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Rarity posted:SLEPTember cuz its kind of a bullshit month that i hope to sleep through
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:cuz its kind of a bullshit month that i hope to sleep through don't worry I'll wake you up when it ends
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Aug 25, 2021 00:34
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Wake me up when Sleptember ends
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Aug 25, 2021 00:41
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drat that wasn't even two people at the same time, that's just me failing to read. Catch me in Lurktober hiding beneath a damp stone
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throwing in a belated vote for SLOTHtember because it's when my birthday is and seems appropriate |
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Aug 25, 2021 03:16
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Stoner Sloth posted:throwing in a belated vote for SLOTHtember because it's when my birthday is and seems appropriate Hi five fellow September baby
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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im pansexual im a lesbian im the combination pan-lesbian im queer im trans im the combination pan-sexual queer trans woman your parents warned you about in before someone ask how u can be both lesbian and pansexual: identies are wrapped in culture and individualised and the answer is that calling myself one or the other doesn't feel right and also i feel more connected to lesbian culture than pansexual culture alexandriao fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 25, 2021 |
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Aug 25, 2021 03:22
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All I know is that bisexuals love to finger-gun people as a meme and I think that's rad as all balls. e: Omni where you at? Who reps your set on this here block meet? |
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Aug 25, 2021 03:41
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I mean yes, it's like sitting in a chair or the standard issue haircuts. |
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Aug 25, 2021 03:43
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Mormon Nailer posted:I mean yes, it's like sitting in a chair or the standard issue haircuts. I never served but I'm told if you're an officer or in special forces you get to choose your own haircut even if it's a bit out there. Not sure what the sexuality equivalent of the Green Berets would be though. |
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Aug 25, 2021 03:47
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Bright Bart posted:I never served but I'm told if you're an officer or in special forces you get to choose your own haircut even if it's a bit out there. Not sure what the sexuality equivalent of the Green Berets would be though. No basically you just Know The hair can be a dead giveaway |
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Aug 25, 2021 03:58
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my weird sitting and finger guns should've clued me in before i finally realized that Some Dudes Are Really Hot To Me
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more falafel please posted:don't worry I'll wake you up when it ends I walk right into the lowest branches jfc
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Aug 25, 2021 14:04
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closing on my house tomorrow and looking forward to touching a butt in the new bedroom while it still feels like someone else's space and secret |
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Aug 25, 2021 14:36
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Does the butt come with the house or are you adding the butt |
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Aug 25, 2021 14:59
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everyone in my family comes pre-butted but only one of these butts i intend to touch in this manner |
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Aug 25, 2021 15:02
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"You're going to want to move on this property cause there's very high demand. As you can see there's huge floor space, the views are to die for, it comes with all your top of the range modern fixtures and if you look to your left you'll find the extensive butt collection"
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Aug 25, 2021 15:03
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Mormon Nailer posted:Clearly Canadian is on hold, I may be going to Oklahoma. Send good vibes, please, I'm begging you. This is bad. sending the best vibes 
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Aug 25, 2021 15:04
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true story this is the song i made up to sing to boy-pepper as i changed his diaper and wiped his butt clean this is not in the spirit of this thread but it's in my head now HEEeeeey who's got a butt? Baby butt Who's got a butt? It's you You got a butt Baby butt You got a butt It's true I got a butt You got a butt We've all had a baby butt |
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Aug 25, 2021 15:06
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Mormon Nailer posted:I didn't understand that transubstantiation was not actually cannibalism. this being a matter of serious religious debate I can only say your inclination was arguably justified
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Bo-Pepper posted:true story this is the song i made up to sing to boy-pepper as i changed his diaper and wiped his butt clean this is not in the spirit of this thread but it's in my head now Perhaps you would enjoy the poopy song, sung to the tune of "the penis song", which I don't actually know what folk tune has this melody originally. I had a little baby She liked to poop a lot And when it came out of her butt The temperature was hot She liked to poop her diapers The smell was never strong And when she pooped them really good Her dad would sing a song [chorus] Poopy Poopy Poopy Poopy all day long Poopy Poopy Poopy This is the Poopy song This little baby pooper She liked to bounce and dance And when you least expected it She’d up and poop her pants She’d poopy in the morning She’d poopy in the night If she went long between her poops You knew things weren’t right [chorus] Her poop was many colors Like yellow, brown, and green Sometimes she made so much of it It made you want to scream She always pooped for pleasure She never pooped for spite If poop were good and evil, then She’d poop for what was right [chorus] |
