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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > 12 Months of BYOB Pride: AuLust. The gentle tug upon thine heart. To fuck.
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cruft

Mormon Nailer posted:

The only time I've ever been offered communion, I was a kid and at a funeral and I said "oh no thanks, I'm not a cannibal" and anyway nobody's invited me to a Catholic funeral since then.

I didn't understand that transubstantiation was not actually cannibalism.

Maybe I'm unclear but I thought that was precisely what it implied.

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Randy Travesty

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cruft posted:

Maybe I'm unclear but I thought that was precisely what it implied.

Okay that's what I thought!!! But apparently it's not exactly like that? But like, it is?

I don't get it

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cruft

cruft posted:

Maybe I'm unclear but I thought that was precisely what it implied.

In fact, my introduction to this whole concept was through a sci-fi short story where this ship's crew dies, but some aliens suspend their consciousness in order to give them a peaceful and respectful death. From their studying their culture, the determine the best way to put them at ease is to have Jesus manifest in the ship and begin eating all the crew.

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cruft

Mormon Nailer posted:

Okay that's what I thought!!! But apparently it's not exactly like that? But like, it is?

I don't get it

Yeah, I think you 100% get it. Now ask me about the trinity.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

Yeah, I think you 100% get it. Now ask me about the trinity.

Look I was raised by an old ways muscogee creek family on one side and Russians who were serial cult joiners, I do not get this but tell me

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cruft

Mormon Nailer posted:

Look I was raised by an old ways muscogee creek family on one side and Russians who were serial cult joiners, I do not get this but tell me

The trinity is like Tom Bombadil. It's a lot easier if you just accept it and don't ask too many questions.

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cruft

cruft posted:

The trinity is like Tom Bombadil. It's a lot easier if you just accept it and don't ask too many questions.

If you're interested in history, you might find it illuminating to read up about the Council of Nicaea.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

If you're interested in history, you might find it illuminating to read up about the Council of Nicaea.

Oh I know lots about them, that's them fuckers who went "well, we need a cohesive text so instead of like, leaving in the cool weird parts were just going to leave in the ones that make everyone sad and subservient and self hating, haha" and then they had a SECOND council because it wasn't enough self hating!!!

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cruft

 So.

Butts.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 I touched a butt recently

It is a thicc butt

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biosterous
did someone say butts

gotta say i'm firmly in the pro-butts camp



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 I feel like if someone is anti butts they might need to go to BYOB Re-Education Camp.

It's like summer camp but you get your own room and nobody bullies you and the bugs don't bite and you can take all the pudding cups you want and there's plenty of cool craft stuff to go around.

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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Mormon Nailer posted:

I feel like if someone is anti butts they might need to go to BYOB Re-Education Camp.

It's like summer camp but you get your own room and nobody bullies you and the bugs don't bite and you can take all the pudding cups you want and there's plenty of cool craft stuff to go around.

but the walls, the walls are covered in butts of all shapes, sizes, and colors. Just a plethora of posteriors as far as the eye can see.



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
What's the point of summer camp if you get your own room?

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Bright Bart posted:

What's the point of summer camp if you get your own room?

It's BYOB summer camp buddy, we respect each other's privacy unlike regular summer camp

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




 Be the BYOB summer camp you wish to see in the world, loves.


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cruft

 There's a dedicated cabin for panty raids. Nobody sleeps there, it's just always stocked with panties.

When you're done, be sure to put any raided panties in the panty return box by the main office.

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




 Do NOT re-shelve the panties yourself! The Panty-Decimel System is not to be disrupted!


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
*giggling and winking 1928 style while unloading expensive gamer mice and chairs*
I heard this was the dedicated cabin for pansies who raid





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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

How Wonderful! posted:

*giggling and winking 1928 style while unloading expensive gamer mice and chairs*
I heard this was the dedicated cabin for pansies who raid

No you want the cabin the next lake over






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.
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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Ok see ya there





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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
What is that line from American Beauty where the kid in the toque and holding a camera to a balloon floating in the breeze explains why he's such a weirdo and it's that life is beautiful but then sometimes it's so beautiful it's hard to take?

Feel like I need to take a sedative because my heart is racing with all the gorgeous counsellors in short shorts, guys and gals and all else alike, here at Camp BYOB Butts.

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
What's next month's thread going to be? I'd suggest Septemper but we already had wrath. Septorpor? Octorpor has a better ring to it imo and my birthday is then and I will want to snooze.





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Snacktember for Gluttony?
Suptermbia?





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Papa Was A Video Toaster

How Wonderful! posted:

Snacktember for Gluttony?
Suptermbia?

i like Snacktember. also a good bookend for Aulust since ya'll snacks

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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
SLEPTember






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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

TVsVeryOwn posted:

i like Snacktember. also a good bookend for Aulust since ya'll snacks

whaa!!!





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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


 Sorry queen rarity, but I have to throw my vote for snacktember

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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Zil posted:

Sorry queen rarity, but I have to throw my vote for snacktember

I'll allow it but only cause you called me queen






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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Shacktember because we gotta start thinking about nice and cozy places to hunker down for the winter.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 SNACKTEMBER.

SIX, what say you?

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Wait. WAIT.

Y'ALL.
SLOTH.

SLACKTEMBER!!!!!!

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 June: Pride
July: Wrath
August: Lust
September: gluttony or sloth?
October: Envy?
November: Greed?
what I'm getting at is we got too many months and not enough sins

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Randy Travesty

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TVsVeryOwn posted:

June: Pride
July: Wrath
August: Lust
September: gluttony or sloth?
October: Envy?
November: Greed?
what I'm getting at is we got too many months and not enough sins

I can make some up trust me

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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
I'm a sin all on my own so go with Febrarity






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cruft

Rarity posted:

I'm a sin all on my own so go with Febrarity

LOL :hmmyes:

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

TVsVeryOwn posted:

June: Pride
July: Wrath
August: Lust
September: gluttony or sloth?
October: Envy?
November: Greed?
what I'm getting at is we got too many months and not enough sins

How Wonderful! posted:

If we fold back in Acedia and Vanagloria we only need to invent three new deadly sins. Coupons and Deals are another easy two. Finally, Lurking. The twelve deadly sins.





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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


 Lurktober



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome
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cruft

Zil posted:

Lurktober

Postember :colbert:

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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
What are Acedia and Vanagloria? These are whole new sins I'm missing out on committing!






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