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staberind posted:if I can be assed to login to eve, I'll contract one of the ships i think i left somewhere in "Delve 1.0: the disband of brothers." such a magnum opus needs a fitting reward. Name in game is Atlas Quinn. Just send me all your SP and we'll call it good.
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Spinz posted:Atlas we have an art forum that would surely not be the place for ballpoint pen drawings of cartoon characters. Good, because I'm not an artist. I just want to make internet friends because I can't make any real life ones.
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Jul 28, 2021 12:41
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Saalkin posted:I'm rock hard bud! Story time. When I was younger I worked as a cable tech Supervisor. The manager kept getting into us about our techs having super dirty vans and to better enforce them cleaning their vans at least once a week. There was one of my 50 y/o lifer techs that basically operated a rat hotel in his van and would always mouth off about how it didn't matter. I ended up placing an opened can of cat food under his seat until it got hot and stank up the vehicle. The smell was awful! After searching for 2 days he finally found it.. However, what he didn't find was the second can I hid in a high rack he never used in the back. He thought the smell was residual from the first can and would proceed to clean his van everyday for 3 weeks until he found the can. After finding the can he frustratingly approached me and said that because of me, he had to detail his truck for almost a month. I told him I had no idea what he was talking about, but apparently he wasn't detailed enough. I placed one more can of cat food a month later when he stopped following the new cleaning directive. He always cleaned his van after that.
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Jul 28, 2021 13:00
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Meme Poker Party posted:OP is now probed and cannot post the drawing lol. Love finds a way.
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Jul 28, 2021 13:01
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Prof. Crocodile posted:he's cutting it close. he was distracted by all the random shitposters and lost sight of what was important. like a gamer who goes into a boss fight and gets distracted trying to kill the swarms of little enemies that the boss summons. I always meet my deadlines.
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Jul 28, 2021 13:02
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the OP is a stupid lousy gently caress. You're only half right
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Jul 28, 2021 13:02
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Literally A Person posted:Aardvark, your turn to test this goon's mettle. Bring it on cockalorum.
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Jul 28, 2021 13:04
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Zippy the Bummer posted:if the OP was a sex hole my dick would shrivel and i would sigh as i walked away down the dark alley tossing a few dollar bills over my shoulder Isn't that the premises of the movie Slumdog Millionaire?
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Jul 28, 2021 13:05
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good drawing op
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Jul 28, 2021 13:25
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Horsebanger posted:I haven't played in like 10 years but let them in imo. who cares if they're a spy its the posting that counts Thank you! I just want to hang out, they can feed me fake Intel and lie to me all the time as long as I feel included.
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Jul 28, 2021 13:30
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Alright here's a car story of mine: I never washed the outside of my cars, ever. Still dont. I lived in Washington state so we got enough rain that it wasn't a huge deal. For a few years I had a dark green 67 Dodge Dart. It looked cool and I liked it but then it started to have mechanical problems. A broken knob meant scouring junkyards. The brakes got worse quickly and the headlights would dim. My boyfriend at the time replaced the alternator iirc and consulted his friends who all tried to figure out what was wrong under the hood. I stopped being able to drive at night. Then he asked his Dad who figured it out in 5 minutes and never did stop looking at me with contempt after. The headlights are a bit recessed in that car and they were so dirty they hardly worked.
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Jul 28, 2021 14:44
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Saalkin posted:I'm rock hard bud! boneR 
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Jul 28, 2021 14:52
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Spinz posted:Then he asked his Dad who figured it out in 5 minutes and never did stop looking at me with contempt after. The headlights are a bit recessed in that car and they were so dirty they hardly worked. Sounds like the dad should have been questioning his son's ability to troubleshoot more since it sounds like he was the one more knowledgeable about cars.
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Jul 28, 2021 14:52
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Spinz posted:Alright here's a car story of mine: I used to live in West Seattle up until the bridge broke down.
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Jul 28, 2021 14:55
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I have a car story: When I was a kid every friday we would all pile into the car and go to the drive-in theater, at the time it was just whatever and we would alternate between watching messing with each other in the car, looking back it was a really cool tradition. I think it gave my parents a bit of break too. Anyway we would always go get food afterward. This one time the neighbors had come with us and after the movie we went to one of those diner places where the wait staff actually comes out to the car to get the order. Like a Sonic I guess, but this was a local place (I don't think sonic existed at the time lol). My dad always got the ribs, so he orders the ribs, whatever, everything fine. This lady comes out with the biggest rack of ribs I have ever seen, I mean I don't even know how she was carrying it. She's struggling to get up to us and she just loving plops it on the car door. The car completely flips on its side, like loving 90 degree turn, our feet are just dangling out the bottom. The cat had dug its claws into me, everyone was panicked. Took a few hours for the tow-rex to arrive and get us flipped, luckily there was almost no damage (I mean it's all made of rock) so we drove home that night actually.