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Aug 25, 2021 18:09
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Manifisto posted:this being a matter of serious religious debate I can only say your inclination was arguably justified If you're catholic, it's cannibalism. But if you're protestant, it's just a cracker. |
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Aug 25, 2021 18:11
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I thought protestants thought it represented the bread and wine at the last supper? And only Catholics do transubstantiation but apparently other Orthodox sects do to different degrees? I'll stick with ancestor worship and the Tuatha de Danann. It just seems easier. |
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Aug 25, 2021 18:13
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Mormon Nailer posted:I'll stick with ancestor worship and the Tuatha de Danann. It just seems easier. Okay, but -- and this is important -- are there crackers? |
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Aug 25, 2021 18:15
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Mormon Nailer posted:Tuatha de Danann I learn about such amazing things in BYOB
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Aug 25, 2021 18:16
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Mormon Nailer posted:I thought protestants thought it represented the bread and wine at the last supper? All joking aside, this is the critical difference. Protestants who do communion think exactly this. Catholcs are supposed to believe that the cracker and wine are the actual flesh and blood of Christ. Like, not a cracker and wine anymore, but actual flesh and blood. Transubstantiation is the process of converting the cracker and wine into flesh and blood. This is why it was national news 10+ years ago when some college girl put the cracker in her pocket for later. |
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Aug 25, 2021 18:17
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Mormon Nailer posted:I thought protestants thought it represented the bread and wine at the last supper? And only Catholics do transubstantiation but apparently other Orthodox sects do to different degrees? OK so I gotta know how much of the Elora danan character on Res dogs is based on baby Hamjobs? The scene where everyone is high as gently caress and puking and she's just chillin comes to mind Gramps fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Aug 25, 2021 |
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Aug 25, 2021 18:38
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I was raised both catholic and protestant, so I'm at most only 50% cannibal (autocorrect originally wanted to say vaginal) |
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Aug 25, 2021 19:16
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cruft posted:All joking aside, this is the critical difference. Protestants who do communion think exactly this. Catholcs are supposed to believe that the cracker and wine are the actual flesh and blood of Christ. Like, not a cracker and wine anymore, but actual flesh and blood. Transubstantiation is the process of converting the cracker and wine into flesh and blood. not to be confused with consubstantiation, which holds that it is simultaneously cracker and flesh. it takes a very particular mental outlook to be a dogmatic christian and yet sort of sweep under the rug the many, many doctrinal schisms within the faith.
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Aug 25, 2021 19:50
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I would to be transubstantiated to weed. |
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Aug 25, 2021 20:06
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*says a prayer over a box of ritz to turn them into the buttocks of a particularly attractive celebrity* NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EATING rear end AMEN |
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Aug 25, 2021 20:48
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Bo-Pepper posted:*says a prayer over a box of ritz to turn them into the buttocks of a particularly attractive celebrity* 
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Aug 25, 2021 21:26
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Ever beginning, ever onward, never ending. I will not entertain The Void. We've no common ground to meet at.
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Aug 26, 2021 14:37
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The call of the lonesome train was ringing out and I told it to heck the freak off!!!!! |
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Aug 26, 2021 15:12
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Clearly Canadian has been acquired. Just waiting for it to chill
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Aug 27, 2021 01:22
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Zil posted:Clearly Canadian has been acquired. Just waiting for it to chill Please report 
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Aug 27, 2021 01:35
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Mormon Nailer posted:Please report It is still good. Loved the hell out of the blackberry one. Like drinking memories. |
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Aug 27, 2021 04:42
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Zil posted:It is still good. Loved the hell out of the blackberry one. Like drinking memories. It's basically the best thing to happen to my mouth all week |
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Aug 27, 2021 04:45
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Mormon Nailer posted:It's basically the best thing to happen to my mouth all week Which flavor did you try? Mine used to be blackberry, but the peach one blew me away.
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Zil posted:Which flavor did you try? Mine used to be blackberry, but the peach one blew me away. Blackberry. It's the only true way. Blackberry is my favorite thing in the world, and then lemon anything, and so. You know. I'm high, I'm doing gay poo poo, and I'm drinking Clearly Canadian. |
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