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Yes football is back! After a fairly uneventful summer with no European tournaments worth noting and who the gently caress cares about Olympic football we are graced once again by Premier League football starting in 2 weeks Welcome to all the new posters that somehow found our bastion of shitposting about IRL Subbuteo, not sure how you found us this summer with no notable European tournaments going on tbh but we hope you hang around, pick a fun team if you dont have one already. Your current league table:  We welcome Watford and Norwich back to the league and newcomers Brentford make up our promoted teams. For the nth season in a row Arsenal start top of the league, however insider knowledge has told me this will be rectified after the first week of the season. During the summer Manchester Utd went and bought all their transfer targets and have already been crowned champions, so this obviously wont blow up in their faces. City may or may not spend £200m on Grealish and Kane Liverpool ive been told are stil poo. This is eternal. We bought Ibrahim Konate, another CB with....poo poo, a poor injury record. Oh and Newcastle have kept Steve Bruce on for "reasons"... Notable dates: 7th August - Everyone's 3rd favourite team (behind Leeds) Leicester City play perennial under investigation for cheating Manchester City in the Community Shield. 13th August - League kicks off with Brentford hosting mid table cloggers (and my darkhorse relegation candidate) Arsenal 14th/15th August - Rest of our Match week 1 fixtures CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Aug 2, 2021 |
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JohnCompany posted:Strange that the thread promoting the league where European champion Jorginho plays for European champion Chelsea wouldn't mention that. I don't know what you mean OP. The last European Championship was won by Portugual. There was supposed to be one last summer but the pandemic cancelled it and they just decided to skip it until 2024
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the sex ghost posted:Leeds are actually everyone's second team now op. We've signed a new reserve goalkeeper to replace the racist one that we sent out on loan because no one wants his awful contract, and a fullback from Barcelona and thats it. Prepared for a tricky second season This is true. Updating the OP
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Lol at the crying Fernandes picture
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Aug 3, 2021 17:52
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Dear Harry, I wrote to you but you still ain't callin.
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Aug 5, 2021 08:57
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He wasn't rushed to hospital by the sounds of it so I guess we will wait and see. Not ideal though.
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Aug 8, 2021 19:06
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CyberPingu posted:
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Aug 13, 2021 23:01
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Frankston posted:Why did he get his teeth so loving white, it's incredibly distracting. Its to blind defenders
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Aug 15, 2021 20:54
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I imagine there is a long line of Petro State guys waiting to buy Utd tbh.
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Aug 20, 2021 13:24
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I remember when Utd and Arsenal fans would bitch over who's team was better. Now all they have is who's owner is worse
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Aug 20, 2021 18:58
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It was an incredible 10 game run tbf but Arsenal beating Chelsea was probably the most important game
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Aug 25, 2021 12:03
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Vinestalk posted:his last couple years where they spent boatloads and were absolute dogshit Yes, much different from now....
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Mr Snips posted:Some of the problems Arsenal are facing now are down to decisions made in Wenger's latter years, such as having players like Mustafi on stupid wages which led to the club having to terminate his contract so they didn't even get a fee for him Yes but those things are still happening. Look at Willians contract
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Aug 25, 2021 18:19
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Arsenal are a fail club that could do with a season in the championship. Same with Spurs tbh
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Aug 26, 2021 06:50
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Is England classed as a red listed country so no players need to be released?
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Aug 26, 2021 16:39
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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/features/match-of-the-day-premier-league-football-b1906082.html?amp Lmao quote:The only problem? Take out the football itself, and the programme is simply dismal.
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Aug 30, 2021 12:15
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FullLeatherJacket posted:what if top gear but for football That's Soccer AM
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Aug 30, 2021 14:42
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Bape Culture posted:Arsenal have had more cases this season than shots on target It's literally the only positive thing they have had this season.
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