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Jul 28, 2021 14:57
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Ventral EggSac posted:I have a car story: Sounds like the times I would have with my wife where I would give her shopping cash, but she would take my whole wallet and then pod out of the vehicle to the mall or whatever it was at the time.
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Jul 28, 2021 15:05
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Atlas_Quinn posted:Story time. Atlas_Quinn posted:...I just want to make internet friends because I can't make any real life ones.
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Jul 28, 2021 15:16
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Op sounds like a lovely person irl. My mind can only be changed by OP getting video of them ripping a proper burnout. Sitters are acceptable only if we have 15 uninterrupted seconds of squealing smoking tires. 
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Jul 28, 2021 15:27
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The drawing is good and I lol'd at the van cat food story.
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Jul 28, 2021 15:32
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Op proven to be a flintstone I guess
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Jul 28, 2021 15:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:Op proven to be a flintstone I guess Isn't everyone here a neanderthal?
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Jul 28, 2021 16:17
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Saalkin posted:The drawing is good and I lol'd at the van cat food story. Does that mean we can be internet friends??
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Jul 28, 2021 16:18
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Atlas_Quinn posted:Does that mean we can be internet friends?? No.
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Jul 28, 2021 16:21
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Elmnt80 posted:Op sounds like a lovely person irl. My mind can only be changed by OP getting video of them ripping a proper burnout. Sitters are acceptable only if we have 15 uninterrupted seconds of squealing smoking tires. Or... Here me out. You can kiss the ever present and growing bacteria that subsists under my nuts... Oh gently caress, I didn't mean to let the internet know where your family lives. That's my bad bud.
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Jul 28, 2021 16:22
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why do you post so loving weird
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Jul 28, 2021 16:26
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Atlas_Quinn posted:Or... OP that's diaper rash. Consider taking a shower.
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Jul 28, 2021 16:26
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The OP and the won't poop at work dude should get together because they clearly are two peas in a horrible, horrible pod
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Jul 28, 2021 16:28
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gently caress SNEEP posted:why do you post so loving weird OP is bad at GBS, Sneep.
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Jul 28, 2021 16:31
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op do you poop at work or do you not out of some twisted moral conviction
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Jul 28, 2021 16:37
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low key sex master posted:The OP and the won't poop at work dude should get together because they clearly are two peas in a horrible, horrible pod Can we include the Amazon MMO made me upset ban me and maybe also Help my friends got scammed GBS buy them a car guy too?! In this horrible horrible pod.
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Jul 28, 2021 16:40
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poop at work is a real phobia. similar to pee pee in urinal next to large africana man. dont fault the guy for being shy (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 28, 2021 16:42
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I take it back. The op is a big wet fart
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Jul 28, 2021 16:44
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Check this poo poo out OP I'm playing Gran Turismo 4 on my PlayStation 2 while vaping bro it's pretty sweet
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Jul 28, 2021 16:51
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I'm listening to Gojira on Spotify
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Jul 28, 2021 16:53
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Say what you will about, OP. They aren't near as bad as poor Ricki. Way to be the way less weird new guy, OP.
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Jul 28, 2021 17:08
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DICKLORD BONE posted:Check this poo poo out OP I'm playing Gran Turismo 4 on my PlayStation 2 while vaping bro it's pretty sweet I spent a good chunk of a Saturday setting up an emulator to play GT4 again a few weekends ago. I congratulate you on living your best life.
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Jul 28, 2021 17:09
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Atlas_Quinn posted:Story time. I'd key your non-work car if you did this poo poo to me. Braver people would probably just beat the poo poo out of you after hours
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Jul 28, 2021 17:11
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Atlas_Quinn posted:I constantly believe I am smarter than everyone else, but consistently prove to everyone else that I am. Do you state you're an INTJ in your dating profiles
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Jul 28, 2021 17:19
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Elentor posted:Do you state you're an INTJ in your dating profiles ENFP
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DICKLORD BONE posted:Check this poo poo out OP I'm playing Gran Turismo 4 on my PlayStation 2 while vaping bro it's pretty sweet That's actually pretty badass. I used to sneak off and play this in a similar setup me and a friend made in the band rooms music library that only we had keys to because we were those kind of nerds.
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