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canyoneer


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hey, can you come back and pick me up? renaissance is just the name of the hotel, and i feel really underdressed for this job fair

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geico booth is poppin' today but i'm pretty sure it's just because of the swag they're giving away

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even if you don't think you have the technical skills to participate, you should at least go check out the hack-a-thon we're sponsoring this weekend. it's in Ballroom C.

canyoneer


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almost every resume is printed on parchment paper, so all the white copy paper ones stand out

canyoneer


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there are many craftsman positions in our guild in the tri city area, but those who wish to employ in sales and marketing must relocate to the realm of Cleveland

canyoneer


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the yeoman recruiters brought a climbing wall and are promising a ten guinea signing bonus and free education at any of the king's colleges

canyoneer


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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

i sigh as i un-sheath my "free trip to the stocks" tickets.

:black101: "ok, tell me about your experience with stocks"
:eng101: "been in the business for 4 years, and i sat for the series 7 test last year and passed"
:black101: "great, great. ever worked a gallows?"

canyoneer


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you might think having the company pay for a mobile sorcerer and crystal ball is a perk but all that really means is your boss is going to interrupt you outside of work hours every time a serf gets trampled by a plow horse

canyoneer


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recruiter notices someone pick up and read a pamphlet at a booth and waves her off for being overqualified

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asking about a pharmacy tech position at the walgreens booth, and unsure how to make eye contact with the pharmacist who is wearing a black cloak and plague doctor bird mask

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hr and recruiting are having us move away from language and titles that have negative connotations. instead of "job", say "career". instead of "pay", say "compensation". instead of "manager", say "overseer"

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