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I remember in the HBO Series Rome when I wanna say Cleopatra was presented with a man who was wearing noting except a tiny rope wrapped around his penis We should see more of that
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I would subscribe to the nipple network if the price were reasonable
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Aug 2, 2021 15:10
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I wish my nips were on tv
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Aug 2, 2021 16:12
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Big Beef City posted:I wish my nips were on tv Lots of us do, it’s ok. 
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Aug 2, 2021 18:15
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Send them to a TV news reporter.
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Aug 2, 2021 18:21
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This guy got his nips out on TV
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Wifi Toilet posted:This guy got his nips out on TV Lol I was coming here to post that It was loving amazing, then hilarious
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Aug 3, 2021 05:00
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Here are some nips for the OP 
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Ventral EggSac posted:I remember in the HBO Series Rome when I wanna say Cleopatra was presented with a man who was wearing noting except a tiny rope wrapped around his penis Nah, that was a gift from Augustus's mom to Servillia I think. And it was like a whole gold chain set up. And his cock was absolutely massive
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I actually, seriously, have inverted nipples. I've had them since birth and since it was something I inherited from my dad I really didn't think much about them. It wasn't until I got classmates staring at me in changing rooms that I realised how rare it was. I've never thought about getting them 'fixed' because what would be the point? Unless something very strange happens to me in the future it's not like I'm ever going to breastfeed anyone.
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Aug 3, 2021 06:35
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Down with this sort of thing.
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Valko posted:I actually, seriously, have inverted nipples. I've had them since birth and since it was something I inherited from my dad I really didn't think much about them. It wasn't until I got classmates staring at me in changing rooms that I realised how rare it was. Congratulations! You're more aerodynamic than everyone else. https://aip.scitation.org/doi/10.1063/1.5141572
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Every time I see a woman's anatomy on television I fall into a dark rage and call up the FCC screaming at them to get it off my television. Also when I see a woman breast feeding I absolutely melt down and make a huge loving public spectacle of it.
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Aug 3, 2021 07:19
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Chief McHeath posted:I don't even have nipples. 
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Aug 3, 2021 08:30
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Finally AI and machine learning has reached a point where it's ready for Nipflix. A streaming service that digitally inserts realistic nipples on-the-fly onto all visible humans in a scene. Facial recognition is used to ensure the randomised nipples are consistent for the same actors across multiple scenes and even multiple movies and television shows. I'm looking for $100,000 investment for 10% of my company, thank you Dragons.
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Ventral EggSac posted:I remember in the HBO Series Rome when I wanna say Cleopatra was presented with a man who was wearing noting except a tiny rope wrapped around his penis Dude if you want some serious man eye-candy you gotta check out Spartacus. It's got both but is notable for the amount of male nudity since it's sadly not a super frequent thing.
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numberoneposter posted:listen everyone wants to free the nipple and im all about equality but i say put a drat shirt on!! My dang shirt ain't got no sleeves! It's made of nips though.
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Valko posted:I actually, seriously, have inverted nipples. I've had them since birth and since it was something I inherited from my dad I really didn't think much about them. It wasn't until I got classmates staring at me in changing rooms that I realised how rare it was. https://i.imgur.com/AJDDjgy.gifv
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kntfkr posted:Nah, that was a gift from Augustus's mom to Servillia I think. And it was like a whole gold chain set up. And his cock was absolutely massive Yeah you're right Valko posted:I actually, seriously, have inverted nipples. I've had them since birth and since it was something I inherited from my dad I really didn't think much about them. It wasn't until I got classmates staring at me in changing rooms that I realised how rare it was. Have you tried having a doctor blow into your belly button really hard?
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You folks can make fun of me all you drat well want. Mother Nature I think was having a laugh. "Okay, I'll give this guy red hair in a country where people will try to bully him for it. I'll also making really big and immune to titty twisters! This should be fun."
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Valko posted:You folks can make fun of me all you drat well want. Mother Nature I think was having a laugh. "Okay, I'll give this guy red hair in a country where people will try to bully him for it. I'll also making really big and immune to titty twisters! This should be fun." that doesn't sound fun at all though
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Aug 3, 2021 17:25
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let us all line up to twist tits with valko in solidarity then we will show them what is what
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This gameshow host from a longtime ago knew what was up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmPB0MSZ5t0
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:This gameshow host from a longtime ago knew what was up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3BQne213lY
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:Dude if you want some serious man eye-candy you gotta check out Spartacus. It's got both but is notable for the amount of male nudity since it's sadly not a super frequent thing. There's a guy on that show who I'm pretty sure his name was "The Horsecock." Shame what happened to him.
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Bras should be banned and yes we should become more French irt nudity.
