Welcome fellow creatures this is the official forum for the Something Awful Dungeon that lies under the town. This is where we can discuss current going ons and whats happening with our personal lives. As you all know, There have been more clerics plumbing the depths recently and they are particular effective against undead minions so skeletons, zombies, ghosts, watch out. Kobolds... I need you to stop loving with my potion rack, i know we have to share this section of the underground mushroom forest but it is not Mountain Dew Code Red. Those are essence of Wretched and im tired of lugging your bodies to the morgue.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:04 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:45 |
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can we please do something about all these bones
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:11 |
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I want to be a zombie hungering for Daryl Only Daryl I'm very very lost
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:14 |
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Please recycle any old bones and bring them to my laboratory for reanimation.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:16 |
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can i be one of those haunted suits of armor that comes alive when adventurers haplessly walk past me
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:17 |
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If you have an issue with the bones please contact a admonsterator, I cannot do anything about it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:19 |
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Op, what version of Something Awful Dungeon is this? As an intellectual, I only play 3.5.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:22 |
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Am I a skeleton or a bone golem?!!? Somebody help
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:25 |
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*schlorps along a corridor absorbing the corpses of monsters and adventurers into my gelatinous body* *excretes a trail of undigested bones behind me*
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:32 |
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Do we... do we roll for initiative? something something rolling bones?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:33 |
I am a riddle master If you answer my riddle correctly, you get transported to a random part of the dungeon. If you fail to answer it correctly, you must gaze upon my naked flesh as I perform the dreaded helicopter whirl Do you dare walk my path, adventurer?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:38 |
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Anyone got some Star Trek videos on VHS? If you do you can escape the dungeon with your buttholes intact.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:42 |
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low key sex master posted:I am a riddle master gently caress yeah, hit me *spits directly onto ancient cobblestone floor*
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:42 |
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They don't pay me enough for this. *Cleans monster poop with a broom*
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:44 |
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If the gelatinous cubes didn't dress so slutty maybe we wouldn't have to deal with all these heavily armed sex tourists. Just sayin.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:44 |
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I've been tasked with guarding this empty corridor that leads nowhere and has nothing of interest in it Are you guys getting paid for this
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:46 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:can we please do something about all these bones Well if the stairs had some railings we could just safely walk out of the dungeons, but until then only our stuntmen can walk up and down the stairs. READ YOUR CONTRACTS EVERYONE.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:46 |
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The only thing remarkable about me is my double jointed nose. Yet I still have to live in the dungeon.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:46 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:can we please do something about all these bones YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:53 |
For the last time please bring all bones to the Ossuary on the 17th floor. There, Skeletrina the Bonemancer will make new skeletons and replace missing parts of old skeletons.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:55 |
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i walk up do the biggest monster here and suck his dick
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:55 |
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I mean, can a cube even consent?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:57 |
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As a Cloaker I would really REALLY like something to be done about the moth problems on floor six. I know they don't bother most of you but for me they're pretty much an existential crisis soo...
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 04:59 |
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close the portcullis you’re letting the stink out
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:00 |
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The last wizard I encountered was a huge perv and he cast a “dick hydra” spell on me. Now I have way too many dicks. Does anyone know a “only one dick please” spell?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:05 |
I heard the monsters in the D&D section of the dungeon are horrifying and that you should never go there. Anybody know about this? GBS monsters seem cool though.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:06 |
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I've started a side hustle repurposing adventurer gear. Hit me up if you want a table made of swords or a cursed shoe chair!
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:09 |
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I'm sexy and nude monster. I poo poo myself and it casts Cloudkill
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:10 |
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What's my CR?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:10 |
Athanatos posted:What's my CR? Mods are usually pretty high. What level of the dungeon are you boss on?
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:12 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm sexy and nude monster. I poo poo myself and it casts Cloudkill In the American version you are a sexy monster in a onesie that shits itself and casts Cloudkill.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:12 |
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I have a special rule that seems self-contradictory and that no one really understands, but a cool illustration
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:15 |
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Cubone posted:YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY yes actually my insurance provider has informed me that if i end up in the dungeon er one more time with bone related injuries they are going to have to drop my rear end. maybe we can get a bone shelf or utilize some of the hundreds of empty treasure chests i dont know im just spit balling here.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:30 |
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Ahh, a female adventurer! I cast Carry Printer! There is no effect.
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:43 |
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code:
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:51 |
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hey uh look I just got back from foraging the subdungeon for iridium and uh I mean all our problems seem kinda trivial compared to the plight of abysstites
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 05:55 |
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Kirk Vikernes posted:Op, what version of Something Awful Dungeon is this? As an intellectual, I only play 3.5. It's obv ver 69.420
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:07 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:hey uh look I just got back from foraging the subdungeon for iridium and uh I mean all our problems seem kinda trivial compared to the plight of abysstites I'm also a fan of abysstitties
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:13 |
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One in the Bum posted:It's obv ver 69.420 Now that the Weedlord Bonerhitler boss encounter is out, some of our older weed and boner-based monsters need to be updated to use similar mechanics. Alright, people, line up. Line up!
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:15 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:45 |
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Monster? I barely ate her!
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# ? Jul 30, 2021 06:36 |