: you just lost it.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Did I win? Do I get a 6inch+ penis as a prize (someone else's obviously). I'm not really a size queen.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Welcome to the forums OP I hope you enjoy your time here!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

nunsexmonkrock posted:

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Did I win? Do I get a 6inch+ penis as a prize (someone else's obviously). I'm not really a size queen.

pm me

:shehuck:

cnut
May 3, 2016

lol n00b

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
J4G must be the oldest trick in the book by now

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

boneR

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

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