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Bras should be banned and yes we should become more French irt nudity. 50 Shades of Gray was rated 12 in France. I've been there 4 times. I was in Lourdes the first time, pretty bizarre seeing a souvenir shop full of statues of the virgin Mary right next to a strip club. later, on a school trip, we were staying in a cheap hotel. I picked up the TV guide and told my friends, "look at this, it looks like there is a good movie tonight!" I thought it was going to be a Shannon Tweed style erotic thriller. It was a hardcore Rocco Siffredi film, uncensored and broadcast for free on terrestrial television. The next day we went on a trip and brought baguette's for lunch. A guy sitting on the bus seat behind me said "hey valko, does eating that baguette remind of that film last night?" He was lucky I didn't turn round and batter him over the head with it.
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But did it remind you? IIRC, Alien Resurrection was on TV when I was in France over a decade ago. I didn't turn on the tv until after the clone scene, so no nips. 😟
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IIRC, Alien Resurrection was on TV when I was in France over a decade ago. I didn't turn on the tv until after the clone scene, so no nips. 😟 [/quote] Ah yes, in the “notable nips” category, sigorney weaver’s nips, in Alien, when they just get out of hypersleep, when she’s wearing the croptop t shirt, are THE HARDEST NIPS IN CINEMA, and what I believe to be a notable and exemplary application of artistic direction that television programming should strive to emulate. But in the context of something like “oops I spilled my coffee all over my chest, I’m such a clutz, omg people can see my NIPS! The ALIEN CAN SEE MY NIPS!”. Like when society gets to the point that we are not censoring, but embellishing edited for television content. 
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IIRC, Alien Resurrection was on TV when I was in France over a decade ago. I didn't turn on the tv until after the clone scene, so no nips. 😟 [/quote] Ah yes, in the “notable nips” category, sigorney weaver’s nips, in Alien, when they just get out of hypersleep, when she’s wearing the croptop t shirt, are THE HARDEST NIPS IN CINEMA, and what I believe to be a notable and exemplary application of artistic direction that television programming should strive to emulate. But in the context of something like “oops I spilled my coffee all over my chest, I’m such a clutz, omg people can see my NIPS! The ALIEN CAN SEE MY NIPS!”. Like when society gets to the point that we are not censoring, but embellishing edited for television content.
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Why do you hate liberals op? We love more than just nips! We love free speech, and self-esteem, and human rights, and we hate the death penalty. Mostly we just love nips though! All we do is watch nipple fetish porn at our meetings. At least when we hold them at my house.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Why do you hate liberals op? We love more than just nips! We love free speech, and self-esteem, and human rights, and we hate the death penalty. Mostly we just love nips though! All we do is watch nipple fetish porn at our meetings. At least when we hold them at my house. So do I, but the government is never going to give you any of that poo poo.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So do I, but the government is never going to give you any of that poo poo. I like being a hippie, we take the freedom we know we’re owed and the government never arrests us because we’re nonviolent. And white. Ok that sounds pretty unfair now that I write it out but give me like five good bong rips and some videos of topless women with erect nipples with honey on them and I can figure this out once and for all for all humanity.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I like being a hippie, we take the freedom we know we’re owed and the government never arrests us because we’re nonviolent. And white. Ok that sounds pretty unfair now that I write it out but give me like five good bong rips and some videos of topless women with erect nipples with honey on them and I can figure this out once and for all for all humanity. Politics is p much all economics, cops don’t enforce democratically elected laws and party issues are more or less a way to sway people’s emotions towards one economics package or another. Nobody that gets elected actually does a drat thing to push any of the party issues, and they know drat well they’re just stalling until the Supreme Court defines the law anyways. Local governments all follow suit too, local laws aren’t voted on, they’re decided by people who jam up the courts until it becomes an economic nuisance to sustain people’s civil arguments and some piece of poo poo city council passes ordinances that cater the the loudest, most annoying Karens with the most money to make the most time-consuming arguments.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Politics is p much all economics, cops don’t enforce democratically elected laws and party issues are more or less a way to sway people’s emotions towards one economics package or another. Nobody that gets elected actually does a drat thing to push any of the party issues, and they know drat well they’re just stalling until the Supreme Court defines the law anyways. Local governments all follow suit too, local laws aren’t voted on, they’re decided by people who jam up the courts until it becomes an economic nuisance to sustain people’s civil arguments and some piece of poo poo city council passes ordinances that cater the the loudest, most annoying Karens with the most money to make the most time-consuming arguments. I didn’t read all that. Can’t stop thinking about nips. Sorry. 
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I didn’t read all that. Can’t stop thinking about nips. Sorry. The time has cum. Burn your panties and face to milkshakes. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The time has cum. Burn your panties and face to milkshakes. Lol you read my last post, you have a great one, and will-do on the panties
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