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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Oscar Wild posted:

Welcome Atlas

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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
Did anyone say fatlas yet?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Atlas Quinn? Moar liek Assless Queen

haha, got 'em

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Atlas_Quinn posted:

If that's all it takes to make an enemy, I guess you are all liberals.

If you hate liberals, C-SPAM is the place for you

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Crankit posted:

Did anyone say fatlas yet?

yes i said fatlas almost seven years ago but its ok nobody remembers kid enjoy the limelight

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i was petting my dog and he rolled over and i accidentally touches his penis and i m freaking out what do i do this has never happend before

This can go one of two ways. Fortunately, wikihow has you covered.

https://www.wikihow.com/Love-Your-Dog
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Dog-Love-You

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i was petting my dog and he rolled over and i accidentally touches his penis and i m freaking out what do i do this has never happend before

your dog is a beautiful slut who wants it enjoy

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

orange juche posted:

Imagine going to sleep instead of rapid fire responding to posts during your initiation period.

Imagine being so impatient that you stay up super late to try and make an new internet friend (or enemy).

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Bogus Adventure posted:

Atlas Quinn? Moar liek Assless Queen

haha, got 'em

I bet you won't pay to make that a title for me.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Prof. Crocodile posted:

op i just saw your red text. how long have you been affiliated with jews for gesus?

Since the ripe old age of 6. Until I became one of those devil worshipping atheist everyone loves. I'm a glutton for punishment.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

yes i said fatlas almost seven years ago but its ok nobody remembers kid enjoy the limelight

"I was into this Indy band before you so you can't like it as much as me"!

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

gently caress SNEEP posted:

imagine thinking 'master race' is an appropriate way to describe anything

Imagine getting triggered by words.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

fps_nug posted:

op what crimes have you committed this year
be honest

-fps_nug

I like to steal parmesan reggianno when I buy 200 bucks worth of groceries, but it's from a big box store which makes it better?

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

The Protagonist posted:

holy gently caress an honest to god j4g in 2021?

:allears:

Can't help that I am a legend everywhere I go.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Jove Tone posted:

It's important to take personal responsibility for your actions OP

Why?

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

staberind posted:

i dint read the op, but what game are you a j4g for?

is it star citizen?

PC Eve bb

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Ricki Rick posted:

OP drop your pants and prepare for combat. There can only be one j4g

I remember when I wanted extra attention on my first day at school too.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Yes

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
This guy is...good?

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Katamari Democracy posted:

You chose the Aids tag. Are you some kinda loser.

Loser as in someone who reads 4chan, and calls a bad post AIDS

(Seriously why do we have that tag)

It depends on what you KPI metric is.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Inzombiac posted:

OP have u thought about sucking my dick, you fuckman?

Ive had the chance to suck a dick before, but I'm willing to learn if you are willing to teach your decades of dick sucking secrets!

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Spinz posted:

What is your favorite subject to read about online?

Is pornhub considered reading?

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Oscar Wild posted:

Welcome Atlas

Eat my rear end

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I think this is going very well, OP

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

The Bloop posted:

I think this is going very well, OP

I'm glad, because gratification from others gives me the sustenance I need to get through my day.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



OP I am a goonfleet recruiter and I'm afraid I don't see your paperwork here, at all, and this really doesn't bode well for the legitimacy of your application or your current prospects for success. I'm very busy but I could probably look into this and sort out whatever went wrong here for a small donation of isk to grease the wheels. PM me.

Harmdog
Jul 26, 2021

I'll give you isk if you show me your gooey duck

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Alright this guy is good. Treat him well, folks.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
can i be in a guild

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


OP, Im going to spin you fast on the playground merry go round until you cry and want to get off but I won't stop just keep spinning

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


imagine being the op

LMAO

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Inzombiac posted:

imagine being the op

LMAO

OP is a man of culture.

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

Inzombiac posted:

imagine being the op

LMAO

If you only knew..

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

OP is a man of culture.

Thinking about it, if a guy is into women with big breasts then I agree he really is a man of culture given how so many guys are little more than monkeys who want to jump on underage girls the moment they have their first period.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Now imagine this big breasted woman has a tail. You are now a cosmopolitan

Atlas_Quinn
Jul 26, 2021
deplorable j4g

ELTON JOHN posted:

can i be in a guild

Eve has tons of guilds. You can keep all your toons in your guilds and join raids all day as long as you have a good raid lead. Stick with me if you want all the eve terminology and advice.

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

Atlas_Quinn posted:

I was told to come here and do a nice intro.. And since I am a lemming, I'm here to walk off the cliff....

My name is Atlas, I like to watch the sunrise in the Georgia mountains as the fresh dew evaporates from the grass creating a wonderful earthy aroma. I am a Gemini which means I think all people who believe in zodiac signs are idiots. I constantly believe I am smarter than everyone else, but consistently prove to everyone else that I am. If you thought I was going to be self-deprecating, that's probably because you are an emo reddit pussy that thinks people are going to open up and talk about their feelings. I will porbably make spelling errors and get corrected by someone thinking they are doing the world a favor by correcting me.

Let the love reign down upon me.


Why the gently caress does this poo poo have to be formal,
-Atlas

It's good to meet you, Atlas Quinn! Welcome to these Something Awful forums!

LOVE,
VITALIS

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

1redflag posted:

Now imagine this big breasted woman has a tail. You are now a cosmopolitan

A guy who is capable of loving a woman who isn't even human is truly an enlightened being.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Atlas_Quinn posted:

Eve has tons of guilds. You can keep all your toons in your guilds and join raids all day as long as you have a good raid lead. Stick with me if you want all the eve terminology and advice.

i meant a guild in a good game

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


op should play a real game like stick n hoop or throwing rocks at trains

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