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Pfizer. First shot: mildly sore arm Second shot: sorer arm, major lethargy, having to return to work
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Jul 31, 2021 17:01
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I had Astra Zeneca and on the first one I had a sore arm and short fever in the evening. On my second one I had no side effects at all
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Jul 31, 2021 17:06
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For real, Pfizer, zero side effects of any kind. What are you waiting for? Go loving get it! Yes, I’m speaking directly to you!
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Jul 31, 2021 17:14
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The Bloop posted:Ankle Bearding
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Jul 31, 2021 17:34
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Pfizer 1st shot no real side effects but sore arm. 2nd shot mostly the same but my head felt fatter and I felt spaced out and dopey. Slept a bunch. Mild diraheha. Overall, a deep sense of relief and increased disgust with our population of trump-poisoned dumbshits and their childish selfish excuses for not getting their loving shots.
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Jul 31, 2021 17:39
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Wow, sounds like you want to "otherize" the unvaccinated. What's next they have to wear special markings when out in public so you know to avoid them?
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Jul 31, 2021 18:37
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Outpost22 posted:Wow, sounds like you want to "otherize" the unvaccinated. What's next they have to wear special markings when out in public so you know to avoid them? Sounds like a good start. We need to set up death camps for them. We won’t need any Zyklon-B though, the virus will just do what it was meant to do. (kill dumbasses)
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Jul 31, 2021 18:43
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Pfizer, a couple days of cough/feel yucky. No diarrhea, but I did fart for a week straight after each one. Covid-19 makes me lactose intolerant while I have it.
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Jul 31, 2021 18:44
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scabiosis of the egg bag
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Jul 31, 2021 19:31
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I had considerable pain at the site of injection for several days after for both shots. For shot 2 I felt all right the day of the shot until after I'd gone to bed at 7:30 (usual time) and slept for 4-5 hours. Then I woke up roasting and dripping with sweat. After a little while I had an episode of vomiting, which dialled back to general nausea after I'd been moving an hour or so. Was able to take a small amount of food at breakfast that Sunday morning, then spent the day rinsing off in a cold shower whenever the sweat covering my body and drenching my nightclothes became unbearable. Otherwise I lay in bed with my cats and made groaning noises sometimes. The girls were happy for the company.  The next day, Monday, I woke for my work alarm and I was very cold and my head was too painful to risk driving 20 miles to work in the dark. I called out and went back to sleep until 11. When I woke up the pain was gone and I felt well again, though a bit run down. That was Moderna 2. Moderna 1 was just a painful and welted arm, plus a little fever for a day. It was weird. E: Also, there was a strong zinging or burning feeling on the, like, underside of my entire skin that was very unpleasant and did a lot to keep me immobile on that Sunday, which was the 2nd of May. Me again. fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Aug 1, 2021 |
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Aug 1, 2021 19:41
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I started lactating. It was cool for awhile because there’s some funny bits you can do, like if a coworker asks you to pass them the creamer or whatever. But 5 months in it’s getting pretty old.
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Aug 1, 2021 20:23
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First pfizer shot: Sore arm Ringing in my ears for two days Head cold type symptoms for 24 hours Week and half later, odd off and on minor chest pains for a week, then they went away Second pfizer shot: Sore arm Random hot flashes Ringing in my ears for 4 days Tired and lethargic for a day 2 days later minor (but much more frequent) chest pains, this time on the other side for about 5 days and went away about a day ago Also noticed major constipation for 2 days after each shot and about 3-4 days of acid reflux and medium level abdominal bloating Currently not considering ever getting a booster shot with this stuff, unless it’s maybe a year later and they ever convince me to do this again.
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Aug 1, 2021 20:27
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Moderna 1, nothing. Second shot, arm got sore as the day went on. Next day I felt a general sense of unease, which throughout the day changed to nausea, chills, all over body fatigue, and then dissipated to nothing at all in the evening. Weird day. Wonder how the booster will go.
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Aug 1, 2021 20:37
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my eyeballs now orbit me docecahedron hands late-onset SIDS
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Aug 1, 2021 20:41
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First shot, nothing. My second pfizer shot is tomorrow. I DID get COVID but I just cruised through the whole thing asymptomatic so hopefully that's a signifier of how my superior genetics handle this poo poo and how the aftermath of shot 2 will go.
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Aug 1, 2021 20:54
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Grew a second dick. Can now DP without a second dude.
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Aug 1, 2021 20:57
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cheeswhiz posted:Grew a second dick. Can now DP without a second dude. Same but also won a state lottery.
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Aug 1, 2021 21:37
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cheeswhiz posted:Grew a second dick. Can now DP without a second dude. Same but they’re opposable. Incredibly handy.
