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Finger Prince


I like your ears, are you an elf then? Uh huh. Half-goblin, right, I see. Well that's excellent, because we're really looking to up our diversity in the guild!

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Finger Prince


I'm thinking of applying as an intern for the Dragonslayer's Guild, but I hear the hours are bad and I'm worried about burnout.

Finger Prince


They suck you in at the crusader recruitment booth with woodcuts of gallant knights on horseback in gleaming armour, waving swords around. What they don't tell you is what you'll actually be doing, which is shovelling horse poo poo for your 4 year tour.

Finger Prince


*walks up to a Legend of Zelda cosplayer*
Sooo, are you on LinkedIn?

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