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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

goatface posted:

Just a bit of tape for the uncut.

The ancient Greeks used a string.

Anyway, does anyone know anything about plastic surgery? I've always wanted to get nipples attached to my butt, is it possible?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Big Beef City posted:

Roseanne, Golden Girls, Keeping Up Appearances

Simpsons, $25000 pyramid, the list goes on really.. :mamacita:

Apple Craft
Mar 8, 2012
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What about dick root?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

low key sex master posted:

Trump beat off to this pic 💯

No that was this one

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

to defend the tv censors we have to find a weak spot and attack it. a chink in their armor so tto speak

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Friends is a cavalcade of women nipping through shirts. It was cold on the set I think.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
I have big nips and I hate it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

I have big nips and I hate it.

Thank you for your service

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Nips are cool, but are they good?


IMO yes.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
:sonia:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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mobby_6kl posted:

No that was this one



Liberals. :jerkbag:

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

they should show the nipples but not the breasts

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

all images of nipples are now illegal to make sure that purity is ensured I will inspect your intimate pictures you must send me all your explicit sexual pictures which may contain nipples and I will judge to ensure they are legal this is by Mandate Court #1 Order as seen in the News by Presidant Biden thank you.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

for only 40$ USD Monthly I will ensure all each sexual nudity nipple picture passes purity laws please send all requests to me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Big Beef City posted:

all images of nipples are now illegal to make sure that purity is ensured I will inspect your intimate pictures you must send me all your explicit sexual pictures which may contain nipples and I will judge to ensure they are legal this is by Mandate Court #1 Order as seen in the News by Presidant Biden thank you.

i've sent them all to you as requested

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Bad Purchase posted:

This is disgusting and very very disrespectful.



I mean to be fair to deornilt trivmamp that is pretty goddamn disgusting

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Big Beef City posted:

all images of nipples are now illegal to make sure that purity is ensured I will inspect your intimate pictures you must send me all your explicit sexual pictures which may contain nipples and I will judge to ensure they are legal this is by Mandate Court #1 Order as seen in the News by Presidant Biden thank you.

I have literally been sending you nip pics every day and you always swipe left. :catbert:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

listen everyone wants to free the nipple and im all about equality but i say put a drat shirt on!!

men and women!!!

besleeved yourself strumpet!!!!!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What if the shirt is transparent?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

goatface posted:

What if the shirt is transparent?
ten years hard labor

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




numberoneposter posted:

listen everyone wants to free the nipple and im all about equality but i say put a drat shirt on!!

men and women!!!

besleeved yourself strumpet!!!!!

:hai:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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numberoneposter posted:

listen everyone wants to free the nipple and im all about equality but i say put a drat shirt on!!

men and women!!!

besleeved yourself strumpet!!!!!

Yeah put a shirt on, but cut out the nipple holes. :haibrow:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What about a shirt that is printed to look like a naked torso?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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A tuxedo tshirt but with nipple holes. :mario:

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
What if the nipples are ugly?

I propose some kind of board of inspectors to judge whether each female body is allowed on TV

Some kind of Female Body Inspectors or FBI

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I want my
I want my
I want nips on TV

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

but with nipple holes. :mario:

Certain 70s scifi/fantasy had poo poo figured OUT.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Certain 70s scifi/fantasy had poo poo figured OUT.

Dragnet with NIPS. Mannix with NIPS. A Dog Day Afternoon but Pacino is lured out of the bank super early on with sultry, hard, lubed up NIPS. :mario:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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low key sex master posted:

I want my
I want my
I want nips on TV

Call up and tell them you want some nips on that poo poo. :phone: :hmmyes:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Manimal, with nips.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The only people getting naked in public are people without a sense of shame and the lack of shame usually means they let their bodies go to poo poo because they don't care about how they look.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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A horror flick about a pizza shop that uses nips instead of pepperonis. :aaaaa:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Call up and tell them you want some nips on that poo poo. :phone: :hmmyes:

*to the tune of a 90's hip hop song*
"I got niiiips on it"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Big Beef City posted:

*to the tune of a 90's hip hop song*
"I got niiiips on it"

Fella let’s go half on a saaaaaack!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

A horror flick about a pizza shop that uses nips instead of pepperonis. :aaaaa:

Big Pepperoni, Big Life.

I'll start on the screenplay

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Do you think he can recharge other droids from his giant nipple?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Big Pepperoni, Big Life.

I'll start on the screenplay

Keep in mind it’s an erotic thriller and not one of these cheeky teenage romps. Old man Moot Sarelli is SERIOUS about his human nipple farm and HE ONLY SELECTS THE SHINIEST, HIGHEST QUALITY NIPS. Oh poo poo the nipple farm isn’t supposed to be revealed until the end of the film poo poo. :shrug:

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

goatface posted:

Do you think he can recharge other droids from his giant nipple?

droids love to interface with the nipple

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Violence in movies and nips on TV

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