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miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Would you like to join my Bible Buck club?

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Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Boulevard of Broken Bucks

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
and if you don't buck me now
you will never break me again
I can still buck you breaking
you will never break the buck (never break the buck)

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
These bucks were made for breaking, and that's just what they'll do

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm still badly confused how Tariq went from writing pick-up artist books to creating the concept of Buck Breaking.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

I'm still badly confused how Tariq went from writing pick-up artist books to creating the concept of Buck Breaking.

You surely meant "uncovering the hidden conspiracy behind the extremely real historical practice of Buck Breaking".

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Tariq Broke this Buck wide open

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

If you paint a slave in ornate detail it's Buck Baroqueing

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Retromancer posted:

If you paint a slave in ornate detail it's Buck Baroqueing

And if it’s especially ornamental it’s Buck Brococo

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little buck
That lives in a broke world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just broke
Like him inside and outside

Broke his house
With a broke little window
And a broke corvette
And everything is broke for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got a buck to break

I'm buck
Bre da king bre da king
Bre da king bre da king

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

etalian posted:

I'm still badly confused how Tariq went from writing pick-up artist books to creating the concept of Buck Breaking.

Pretty sure it'd be hard to find a PUA guru who hasn't gone on to aggressively pursue some similar level of brainworms fuelled by hatred and insecurity.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

"I wish I could quit you but you literally own me lol slavery owns"

-Brokebuck Mountain (2005)

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Looking for the link between bucks and ivermectin

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

gradenko_2000 posted:

Looking for the link between bucks and ivermectin

its a broken link

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

a little sign hanging from the dick of a slavemaster that says "the buck stops here"

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
hey now this is serious

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Don't break my buck, my achey breaky buck

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

unbreak my buuuuuuuuuck
say you'll break me agaaaaaaain

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


one step closer to the edge I'm a buck to break

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

OKAY I PULL UP
Buck up at the after party
You and all your friends you know they love to get broky
Sippin on that daqui, know you love the Bacardi
1842, I get turned into a crabby

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up buck the breaky

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

You wanted to
Grab a buck and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the break-up
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the buck upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In... My... Self-righteous breakicide
I... Cry... When slave owners deserve to die

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

miniscule12 posted:

I... Cry... When slave owners deserve to die
So, like, just non-stop waterworks 24/7?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I'm all out of Bucks, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right b-breaking for so long

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
The only buck I ever loved
Was born with roses in his eyes
But then they all broke him alive
One evening, 1865
With just his master at his side
And only weeks before the guns
Came down and rained on everyone
Now he's a dumbshit PUA
Typing his tweets all full of flames
On empty rings around the sun
All sing to say my dream has come

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Riddle me this ...

If Buck Breaking was a real thing, then why didn't it make into a Civilization game tech tree?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


etalian posted:

Riddle me this ...

If Buck Breaking was a real thing, then why didn't it make into a Civilization game tech tree?

because leonard nimoy has standards, get on his level

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

The prospect of turning a man into a crab strikes me as being most illogical.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
It's incarceration, not carcination

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009
Never snitch to the locals or the feds/
They trying to break buck so they dont have to break bread/
Cause Uncle Sam ain't the baker, he's the breaker/
We all getting punk'd with no Ashton Kutcher.

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

I broke the sheriff, but I did not break the deputy

miniscule12 has issued a correction as of 08:32 on Aug 27, 2021

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009
See? I can write you dumb raps/
Pay me and go buy some hubcaps/
Fake G's still talking bout broke bucks/
It ain't gonna happen like Tariq's comeback.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


it’s time to break bucks and chew bubble gum


and I’m all outta gum

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

the buck breaks with me but it's your fault

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/SeanMcCarthyCom/status/1433457730430414855

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/ATFdotgov/status/1433430053988143117?s=19

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Xi has decided that only Arnold movies can be broadcast

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Tariq NaXid

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

[Break my buck!]
Break my buck inside!
[I can't break buck!]
Break my buck inside!
[break me!]

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lmfao

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