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Aug 1, 2021 23:24
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cheeswhiz posted:Grew a second dick. Can now DP without a second dude.
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Aug 1, 2021 23:55
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numberoneposter posted:kinda jealous but i grew some nice D cups so im ok with that too I think we can blame that one on sitting around inside for a year
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Aug 2, 2021 00:20
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Moderna First shot: Sore arm about 6 hours after injection, lost appetite, next day headache, malaise, extreme sound sensitivity for a couple days, took like 5 days to feel more normal again. Second shot: Arm about the same, appetite less impacted, headache, fever, malaise, but no sound sensitivity increase. Again, took like 5 days to feel normal again. I'll gladly get a third shot, particularly of a different vaccine in order to maximize protection.
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Aug 2, 2021 00:31
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Got Pfizer. The worst of it was the day after the first injection when I had some tiredness and a headache and just went to bed early it was fine in the morning. Some muscle soreness too but no more than after a workout. Second dose was the same deal but even more minor. Also the injection doesn't hurt. I get vaccinations fairly often since my job sends me overseas and I always forget how much it doesn't hurt.
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Aug 2, 2021 00:43
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I got Pfizer. The first shot left me with a sore arm that lasted about a day or so. The second shot had me feeling generally crappy the next day, with a mild fever and aches. It took another day after that before I felt completely recovered.
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Aug 2, 2021 00:44
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i thought it was really weird that the doctor heated up the vaccine in a metal spoon before administering it
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Aug 2, 2021 00:46
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I have bad both Pfizer jabs. No side effects at all. YAY me.
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Aug 2, 2021 00:51
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Pfizer Shot 1 - sorest arm Shot 2 - sorester arm 2: the sorening, day-long fatigue
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Aug 2, 2021 00:54
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numberoneposter posted:i thought it was really weird that the doctor heated up the vaccine in a metal spoon before administering it As long as he also tied off your arm with a piece of dirty surgical tubing, you’re good.
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Aug 2, 2021 11:59
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I died, actually. Pfizer killed me but left my soul tethered to this rotting corpse, animated by my will alone. One day I'll be too decrepit and broken to move anymore. At this time, remove my skull and burn the rest of my body. Build a cairn for my skull and place it atop, looking west, that I may ever watch the sun and moon setting over the western hills, making the sky blaze with the same hatred I feel for creation. I long for the day the sun swallows this planet and burns it away to nothing.
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Aug 2, 2021 12:05
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I wanted to follow up with my month-long THO (including my third nipple) after vaccinations. Yesterday, I headed to the restroom for a large transaction. I sat down, opened the forums and tried relaxing when I felt something warm under my shirt. Lo and behold, I've begun making GBS threads from my nipples.
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Aug 2, 2021 19:43
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zits up my rear end, op
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Aug 2, 2021 20:07
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10 days after 2nd Pfizer, and I've developed symptoms indistinguishable from Covid - feel like tepid dog poo poo. Live in region with zero cases, but will get tested just in case.
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Aug 2, 2021 22:19
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1st Moderna, just a sore arm, unfortunately the side I sleep on so I didnt sleep great. But that was really it for first shot. I didnt even feel the shot itself, and I have zero pain tolerance (annoyingly). 2nd Moderna, basically a flu/cold or whatever the proper term is. Lethargy, nausea, mild vomiting (once or twice), diarrhea, fever, headache. Was completely out from work the next day, then work from my bed the rest of the week. Glad I got it, still, because my body doesn't do illness well, and I probably would die from actual COVID, knowing my luck. I was already gay as hell.
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Aug 3, 2021 02:48
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I died, actually. 
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Aug 3, 2021 03:16
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Baron Zephyrus posted:1st Moderna, just a sore arm, unfortunately the side I sleep on so I didnt sleep great. But that was really it for first shot. I didnt even feel the shot itself, and I have zero pain tolerance (annoyingly). I actually had the forethought to avoid this, and got the shot in my dominant arm since I sleep on my non-dominant side. I highly recommend anyone getting vaccinated (for pretty much anything) to weigh the pros and cons of which arm they get the injection in.
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Aug 3, 2021 07:31
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Pfizer: 1st shot only so far. I'm still waiting on my 3rd penis to come in. Maybe after the 2nd shot..
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Aug 3, 2021 08:22
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i'm gay
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Aug 7, 2021 22:47
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Phew at least we know these devil nanobots from mars won't turn you straight
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Aug 7, 2021 22:52
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Edemas on my goiter, fractal-like
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Aug 7, 2021 22:54
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6 month follow up (Moderna): Slowly turning into an expanding web of wicker inside my home.
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Aug 7, 2021 23:00
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update the zit up my rear end burst while i was doing a hangover poo poo.
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