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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

The Bloop posted:

Ankle Bearding

Aortal Collapse

Arby’s Mouth

Argyle Pattern Baldness

Armpit Homunculus

Autonomous Nipple Syndrome

Bad Humors

Scrotal Hexes

Bile Queefs

Latent Urethralism

Sudden Reems

Blocked Honey Fears

Aleutian Hind Spurts

Dream Logins

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Lost the taste for video games

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Girls want to date me now

Umm...
Jul 31, 2003

Touch me, turn me on.
Moderna

First shot felt fine until I went to sleep. Woke up every time I rolled onto my arm. Hurt like hell for a couple days.

Second shot had slight pain at the site for a couple hours, then no other side effects...


...that I'm aware of. :zombie:



My boyfriend on the second Moderna shot got the swollen, painful lymph node side-boob for a few days. (He wouldn't let me play with it :rolleyes:). He didn't realize it was a side effect so he freaked out and went to the hospital. He has auto-immune issues and gets sick pretty often. I never get sick.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

JnJ

None

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Sore arm from both Pfizer shots, maybe a little lethargy the day after I got the second one but nothing serious.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I got Moderna and my vision has flipped 180 degrees, it's manageable.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Real story moderna
Sore arm for three days
Sore everything for one day

That's it

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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1st phizer shot just made my arm sore. 2nd shot resulted in me having a sore arm and some mild flu like symptoms the day after. On the plus side everytime I get near a 5g tower I hear Bill gates repeating the phrase, "God is dead Satan lives."

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Wife started talking to me again after all these years. Dogs no longer run away in fear. Cats are still dicks to me, so I’m not sure how I feel about this “vaccine”

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I gained telekinesis after the second shot.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Automatic doors don’t open for me anymore

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

made my dick and balls gigantic

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Only had first Pfizer shot so far but I fainted twice within 20 minutes of getting it, then fainted again when I got home about 20 minutes later. Slept for like 2 hours and felt completely fine after.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Every time I fart a satellite dish comes out my rear end in a top hat OP.

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

Hell Yeah posted:

made my dick and balls gigantic

same, but even more so

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
uncontrollable constant orgasms for weeks

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
All I got was heaps of pussy :dukedog:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
The second shot angried up my blood for a spell.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
Biontech/Pfizer, a little pain after first shot. Evening after the second one I had a slight headache, weird feeling of pressure behind the eyes, burning eyes, maybe a little fever and dizziness. That went away overnight but came back the next evening. Nothing after that.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
I toot out of my peehole

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Really didn't notice anything with the first shot.

Second shot made me very drowsy for about eighteen hours starting the morning after the shot.

Moderna was my drug of choice.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jailbrekr posted:

I toot out of my peehole

Wow!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chief McHeath posted:

I got Moderna and my vision has flipped 180 degrees, it's manageable.

My Y-axis flipped

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Popeye arms.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Popeye legs

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
got pfizer both times and the worst thing that happened was the feeling of shame knowing I gave in to the state and surrendered my sovereignty because the dumbocrats say I cant go to cracker barrel without it or one of those commie masks

the call of the cracker barrel is too strong, friends

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
We were all lucky, this guy had side effects before he even got the shot.

Infinitum posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6989808556774018310

Also 100% old mate deserves a medal for getting it done regardless.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Knormal posted:

Popeye arms.

The Bloop posted:

Popeye legs

Olive Oyl neck

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Olive Oyl neck

Olive Oyl Dick

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

https://i.imgur.com/ImpoA2y.gifv

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I got a slight fever for a day and that was it, u bitch

This.

Literally felt like I had a cold for 12 hours. Slept, woke up fine. No problems in five months since.

I hear Covid rots the brain and makes dicks not work. Have a good time!

pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Jul 30, 2021

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

My balls got flat and grew in circumference so everytime I walk it sounds like muffled cymbals (muffled cause I'm wearing pants)

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

All three of my nipples have been hard since my second shot on April 7th. That's almost four months of extreme THO and it's taking a toll on my shirts.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Ankle Bearding

Aortal Collapse

Arby’s Mouth

Argyle Pattern Baldness

Armpit Homunculus

Autonomous Nipple Syndrome

Bad Humors

i appreciate the order.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Robin Williams posted:

Scrotal Hexes

Bile Queefs

Latent Urethralism

Sudden Reems

Blocked Honey Fears

Aleutian Hind Spurts

Dream Logins

i do not appreciate this order.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
The first Moderna I had, wasn't anything. I slept a lot, but that's kind of normal.

The second one kicked my rear end, and I slept like an entire weekend, and I couldn't move due to muscle soreness in my entire body.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Moderna #1: sore arm at the injection site for a couple of days and achy joints for 24 hours. I also fell asleep the following day for six hours, something I’m not prone to do.

Moderna #2: fever with extreme chills and fatigue along with a sore arm again for a couple of days. I was bed-ridden most of the day after until I woke up drenched in sweat, then I was fine.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Moderna: Sore arm, mild flu like symptoms after the second shot. And an uncontrollable urge to suck dick and eat rear end.

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Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
I got the Moderna and was fully bedridden/incapable of doing jack poo poo or raising my arm after the second one, ran a fever, felt like death, immediately got better with zero extra effects about a day and a half later and was back to work :shrug:

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