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MOTN?
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PAINMAKER VS MDK 63 41.45%
ELIMINATION TAG 82 53.95%
ARCHER VS HIKULEO 2 1.32%
FTR VS PNP 5 3.29%
Total: 152 votes
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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I get why people think Hangman's chase for the title is over because of the stipulations for the 5v5 match but I have more than enough faith that they will book around it. This isn't WWE where Dark Order would be broken up the following week with no plan in sight and Hangman would be relegated to feuding with QT Marshall or whoever

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Strong Dana White energy


On a different note, the crowd was chanting something during Starks' promo that I couldn't quite make out

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

boxcarhobo posted:

all out is memorial day weekend this year
labor day weekend

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Hoping the suck-rear end Olympics don't cut into this week's number

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Jericho vs Ryback in a Mukbang Match

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
MJF: "For years Chris you claimed to anybody who would listen that you were the best in the world at what you do. Well I know of at least one person from your past who would take issue with that statement!"

Here comes the moneeeeeyyy

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Rarity posted:

I just caught up with thread and man, y'all are gonna be real mad when Christian gets the All Out title shot
hmmm yes we are

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shinjobi posted:

I love Christian and I feel a Kenny feud would feel really out of place currently. Especially while the Hardy feud is still very much chugging right along.
Yeah suddenly plugging in Christian to feud with Omega is WWE-rear end booking at its finest

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Gonna order Domino's tonight and take a pizza cutter to the delivery boy's forehead

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shard posted:

Good thread. This is my favorite wrestling storyline of all time. Mostly because I AM an anxious millennial cowboy

https://twitter.com/ZakGrim/status/1420834482198884354?s=19
https://twitter.com/ZakGrim/status/1420834544324915201
The question of "who knows how much longer we'll have live crowds this time around" has me concerned that we might end up rolling back to the small crowds at Daily's Place because of a handful of pieces of poo poo who still aren't taking the virus seriously enough to get vaccinated.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

graph posted:

not to veer but it's a lot more than a handful compadre
fair enough, compadre

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

blunt posted:

More worried about there not being a crowd for Full Gear than the crowd not being hot enough tbh.
Full Gear is in St. Louis and if there's anything I've learned about the state of Missouri in the past year or so it's that they don't give a poo poo about the virus

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Also lol at the babies ITT who claim they won't watch All Out now since we won't get Kenny/Hangman for the belt. You guys are full of poo poo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

i hope hangman loses for another 18 months
I hope they job him out on Elevation while Cody does Triple H's shovel dance

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eat My Fuc posted:

CM Punk is the stay puff marshmellow man
CM Puff

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I can't believe AEW is dying

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Deep Dish Deathmatch
Scottie Pippen Streetfight
Evil Unos™
Lightfoot On A Pole

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Gonna exclusively drink PBR from now on because I'm an AEW-incel

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Atomic Robo-Kid posted:

Sorry to get all edgelord but after that WWE really is for children.
You're not wrong my friend

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Excalibur: "What the hell is Windham Wyatt doing here!?!!?"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kirios posted:

Y'all love to be doom and gloom with AEW despite them never really disappointing with long term stories. Stop being so pessimistic and enjoy the ride. This ain't WWE anymore.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
PS Doc Gallows owns and I'm glad he makes everyone in here mad

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Penguin Patrol posted:

The Fiend is the father!
DENTAL PLAN

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm ready for Face Wardlow

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/SKWrestling_/status/1422099838057914371

Dunno how big this channel is but the Eurosport aspect is interesting.
Jinder MahalYuvraj Dhesi is All Elite

History Comes Inside! posted:

Jericho’s next labour will be convincing his wife that Biden is the president
lmao

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Cavauro posted:

what do you think JR would call kidd bandit. because he hates calling wrestlers juvenile names
x-pac

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Drakkel posted:

What's Mel doing in the Smackdown Zone???
Sitting in catering Maggle!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Everytime you guys mention Mel I think about the poster who was exiled from PSP

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

STAC Goat posted:

WWE is still wrestling.
yeah...about that (ff to 0:26)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzltiVDVb5M

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Just scored a floor seat to Rampage :hellyeah: in Pittsburgh lol

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Someone found this guys Twitter recently and he’s remarkably normal. He still likes WWE but he’s not one of the bad faith posters or anything like that.
I figured as much. It's just that him saying "don't get it twisted I'm not a wrestling fan I'm a WWE fan :smug:" really hammers home the point that they desperately want you to see them as anything but a wrestling organization.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The line about Julia was early 2000s PWG-bad and the one about Biles reeks of someone extremely ignorant of the dangers of a gymnast having the "twisties"

In conclusion: :gas:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

MassRafTer posted:

The entrance on the left feels like the most soulless PC product ever. And on the right she is actually happy.

https://twitter.com/WrestlingCovers/status/1422743993901854731
IIRC, she got squashed by Nyla in her AEW debut so she probably had that body language because she knew what was coming.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

explosivo posted:

Would you say this to Thunder Rosa's face? Y/N? If N, start over.
Oh man now I want to see Thunder Rosa squash Platinum Max

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Quantum of Phallus posted:

who's gonna turn up tonight to pop the number

i'm thinking undertakre mark calloway
it'll be papa shango

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:gas:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Cody doing another stretcher job would rule

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Quantum of Phallus posted:

recreate the Dark Order obliterating the Nightmare Family or w/e they're called except it's just Malakai Black doing spin kicks on them all for 30 mins
If Thea Trinidad didn't go crawling back to WWE she could've spin kicked Brandi :twisted:

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ganso Bomb posted:

What brand can they potentially alienate by having someone's head come off during picture in picture?
If Cody shoot-vomits after a spin kick during picture-in-picture I hope an Applebee's commercial is playing

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